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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:37 am

First, thanks for the drink.. Yummy.

Second......uh...gross (zoomin all over me).

Third, don't be writing checks your ass can't cash!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:43 am

i have back up. so you are on
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:49 am

You need back up?

Oh well, gonna be a shame messin up your hair.

Ye ready?
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:52 am

come and get you some of this zoom stuff
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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:54 am

BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:56 am

you know it is, your ass.
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:01 am

You better get your "back-up". You're making this far too easy for me.

lorgasm takes some playa mud and throws it on zoom.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:02 am

zoom rips off his shirt, gives Lorgasm a playful snarl. i am game get your butt in here splash splash
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:05 am

lorgasm reaches for zoom's shorts and yanks them to his knees. Then pushes him into the mud.

BONZAI!

lorgasm leeps onto zoom.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:09 am

Zoom grabs Lorgasm by the hands rolls on top of her

what ya goin do now. spreading mud on her body
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:16 am

This!

lorgasm makes a powerful pelvic bucking thrust, causing zoom to fall aside.

See what happens when you don't eat your wheaties?!?!
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:21 am

spitting some mud out.

now you will feel the power of Zoom

grabs Lorgasm from the ankles, pulls her in and drags her across the mud and picks her up and drops her head in the mud
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:27 am

What did I tell you about the feet?!?

Now ya done it.

lorgasm grabs zoom by the hair with both hands. pulls his face between her muddy breasts.

SAY UNCLE.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:34 am

enjoying the fact that my face is between her breast, but would rather be between somewhere else.

YES, MORE.

Zoom runs his forearm between Lorgasm's thighs with his right hand on the small of her back. picks her up and rolls her over.

now where were we.

sitting on top of her grasping her wrists with my hands againts the ground.

i do too.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:36 am

>> tiptoes gently around the mud wrestling pit, unusually active for this time in the morning...<<

Um... Good Morning...

Don't mind me... just helping myself to the espresso maker...

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>>glances at the pit, sees mud flying everywhere, and a couple now-unidentifiable people sloshing each other within it's confines...<<

Think I'll... just... hide over by the fireplace... and watch the fun!

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Post by helitack » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:38 am

Jeebus you two, get a room

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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:40 am

thanks, but this room will do

tossing mud at Lorgasm

want a drink or do you want to play some more

wiping the mud from her body

you are beautiful
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Post by sputnik » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:42 am

Great stuff.

More java!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:43 am

Hey y'all. Sorry 'bout the mess.

Gonna find that water truck. I hear it coming this way.

You wanna get wet Zoom?

You're so cute when your dirty.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:46 am

Morning Heli, Good to see ya! Hey Sputnik, Good morning!!

BTW, Heli, love the new Avatar.

So, who's gonna de-moop this mudbath??

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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:46 am

Lorgasm!! hey is that Antonio (zorro) over there.

running to the water truck as it is passing by

well i am ready for a drink now.

giving Lorgasm that Zoomful wink.

what do you want to drink.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:48 am

mornin' sput, bbsue and helitack.

lookin' at the mud that as been expressed over the bar area.

well if we let it dry it will return to playa dust

sling me a couple of shots
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Post by sputnik » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:55 am

OK, time to head out into the light and grab some food.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:58 am

hey sput. you coming back? if so,please here some cash get yourself something and bring Lorgasm and I something refreshing and crisp.
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:59 am

lorgasm returns from being hosed from the water truck.
She is glistenning as she playfully teases her hair.


winks back at zoom

I have time for one quick drink then I must go run some errands.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:01 am

damn, i love it when she winks at me that way. here let me fix you a quick one.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:03 am

pushing the mud away

ahh, found it

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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:10 am

Thanks Zoom.

Well, guess I better take care of some things now. Y'all have fun. I'll be back soon.

Kiss Kiss,
L'Orgasm
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:12 am

see ya soon Lorgasm

Zoom gives Lorgasm that special smile followed by a kiss in the breeze to her lips.

you know
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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:13 am

Wow I wish I was not at work. i wanted to play in the mud.

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