Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:49 am

Can we all watch?

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:56 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Dearest and most beloved Chairman of the Provisional Military Council
and President a/VieOmar Suarez:

I am not worthy of such an honored designation. In the unlikely event the award is bestowed upon my person, I beg the council for a special provision to be tied to the stripper pole and "fish slapped" until I am dead.

Odds on this yearrs Suarez Prize winner as reflected
by the numbers at Laborers Betting Parlor #3 has seen
Comrade Jellyfish improve from 20-1 to 8-1 after the above announcement.

Minister of State · Post by **Minister of State** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:44 pm

From his Presidential Palace in the holy city of OmarSuarezStadt, His Excellency, the benevolent President a' Vie Omar Suarez, after conferring deep honors upon the multitudes who embrace his irrefutable and loyal adherence to the Killbuck Line at the 'Summit of One Party States' at his people's estate in gorgeous Sihanoukville, Cambodia, wrote:
We give thanks to Comrade Jellyfish for his assistance with this post. Our scientists have been handicapped by criminal and inhumane sanctions and are unable to develop a proper understanding of the complex nature of certain eplaya procedures.
As always the people of Verboten stand shoulder to shoulder with progressive forces everywhere carrying the banner of the Killbuck Line.
We are here to announce the finalists for this years "Order of Suarez" award and badge (seen above).The winner, of course, becomes a full non-voting member of The Provisional Military Council with all the privileges and honors that they can handle.

Kernul Killbuck-I am quite sure the other nominees will beg to be taken off this list quickly in deference to the answered prayer of workers, artists and soldiers everywhere.

Comrade Major Roosevelt-The contributions to peace and security by the Kastapo have been hailed by fair minded people on all corners of the planet.

Comrade Sue of the Minister of State-Her understanding of the importance of promoting proper thought through propaganda and socialist new speak has won her special favor in His Excellency’s eyes.

Comrade Jellyfish-Is anything possible without the services of this giant of the intelligentsia? Would anyone else give up major playa time for further service to the people?

Winner to be announced at the historic "Meeting of the Camps", August 31st.

In service to the people Omar Suarez

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Alliances, Antagonizations, and Altruistic Aims - Common Borders and Aims Bureau - Office of High Praise and Determination of Purpose – Diplomatic communiqué unit 216n3a2

1032nd FLOOR
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF COMMINIQUE:

Honoured and Exalted Servant of the Populace, his High Honourable President a’vie Omar Suarez the Benevolent, at the Presidential Palace, OmarSuarezStadt, People's Free Republic of Verboten

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY GREETED:

IN gracious gratitude of the peoples and of the Supreme Dictatorship of Apokiliptika (and occupied territories), and specifically the office of the Peoples Secretariat of the Minister of State, we, Diplomat #11 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #216n3a2, in the words and feelings true and otherwise of members of the entirety of the Diplomatic Corps of the office of the Ministry of State, thereof, do hereby extend our hand of solidarity and friendship toward our common goals to the people and command bureaus of your grand and glorious free nation, in utmost and heartfelt thanks of your unselfish act of nominating this lowly and undeserving mere Servant of Doom, the Minister of State, an Insignificant Instrument of his Empirical Despotic Revolutionary Leader, his Eminence Killbuck I, Fist of Doom, Despot for Life, Bearer of the Holy Dagger of the Order of the Black Rock, First Degree (with Sumac Leaf Cluster), Purveyorist Terrorist au' Naturel, Writer of Genetic Codes, Thermonuclear Light of Darkness, etc., etc.

That his Excellency, the Benevolent Honorable President a ‘vie Omar Suarez, would so grace and greatly laud the candidacy of such Eminently High Honour and praise on such a lowly and undeserving Organ of the State as the Minister of State speaks to His Grand and Magnificent Charisma, His Magnanimous, Fair, and Unending Deep Wisdom, and his Utmost and Undying Benevolent Nature, for which this mere Organ of the State is ill-deserving of not only such honor, but to even be allowed to approach his Ecellency (the glory and likeness of which approaches that of our eminent and glorious Despot himself) to cleanse the sole of his muddied shoe of the stain of the playa with our tongue.

Whereas this Minister is so highly undeserving of such high honor, in the light that She would be even considered on the same vicinity of greatness as his Empirical Fist of Doom, upon whose light she cannot even gaze without averting her lowly eyes in deference to his magnanimity, this Minister respectfully, and in so acknowledges the eminent kindness of his Benevolence, the President a'vie, must nonetheless, as would be only proper and befitting, pray to beg his High Honourable President the ability and permission to decline the nomination in pure deference to the one true Liege of the Apokiliptik Future of All, and upon whom all doom ultimately lies and relies, his Empirical Despotic Revolutionary Leader, his Eminence Killbuck I, Fist of Doom, Despot for Life, Bearer of the Holy Dagger of the Order of the Black Rock, First Degree (with Sumac Leaf Cluster), Terrorist au' Naturel, Writer of Genetic Codes, Thermonuclear Light of Darkness, etc., etc., as the ONLY true and natural arbiter of doom and deserving of such untold high praise.

Whereas it is evident and only natural and proper that His Arbiter of Annihilations be lauded with such high praise and honors, our peoples, joined under the victorious banner of the Killbuck Line, shall celebrate a grand fete', PBR shall flow in the fountains of All Villages within the true and unending Apokiliptik Influence, whose subjugated peoples will be dancing to the lively dirge of Taps well into the early morning hours.

We, Diplomat #11 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #216n3a2, do also sing praises and pledge of our support and allowance by our noble and dedicated KAStaPo and Interrogatrix personnel to do our common bidding of providing the ultimate in pure socialist Discipline and Order, and we are assured that, with the truth and wisdom issued from the various People’s organs of state of the People’s Free Republic of Verboten, a sense of enforced calm and peace SHALL pervade any and all festivities therein.

For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Empirical Revolutionary Leader, his Eminence Killbuck I, Fist of Doom, Despot for Life, Bearer of the Holy Dagger of the Order of the Black Rock, First Degree (with Sumac Leaf Cluster), Terrorist au' Naturel, Writer of Genetic Codes, Thermonuclear Light of Darkness, etc., etc.

Diplomat #11, Ministry of State.
OFFICE OF HIGH PRAISE AND DETERMINATION OF PURPOSE
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA

THE DOOM DOME IS READY
YOUR CONFESSION IS IMMINENT
THE ONLY THING TO FEAR
IS YOUR OPENED MIND.

SPREAD THE ANNHILIATION.

KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING YOU

FORM T&L-01-V6-L7A/2A (Vbtn09)
Previous editions to be boiled in Oil, Used, Contaminated, then strained through Asbestos Cloth and Force-fed to Interreges .

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:22 pm

Personal message from His Excellency

Comrade Sue-Your request for removal from the
nominating list for the Order of Suarez has been
regretfully accepted.Your loyalty and subservience
to the Ultimate Source of renewal,security,joy and doom
has been understood and appreciated by the
toiling strugglers of Verboten.May we celebrate
these facts together at the historic"Meeting of the Camps"
at the Great August Celebration of Victory.

For the people-OS

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:22 pm

Well said No.1, well said!

Your benevolance and resolve in the face of your own glorious and all too enevitable doom, speaks volumes of your shining spirit. By withdrawing from this honor, the people shall see the awesome light of your generosity.

As for me, I'm still in.

"Thermonuclear Light of Darkness, etc., etc." gee, I like that one!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:16 pm

"Thermonuclear Light of Darkness, etc., etc." gee, I like that one!!!

That initial flash is a little rough on unshielded eyes. But the mushroom cloud is sure pretty especially with the halo effects. But do you think you could do something about the pesky dust/wind/fallout cloud that spoils the view of the lightshow? (grin)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:47 pm

zorro sings wrote:Personal message from His Excellency

Comrade Sue-Your request for removal from the
nominating list for the Order of Suarez has been
regretfully accepted.Your loyalty and subservience
to the Ultimate Source of renewal,security,joy and doom
has been understood and appreciated by the
toiling strugglers of Verboten.May we celebrate
these facts together at the historic"Meeting of the Camps"
at the Great August Celebration of Victory.

For the people-OS

PERSONAL COMMINIQUE - EYES ONLY

To his Excellency, the Exalted Servant and Overwhelmingly Popular Leader of his people and Shining Example to All Lesser Persons, the Benevolent President a'vie Omar Suarez,

Honoured and Benevolent President a'vie,

I am so unendingly honored that I should receive a personal comminique from you - it was almost as if I had received a personal comminique from His Despotic Singularity, such was my movement and emotional response (much to the point of tears) and I shall cherish this for the remainder, short as they are, of my days, doom, of course, being imminent for all...

It was not without heart-wrenching anguish and deep sadness that I had instructed one of my closest, dearest, and most trusted members of my staff, Diplomat #11 (who was, of course, gloriously and ceremoniously terminated in our KAStaPo Headquarters and subsequently barbecued immediately (over genuine Mesquite, as per her request) after said comminique) that I should not receive such a glorious and, perchance, blessed honor as to be nominated for the Order of Suarez;

However, I had realized immediately that even tho I can never repay the great and cherished honor of being thought of so highly by your Eminence, as compared to our benevolent dictatorial Leader, the Kernul, I was as a single grit of playa dust in the wind as compared to his steadfast Black-Rock-Mountain-Rangeishness of the common purpose and goal of our separate, yet connected, enclaves of grateful and worshipful subjects under our single-party systems, so dearly cherished by all...

I shall be forever grateful and filled with awe at this high honor that I was nominated theretofore, and will always hold a very special moment in ALL subsequent interrogations deeply in my heart for you, my dear President a'vie, only supplanted by the demands of my fearless and ferocious liege as he would so command...

To wit, I shall remain, and until the day when our eyes shall meet at and/or before the glorious Meeting of the Kamps Summit, in joyful anticipation of our foremost and utmost doom under the all-encompassing Killbuck Line, Faith in Doom, and Successful Annhiliation of all,

Суе, Б. Б., ие.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:22 pm

All you people work for the government. No bloody wonder The Government never gets anything done.

Gads, I'd rather listen to rap records than try to read that crap all day.

Take a VACATION!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:32 am

Good Count BoxaRox

You of all people should appreciate the sublte nuances of bombastic hyperbole... at least I appreciate yours!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:55 am

Don't worry Count Boxa. I'll cheer you up. Here, have some playa spaghetti. Good? Oops, let me clean that off your chin. Uh-oh, made a clean spot... nothing a little lipstick won't fix... here you go.. Jellyfish make you PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY LIKE A FUCKING DEATH CLOWN WHORE!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:21 am

(you know, I WAS going to head to Jelly's place this am... to get the Mantis ready for a show tonight in Reno.... but after that... well... uh...hmmmm. I'm affraid our mad scientist is reaching a tipping point?
Well, suppose I take my chances)

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:42 am

Now THAT is language I can relate to.

Simple.

Direct.

Scary!

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:29 am

You of all people should appreciate the sublte nuances of bombastic hyperbole... at least I appreciate yours!

Forgive me, I have been fraternizing with the unwashed masses gathering outside the door. An assembly of pitchforks and torches, clubs and passion; mankinds most basic implements of destiny. It infects me.

This tea party of impotent pampered rhetoric numbs the mind and chafes the patience. The plodding foreplay of bureaucratic grandstanding no longer fuels the flames. The fire is raging, delay only wastes the heat. The bombast must either take physical form and be given direction or it will be suffocated by the blanket of ill-timed hollow words.

It is time for the architects of doom to trade their feathered finery for the plate and mail of battle, and to join their common mud-streaked brethren on the field to realize the vision.

While the grand elite have been indulging themselves with posturing in their silk cuffs and champagne, spouting flowery and bloated prose of their grand vision of doom, the rabble at the doorstep grows impatient for one thing and one thing only. A figure, stepping into view on the balcony, a finger pointed at the horizon, and a single, passionate command, "Go!"

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:01 pm

Show us the enemy!!!!!!!.....Where is Camp Herring???????

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:54 am

...that we may smite them!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:32 pm

We shall clean thier fishes....

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:55 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:We shall clean thier fishes....

No problem, I'm now back from vacation more ready than ever.

Say cheese!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:17 pm

Do your "werst" my fishy friends... we salute your valor and anticipate you total assimilation!!!

Ladies?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:14 pm

Kernul!

I am not a member of the punctuation police, but that poster set off alarms it took me several minutes to silence.

Your's

<ack!!>

I know the shame you must feel, and so it is with no joy at all that I am forced to rub your nose in it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:25 pm

Puncuation? What fucking puncuation? Who gives a shit about puncuation with the visual. Fucking AR people.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:39 pm

Punc Rock.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:41 pm

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:47 pm

So THIS is what you were doing instead of raking the yard! Bravo and the weeds be damned!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:17 pm

1. Yes- weeds be damned...

2. Heli, how the hell are ya?!

3. If you notice punctuation problems in that image... well, I can't help you there.

4. Zule- I hope dugledutch sees that one soon.

5. You're all fucking doomed

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:30 pm

Did I say punctuation?

SPELLING.

Your'sE

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:45 pm

Thought so... but the premise still holds.

BTW- got more wav files on the way soon.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:04 am

Upon closer examination, now I can't seem to find the problem.

I must have been mistaken.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:45 am

The count has benn successfully re-educated.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:32 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:38 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Bravo to Kernul for another wonderful piece.

However...

Subject in picture is now under investigation by Apokiliptikan Interrogation Council for Drum Head Abuse - is like to be called "Beating a Dead Fish"... Is good to beat fish, but not to stink up noble Apokiliptik drum heads.

Please to forward name of guilty party to local KAStaPo office for interrogation and summary execu... er... judgment.

Sincereity,
Interrogatrix #14