Bar Camp Mayoral Returns...

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Lassen Forge
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Bar Camp Mayoral Returns...

Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:59 am

By a sweep of the polls, in the first event of it's kind since... well... since a few days ago...

With a majority of eligible campers of the bar voting, and all of them voting for the same person...

And seeing no other people who were eligible to vote did, and therefore did not vote for any other position on the polls...

And in the truest of traditions of Black Rock City...

It seems a BRC Back Room Deal has been formulated wherein we will have, not one, not two, but...

THREE

esteemed leaders this year.

Please join me in congratulating (in the most public and embarassing way possible) the winners of the election of mayor - the notorious Gang of Three - Fishie, Mozy, and Rock.

Let the Champagne Flow! Let the humiliation begin! Official ceremonial stuff to follow!

Congrats to all who won this poll!!!


(This amazingly non-rigged election brought to you as a public service of Apokiliptika - helping to doom BRC 3 people at a time!)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:46 am

AS mayor of the munchkin in the county in the land of OZ I demand a gold coach! Lord Mayor of London has one, and I'm 3 times as important. Or impotent. Whichever...
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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:AS mayor of the munchkin in the county in the land of OZ I demand a gold coach! Lord Mayor of London has one, and I'm 3 times as important. Or impotent. Whichever...
how about one of these:

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1930 Mercedes Grosser 770, most luxurious,expensive,.....etc. in its day.
Emporerer of Japan had one, so did Adolph, and a few others
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:51 pm

Fishy...can I be used as a human seat :D ? Whenever you're walking and need a rest in the open playa, just snap your fingers and {BAM!} I'll get on all fours to accomadate an become an instant bench. The Chairs (all three) wish is my command :P...

!!!LONG LIVE THE FISH, THE BONZ, AND THE ROCK!!!
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Post by capjbadger » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:23 pm

Fish, Bonz, Rock...

Is that like Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Fish eats Rock
Rock breaks Bonz
Bonz pierces Fish
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:02 am

Fish eats Rock
Rock breaks Bonz
Bonz pierces Fish

LOL

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