Fuck!

[Lassen Forge]

For some people, there's hope. For all others, there's Smith and Wesson.

Oh, and FUCK, too...

bb

[CLARKcon]

Fuck, mojo...that is all bad. I hope things will come to the better side soon.
and once more...FUCK! I went out last night and had a few drinks. I went outside to hop in my car...and totally fucking forgot I left it at the bar! (on the otherside of town!) Great...pats on my back for doing the responsible thing, but fuck! Now it's getting windy out/about to rain and I have to backtrack about 12 blocks. Way to go stupid good conciousness..............................................................fuck!

[Rockdad]

Fuck, mojo...that is all bad. I hope things will come to the better side soon.
and once more...FUCK! I went out last night and had a few drinks. I went outside to hop in my car...and totally fucking forgot I left it at the bar! (on the otherside of town!) Great...pats on my back for doing the responsible thing, but fuck! Now it's getting windy out/about to rain and I have to backtrack about 12 blocks. Way to go stupid good conciousness..............................................................fuck!

Fuck smile your alive, Your fucking not in Jail, And there is not some fucking victim! Hope I am as fucking smart as you the next time I get fucked up!

[CLARKcon]

Yeah, I guess your fucking right, Rockdad. No more fucking whining out of me today. Except, I'm fucking starving! All I wanted to do was go get a hamburger through the fucking drive-thru! Well, anyway, good to hear from you today...I hope you have a terrific fucking weekend

[theCryptofishist]

((((((mojo))))))

what a horrible experience. what a tragic loss.
Condolences.

[Lassen Forge]

...I went out last night and had a few drinks. I went outside to hop in my car...and totally fucking forgot I left it at the bar! (on the otherside of town!) Great...pats on my back for doing the responsible thing, but fuck! Now it's getting windy out/about to rain and I have to backtrack about 12 blocks...

You like in a town that's so fucking small that across town is 12 BLOCKS??? I'm totally fucking jealous!!

bb

[CLARKcon]

Fuck BB Sue, you crack me up! (but your absolutily right...it's like a brisk 5 minute walk from the "Welcome to..." and the "Now Leaving" sign. And if I'm not mistaken, I think I just heard my good fucking neighbor pull up. Will see ya later. You have a good fucking weekend, as well

[SED]

I'm fucking sorry, Mojo.

[OregonRed]

Mojo- That fucking blows beyond all fucking comprehension. Shoot the fucking owners in the fucking head and put the fucking dogs down. I'm so fucking sorry for the loss of your beloved family member. My thoughts are with you.

[Zulegoona]

Fuck Mojo, So sorry to hear about your loss.
As a dog person I think it’s unconscionable for dog owners to let there dogs run free, not only because of the horrible sort of thing that happened to your kitty but because of the horrible things that can happen to the dogs.
Fuck Mojo, So sorry to hear about your loss.
As a dog person I think it’s unconscionable for dog owners to let there dogs run free, not only because of the horrible sort of thing that happened to your kitty but because of the horrible things that can happen to the dogs. People who can’t handle the responsibility of caring for an animal simply shouldn’t be fucking allowed to have them, or kids either,....

[OregonRed]

People who can’t handle the responsibility of caring for an animal simply shouldn’t be fucking allowed to have them, or kids either,....

Amen, Brother!

[Lassen Forge]

Mojo- That fucking blows beyond all fucking comprehension. Shoot the fucking owners in the fucking head and put the fucking dogs down. I'm so fucking sorry for the loss of your beloved family member. My thoughts are with you.

I love ya, Red, and I fuckin' agree with you 110%.

bb

[RingO'Fire]

Fuck! Fucking people who can't keep their big mouths shut!

Here's the fucked up thing that happened tonight. My current girlfriend of about a year and half, let's call her "Mary", never asked nor did I reveal, nor, most importantly, did I lie about, the identity of my former girlfriend from 2004, whom we'll call "Lisa." You see "Lisa" and "Mary" now know each other socially, through me of course.

I was very upset when "Lisa" and I broke up, but I got over it. 'Lisa' and I are still friends, but I have never strayed from 'Mary' in the entire time we've been together. "Lisa" has a really cool boyfriend now that I like a lot too. We've all four been to parties and whatnot together.

I just never thought it was a good idea, not good for me that is, to say, "Oh, BTW Mary, you do know that 'Lisa' and I used to date for four months back in 2004, right?" This just always seemed like a really stupid idea, so I just kept my mouth shut and didn't bring it up.

So tonight, "Mary" and I are sitting at a bar having a drink with another couple, Nicole and Andy. Trying to make conversation, I say, "Oh guess what, 'Lisa' called me today - she finally got into nursing school!" So then Nicole says..."Oh, you mean 'Lisa', your ex-girlfriend?"

If looks could kill, Nicole would be dead now. I gave her the evil eye "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" death stare. Nicole later sheepishly whispered, "Sorry" in my ear when she hugged me goodbye.

Fuck! The cat was outta the bag though. "Mary", with this surprised and hurt look on her face, turns to me and says, "OH, so there's something you haven't told me? Is there anything else you haven't told me?"

I assured her there wasn't anything else I "needed to tell her" and that I have never strayed, which is true. "Mary" says that "everything is cool between us", but I still have a feeling that there's going to be a price to be paid for my lack of full disclosure.

My strategy? Pretend like it never happened.

FUCK!

[Rockdad]

Fuck sounds like you will be Fucking licking boot's, buying fucking flowers, and if your real good might get to start kissing some fucking ass.

They hate it when they do not know fucking everything! whereas most of us men do not want to know fucking anything!

[Kinetic IV]

Fuck sounds like you will be Fucking licking boot's, buying fucking flowers, and if your real good might get to start kissing some fucking ass.

Not having to put up with that sort of stuff is one of the distinct advantages of being single.... And even if you do ALL of that it's still not fucking enough in some cases.

Edit: Sheesh I forgot to put the word FUCK in there somewhere...I had to fix that.

[Lorgasm]

Hey Ring!
Your girlfriend, "Mary", sounds really FUCKIN cool. From what I gather..and, spank me if I'm wrong, but, it appears that you never divolged any info on your priors is because they ARE YOUR PRIORS. You are over it, and therefore feel no need for further discussion. Been there, bought the FUCKIN t-shirt. Plus you were only with your "ex" for 4 FUCKIN months. Dude, I've got socks older than that! Anyways, yep, "Mary" was thrown off by it. Probably because it was in front of mixed company and felt awkward. At any rate, it might still be an issue for her for whatever reason. Don't fret. For crying out loud, you are in a long term thing. Longer than your ex. I would suggest admitting the mistake, if indeed it was a mistake. You just didn't feel it necessary to discuss because it was only a short term thing/fling. You are with your partner now. And you are focused on the here and now.

If you want to start licking her ankles, fine. Heck, she might enjoy it. She may also enjoy some talking. At the risk of sounding like some Dr. Phil, you might want to start talking about stuff you never told anyone. Special stuff. Share some things. Get her to tell you her special things. We all make mistakes. We learn. We move on.

Don't sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty stuff.

Good Luck.
Big Hug,
L'Orgasm

[Rockdad]

Fuck!

Edit: removed foul from k4
edit: removed foul from lorgasm she is too sweet made her use a dirty word.. neener neener

[Lorgasm]

Fixed it Rock,
Hope you're fuckin satisfied.

You know I love you.

[BigCock]

Tonight's special featured artist (via phone interview) is DJ Jason Philips

FUCK! I missed CC and Sandy?

[RingO'Fire]

Hey Ring!
Your girlfriend, "Mary", sounds really FUCKIN cool. From what I gather..and, spank me if I'm wrong, but, it appears that you never divolged any info on your priors is because they ARE YOUR PRIORS. You are over it, and therefore feel no need for further discussion. Been there, bought the FUCKIN t-shirt. Plus you were only with your "ex" for 4 FUCKIN months. Dude, I've got socks older than that! Anyways, yep, "Mary" was thrown off by it. Probably because it was in front of mixed company and felt awkward. At any rate, it might still be an issue for her for whatever reason. Don't fret. For crying out loud, you are in a long term thing. Longer than your ex. I would suggest admitting the mistake, if indeed it was a mistake. You just didn't feel it necessary to discuss because it was only a short term thing/fling. You are with your partner now. And you are focused on the here and now.

Thanks Lorgasm!
When I wrote my post last night, I had just gotten home and was still thinking "Damn! I think this is going to cause me some problems." I was kinda thinking along the same lines as Rockdad.

They hate it when they do not know fucking everything [about your "priors"]! whereas most of us men do not want to know fucking anything [ about their "priors"]!

You're right too, "Mary" is really cool. We also get along really well - I'm really happy with her. Also, although I'm not normally immodest, I must say too that I am a great boyfriend.

I'm also one of those guys that would rather have a root canal than have a "we need to talk about 'us'..." kind of conversation. I'm definately of the "if it ain't broke - don't fix it!" school of relationship philosophy. This is actually one of the really cool things about 'Mary' too - she knows how I am, I know how she is, and if one of us is mad, sad, frustrated, etc., we just say so, make our apologies or 'adjustments', and go on. There's no need for potentially agonizing "where is this relationship going?" or "when you said 'blah blah blah' it made me feel like 'yada yada'" conversations. [Groan - those are the worst!]

If you want to start licking her ankles, fine. Heck, she might enjoy it. She may also enjoy some talking. At the risk of sounding like some Dr. Phil, you might want to start talking about stuff you never told anyone. Special stuff. Share some things. Get her to tell you her special things. We all make mistakes. We learn. We move on.

Don't sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty stuff.

Good Luck.
Big Hug,
L'Orgasm

I think you're probably right, I should probably bring this up myself and talk it through with her. I think we can "get it all out in the open" and move on. Yeah, that's the ticket!

In regard to making up, I don't particularly want to lick any ankles, but your "pet the sweaty stuff" line has given me some ideas on other places where licking might be appreciated.

Thanks again!

[DVD Burner]

Well you know who is even fuckin cooler than Mary?




Ring of course.





night.

uuuuh.....morning.

[RingO'Fire]

Fuck yeah! I've got a fuckin' awesome girlfriend!

Update: Last night, I followed Lorgasm's advice and apologized for my previous lack of disclosure.

Her response?
"Honestly, I suspected as much. I'm over it, but don't do it again. Now, is there anything else you'd like to tell me? No? You're sure? I'm giving you this chance to come forward if there's anything else. No? OK then, are you ready to go the party?"

That's it!

Fuckin' A!

[Rockdad]

Fuck yeah! I've got a fuckin' awesome girlfriend!

Update: Last night, I followed Lorgasm's advice and apologized for my previous lack of disclosure.

Her response?
"Honestly, I suspected as much. I'm over it, but don't do it again. Now, is there anything else you'd like to tell me? No? You're sure? I'm giving you this chance to come forward if there's anything else. No? OK then, are you ready to go the party?"

That's it!

Fuckin' A!

Fuck great girl sure but now you signed a full disclosure aggreement!
did you tell her about the cute girl in third grade that gave you a kiss?
or spin the bottle at sally's house in 7th grade? dangerous quicksand sounds like to me!
DANGER DANGER Will Robinison!

[Kinetic IV]

Fuck yeah! I've got a fuckin' awesome girlfriend!

Update: Last night, I followed Lorgasm's advice and apologized for my previous lack of disclosure.

Her response?
"Honestly, I suspected as much. I'm over it, but don't do it again. Now, is there anything else you'd like to tell me? No? You're sure? I'm giving you this chance to come forward if there's anything else. No? OK then, are you ready to go the party?"

That's it!

Fuckin' A!

Fuck great girl sure but now you signed a full disclosure aggreement!
did you tell her about the cute girl in third grade that gave you a kiss?
or spin the bottle at sally's house in 7th grade? dangerous quicksand sounds like to me!
DANGER DANGER Will Robinison!

Maybe he did but doesn't that "Full Disclosure Agreement" also work the other way around? What secrets does she have?

[Rockdad]

Fuck yeah! I've got a fuckin' awesome girlfriend!

Update: Last night, I followed Lorgasm's advice and apologized for my previous lack of disclosure.

Her response?
"Honestly, I suspected as much. I'm over it, but don't do it again. Now, is there anything else you'd like to tell me? No? You're sure? I'm giving you this chance to come forward if there's anything else. No? OK then, are you ready to go the party?"

That's it!

Fuckin' A!

Fuck great girl sure but now you signed a full disclosure aggreement!
did you tell her about the cute girl in third grade that gave you a kiss?
or spin the bottle at sally's house in 7th grade? dangerous quicksand sounds like to me!
DANGER DANGER Will Robinison!

Maybe he did but doesn't that "Full Disclosure Agreement" also work the other way around? What secrets does she have?

Fuck of course not!

[RingO'Fire]

...most of us men do not want to know fucking anything!

This is really true as far as I'm concerned. I really don't give a fuck [this is the "fuck" thread] about her previous relationships. If she brings it up, I'll listen, but otherwise I never ask about her "priors." She's with me now, after all...

I also have to say, to "Mary's" credit, she has only asked me once about a prior relationship. I was friends with several of her girlfriends before she and I started dating. I told the girlfriends about the upsetting breakup with "Lisa" while it was all going down in 2004. Right after we started dating in January '05, Mary asked how my previous girlfriend and I had split up - what led to the breakup, but she never asked the identity of the prior girlfriend. The identity of my previous girlfriend "Lisa", who she knows and has hung out with, is what she found out on Friday.

All in all, I'd say I've got a pretty cool-ass girlfriend. I think this was just a minor bump in the road.

Oh yes, as far as the "full disclosure agreement" goes, it is implicity understood by all parties that the agreement only covers the time since she and I have been together. "Activities" prior to our first date are not covered under the agreement. :)

[Lorgasm]

Hey Ring,
Happy to know things are looking up for you and that you are feeling better about things. Yeah, every relationship has a fucking bump now and then. Like I said before, you learn, you live, you move on. Heck, you even laugh.

Its a beautiful thing.

Hugs,
Lorgasm

[EspressoDude]

FUCK.....it's sooo dark and early feeling....my head hurts. time changes suck ... FUCK

[DVD Burner]

fucking hangovers.

[joel the ornery]

fucking hangovers.

as i was once told... "nobody gets thrown into a bar, only thriown out"

happy fucking hangover!