Things that sound dirty but aren't.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:42 pm

30 + 30 + 9 = ??????

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:04 pm

"Nice beaver"

"Thanks, I've just had it stuffed"

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:16 pm

Camel-toe

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:47 pm

Nah, camel toes are dirty no matter how you, uh, slice them.

Howzabout...

Condoleeza.

Token · Post by **Token** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:56 am

At the corner of Ball road and Story road in San Jose, CA there is a liquor store called Ball Liquors. I went in and asked the guy if he had T-Shits with the store logo. He didn't get it.

I have at times asked for a pair of Dikes be brought to me for the purpose of making a diagonal cut.

Bungholes should be tapped carefully so no fluid is lost.

I was treated at O'Conner hospital in San Jose by Dr. Richard Licht.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:33 am

*fishy slurps chai*

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:49 am

Token wrote:asked the guy if he had T-Shirts with the store logo. He didn't get it.

A Dong Asian Market

Hung Far Low

Long Wang Market

3 of my fav asian places. Especially the shirts that say "I shop at the Dong"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:12 am

Ranger Genius wrote:
*fishy slurps chai*

you forgot

Bonz pierces Fish

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:07 pm

Token wrote:At the corner of Ball road and Story road in San Jose, CA there is a liquor store called Ball Liquors. I went in and asked the guy if he had T-Shits with the store logo. He didn't get it.

I have at times asked for a pair of Dikes be brought to me for the purpose of making a diagonal cut.

Bungholes should be tapped carefully so no fluid is lost.

I was treated at O'Conner hospital in San Jose by Dr. Richard Licht.

Can I pet your Cockatoo?

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:42 pm

A pair of astrolabes.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:22 pm

From a myspace.com e-mail:

"In 1983, California students were sent home by their teachers on a mission to fight a serious drought. They dropped bricks into their toilets and reduced water waste in their households by more than a third..."

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:56 pm

sign on door of pizza place in SF:

"PULL HARD"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:44 pm

sign on proctology clinic in PDX

"parking in rear"

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:58 pm

sign at a real Jiffy Lube (now closed )

[/b]ENTER IN REAR

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:47 pm

Saw this thread then saw the following instructions on a box of envelopes:

"Do not store in a damp place."

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:46 am

Hey, do you want to eat out or do you want to stay in?

sorry.

Token · Post by **Token** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:37 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Can I pet your Cockatoo?

You bet. He IS the real Playa Chicken.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:55 pm

The sign in Beaver, Utah advertising their fish tacos.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:33 pm

Who wants their buns toasted?!?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:43 pm

mojo wrote:The sign in Beaver, Utah advertising their fish tacos.

There are three utah towns which when combined, make for a great TTSDBA:

Fillmore, Virgin, Beaver.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:16 am

"I need to go put some caulk in that hole I drilled earlier..."

-Me after laying 100ft of Cat5e cable

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:00 am

"After application, rub caulk firmly into crevice, removing excess overflow. Do not over-apply. If multiple applications are indicated, wait until caulk is hard before re-application."

(instructions on high-tensile strength sealant)

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:32 am

Family Guy re-run reminded me: Dick Armey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Armey

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:35 am

hehehe

You said Dick.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:37 am

My sister went to an Italian restaurant. When the maitre d' seated them he said, "Do like it in the front or in the rear?"

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:50 am

Oh that reminds me. Just saw a Wendy's commercial, about their new salads, and the girl has another fast food chain's salad, throws it and says, "Toss that salad!" I thought, "Oh my god does she even know what she just said. Some writer is laughing his ass off that he got that on TV."

In fact, you can watch it here: http://www.wendys.com/sensationalsalads/

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:08 pm

in a hardware catalog:

BUNG WRENCHES

9 different kinds of COCKS:
stop cock
gauge cock
hosebib cock
laboratory cock
PETCOCK
Sampling cock
sill cock
stop cock
toiletball cock

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:09 pm

Cock-tail

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:44 pm

EspressoDude wrote:in a hardware catalog:

BUNG WRENCHES

I worked in a warehouse that sold "Bung Hole Pumps"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 pm

Cabanasprings wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:in a hardware catalog:

BUNG WRENCHES

I worked in a warehouse that sold "Bung Hole Pumps"

not an advertizement/commercial:
found on ebay:RARE Vintage BUNG REAMER
This is a Rare and unique Bung Reamer. It was made by the USA BUNG MFG CO. Of Cincinnati Ohio
http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-Vintage-BUNG-R ... dZViewItem