Things that sound dirty but aren't.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 pm

Cabanasprings wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:in a hardware catalog:

BUNG WRENCHES

I worked in a warehouse that sold "Bung Hole Pumps"

We have a pair of "manual bung pumps" here at work, and next door in the shop they have air powered high capacity bung pumps...

Perhaps I should bring one of them??? >heh heh heh<

Or maybe just one of our Grease Packers?? >giggles<

bb

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:16 pm

EspressoDude wrote:in a hardware catalog:

BUNG WRENCHES

9 different kinds of COCKS:

How did you forget Ball Cock?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:20 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Cabanasprings wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:in a hardware catalog:

BUNG WRENCHES

I worked in a warehouse that sold "Bung Hole Pumps"

We have a pair of "manual bung pumps" here at work, and next door in the shop they have air powered high capacity bung pumps...

Perhaps I should bring one of them??? >heh heh heh<

Or maybe just one of our Grease Packers?? >giggles<

bb

Just don't be caught with either one at JIFFYLUBE.

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:09 pm

OK so now "hand pump" comes to mind.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:43 pm

You deserve a tongue-lashing, but not in public.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:57 am

What's your favorite tool?

Just saw the thread.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:16 pm

wood construction

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:17 pm

FEAR THE WORLDS LONGEST DRAGON

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:35 pm

Two years ago when the streets were named after stars.

Is this Uranus?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:13 pm

Cabanasprings wrote:Two years ago when the streets were named after stars.

Is this Uranus?

and we camped on that street.......

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:50 am

Last night our local weather-guesser told folks, "It's going to be chilly, cover your melons."

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:17 am

finger lickin' good

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:19 am

prick

(not you Zoom)

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:24 am

go bowling with your girlfriend

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:26 am

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:28 am

blowing Bubbles

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:32 am

Hey.
Bubbles lied!!!!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:47 am

Hi Jack

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:55 am

screw
screwing
to screw
screwed
screw-driver

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:01 am

slippery when wet

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:29 am

nut-cracker

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:45 am

snow balls

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:46 am

to mount
dis-mount

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:46 am

lock jaw

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:48 am

erect

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:48 am

pearl necklace

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:52 am

hanging-chad

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:53 am

come with me

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:54 am

I'm coming.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:56 am

can i taste yours ?