How I did It / My Huge Balls

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:18 am

Hello.

Often times I am asked how my huge balls got so big.

Read then please, this short story:

My Huge Balls
by nipples

When hopping a freight train, my scrotal sac was caught
under steel wheels.

Though likely amputees, Doctors™ reattached.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:52 am

nipples wrote:Hello.

Often times I am asked how my huge balls got so big.

Read then please, this short story:

My Huge Balls
by nipples

When hopping a freight train, my scrotal sac was caught
under steel wheels.

Though likely amputees, Doctors™ reattached.

Sounds like your sac was big to start with you poor rabbit!

A II Z

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:02 am

"Silly rabbit tracks are for kids."

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 7:41 am

Badger wrote:"Silly rabbit tracks are for kids."

hahahaha, and crack heads.
-b

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:20 am

Hooray for Nipples! Am I the only one left slackjawed by this lupin's amazing talent at getting at the heart of the matter? I think not... And the haikus are absolutely... ethereal.

I know who I'm voting for this fall.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:21 pm

AC/DC
Big Balls

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:26 pm

South Park
Chocolate Salty Balls

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:51 pm

I miss Nipples.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:54 am

Me too

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:44 pm

hunh, i was just thinking about one of his poems the other day...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:00 pm

I miss the way Nipples managed to always diffuse many flame wars here on eplaya with the appropriate related poem.
I also miss his PM's

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:27 pm

...We'll have to go out in deep playa this year and tell him he's on people's minds

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:01 pm

Take me with you.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:09 am

Mee tooo.

foamin' at the mouth · Post by **foamin' at the mouth** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:44 pm

I miss nipples too, and PJ.

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