The Bar

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:10 pm

Bar's open!

Quick, take cover!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:11 pm

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
Ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That
Will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,,
"A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches
Into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks
the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
And a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
$32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse
Me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
And found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
Would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for
A million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
For as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
The exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
Chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say. "

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:14 pm

LOL...

True story, always get what you ask for...

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:15 pm

yep catch up with you in awhile got to get to bank..

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:25 pm

Hey!
This might be fun tonight!.... WooHoo!

http://music.msn.com/artist/?artist=16512031

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:31 pm

(walks in with 40# of ice, begins filling and icng down coolers)

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:41 pm

Hey DD, how are things?

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:43 pm

Martini Time!

Served up by my favorite Martinian

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:43 pm

Good, good. And yourself? Somethin to drink? Eat? Play with?

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:43 pm

Martini Time!

Served up by my favorite Martinian

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:44 pm

whisky lots of it....fuck!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:45 pm

mmmmmmm, looks good Wnc, Shaken, but not stirred

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:45 pm

Oh sorry Watchnc hi

that looks great I will have one.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:46 pm

Oh. That looks good. Go for a ride?

http://images.burningman.com/index.cgi? ... _year=2005

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:46 pm

Hey Mozy....
Bad F....in day?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:48 pm

megapix thing fucking mag

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:49 pm

Hey I like it duck. Saw that on the other thread too... Think we could use one at the Playa bar

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:50 pm

Mexican Martini's all around. Shaken as ordered.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:52 pm

I can get one for us to use, but it has no seat-you could put anything on the trailer base, including a bar.

Hopefully it won't catch on fire.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:54 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:megapix thing fucking mag

Graphics design?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:56 pm

duck edit that pic please

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:00 pm

Preview before you post.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:02 pm

Here is one for you to play with Mozy......

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:17 pm

Hey, Mozy- will this help?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:22 pm

I'll just keep 'em coming.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:57 pm

Evening Espressos anyone.....

maybe with some Bailey's or Kahlua

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:00 pm

Thanks ESD, I'll partake......

Showtime folks, be out for a while.....

Gorillaz on MSN.com........

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:01 pm

Yeah-Kahlua, Bailey's, Grand Marnier, and 3 shots for me, please.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:07 pm

Hey Mozy, don't sweat it. The Maxim thing is a fake and they'll get nothing good from it.

Beer for me tonight. Going with the Smithwicks again.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:11 pm

Sput: what, none of that greek beer that starts with V?