The Bar

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:12 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:Hey CC. whisky please.

How about the wheel of hope and fear. The wheel determends the drink you get. Hope you get the drink you want fear you don't.

Yup, that's f....in good...

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:13 pm

J Triple Asterik, how are you this eve

? Jury Duty, dear mercy! But, atleast you can feel good about doing your civic duty.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:13 pm

sorry Jewel 47 but young at heart.

I need to step away be back

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:17 pm

Civic duty, uh huh. I'm gonna sit in a room for 7 hours with a bunch of yahoos (myself included) thinking about how I could be hmmmm, doing laundry or something else fun and exciting. Don't let me forget my book and newspapers that have been piling up.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:18 pm

Mozy, this will be waiting for ya...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:19 pm

Jewel***, sorry, let me clean up this place a little.....

wipes down old beer bottle circles on the bar......

How are you tonight. Jury duty huh?, well at least they pay like $15 a day or something don't they?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:20 pm

Well J***, on the bright side, maybe they'll have coffee and donuts...? maybe?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:23 pm

So says the this Public Service Announcment...

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:23 pm

Hi, Jewel***. Yup, 40, still immature. Y'know, it's not that hard to get out of jury duty. Actually, for me it's impossible to get into jury duty. They take one look at me and they say "oh, never mind-sorry to waste your time, have a nice day".

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:23 pm

I don't think you get paid.

Coffee and donuts, nope, don't think so. I need to remember snacks too, thanks for reminding me.

Too bad i don't have a laptop, otherwise I could do this all day.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:26 pm

Yeah, most places it's $15 a day. No snacks unless and until you go into deliberations.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:27 pm

I've got to take off. See ya DD, J***, Mozy, TITWI...I might be back in later tonight to see who's burning the midnight oil at the The Bar. See ya!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:27 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Civic duty, uh huh. I'm gonna sit in a room for 7 hours with a bunch of yahoos (myself included) thinking about how I could be hmmmm, doing laundry or something else fun and exciting. Don't let me forget my book and newspapers that have been piling up.

All you have to do when the lawyers start asking questions is say:

"Of course I got my opinions, if they weren't guilty of something, they wouldn't be here" ..."Yeah, I hang out in THE BAR @ BURNINGMAN":D

lawyer ("oh, one of those")
Then you are out of there, like big time

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:29 pm

Good idea E Dude, i'm going with that...........

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:31 pm

DD:

I always get booted out too. Too much "experience" Seen and been part of too many things War, famine,pillage,plunder,running around naked in the desert..

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:32 pm

ESD has it..... If you express and kind of bias/idea, you are out. Usually works........

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:38 pm

Well, I think i'm gonna call it a night. Thanks for all the advice, I'll fill you in tomorrow on the outcome.

You may commence talk on Verginas...........ready, set, go!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:39 pm

Night, J***.

Anybody want a beer?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:40 pm

ooops... Later Cc.......
Trying to put pasta together with barfly talk......

mmmmm.. maybe a little more red wine in the sauce....

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:44 pm

J***, I'm sorry, I just had to pop in and say this

! Right off the bat, in front of the judge, have a very perplexed look on your face, and inquire:
"What I can't figure out is if it was Professor Plum or Ms. Scarlet. Plus, the other thing that's bothering me is if the murder weapon actually was the pipe, or if it could have actually been the wrench...how did the victim end up in the study?...hmmm, questions..."

For reals now, good bye...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:49 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Well, I think i'm gonna call it a night. Thanks for all the advice, I'll fill you in tomorrow on the outcome.

You may commence talk on Verginas...........ready, set, go!

jewel***, how can you talk like that? we run a respectable

bar here......

Doh! let us know how it goes.....

karine · Post by **karine** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:53 pm

Good evening Ya'll. I'll take one of those beers... Thanks! (Karine passes out doubloons for ALL from 2006 Mardi Gras)

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:56 pm

Wow, thanks... how was it?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:59 pm

Aw, cool. I haven't been back since I left 33 years ago. Thanks!!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:04 pm

24 starts on the West Coast right now just zipping by for a beer!...Wooosh

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:05 pm

Awe Shit! thanks for the reminder...

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:05 pm

Because everyone needs a little.

karine · Post by **karine** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:06 pm

Mardi Gras was great- I am surrounded by doubloons from our attic.... guess they were spared from sitting in the cess pool (aka "neighborhood"). Most aren't worth much, but they sure are pretty!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:10 pm

karine!!!!!!!! are you still here?

karine · Post by **karine** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:13 pm

Yeah - I am still here... but I've gotcto step out, so the Chat can step in...

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