Virus Infection: Alice.b

horton antivirus · Post by **horton antivirus** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:26 pm

Warning! Your system may have been infected with the Alice virus if you experience two or more of the following symptoms:

1. You keep checking e-playa for a response to your PM;
2. You've changed your sleeping schedule so that you can be on e-playa after midnight;
3. You post incessantly to the Go Ask Alice thread, then keep hitting Refresh waiting for a reply;
4. You go to sleep at 3am with visions of wonderland in your head, and your genitials in your hands;
5. You get anxious when the Alice virus expends more cycles on another system than your own.

Do not attempt to remove the Alice virus; you'd have to rip out most of your major organs to do so. Just let it run its course.

Reinfection with the Alice virus is likely to occur but each successive infection is less severe. Eventually your system will develop an immunity. Until then, Udder Cream is recommended for that chafing.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:55 pm

I KNEW IT.

so i'm infected huh?

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:02 pm

I've been coughing up blood and personal information for weeks now.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:42 am

Other symptoms include spitting bile and paranoia.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:22 am

I'll be right back. I gotta go check "go ask Alice'

Don't go anywhere.....really ....I'll be right back.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 2:31 pm

don't say i never gave you anything.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:00 pm

well I wish you'd give it to us again.

you are so missed.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:43 pm

what infection? what virus? what addiction?
I ain't got no stinkin addiction virus

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:44 pm

cowboyangel wrote:what infection? what virus? what addiction?
I ain't got no stinkin addiction virus

If you knew Alice you would be.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:47 pm

hey I'm just lost in de nile

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:08 pm

Maybe we should make an Alice week on eplaya.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:18 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Maybe we should make an Alice week on eplaya.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 9959#89959

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:26 pm

Damn Jole you beat me to it?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:27 pm

I wish I could spell too Joel.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:31 pm

That's funny, I was just thinking of Alice last week.

And oh, I confess -- the OP was mine. Haven't used that sock since.