Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:00 pm

Would you like a thigh or a breast?
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Post by Zoom » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:01 pm

can i go down there ?
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:03 pm

Sorry I cannot come to the phone right now. I'm a bit tied up at the moment.
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Post by Zoom » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:04 pm

i'm going in
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Post by Zoom » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:13 pm

damn it is tight in here
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Post by spectabillis » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:31 pm

need 20 men for playa performance...
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:07 pm

tight-end
wide-receiver

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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:23 am

line backer
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Post by ibdave » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:25 am

Lorgasm
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:27 am

heat seeking missle
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:33 am

tenderizing my meat
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:56 am

DROP....and give me 20!!!!
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:00 am

order up
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Post by darkbrownburner » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:06 am

if thelights areon or a candle there something brewing that could get fun,enlightrening,or ean example of why god gave you legs keep on walkinh 8) :P
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:11 am

spanking the monkey
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:48 am

Image
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Post by Zoom » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:49 am

good move
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:38 pm

zoom wrote:is the mud pit still cool and wet ?
no, wait that is dirty.


on multiple levels.
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by AntiM » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:03 pm

In out grocer's freezer: mild tasting tilapia loins.
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Post by RingO'Fire » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:25 pm

Inspired by Rockdad & Jewel's witty banter tonight in "The Bar"

Liquor in the front; Poker in the rear
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Post by Zoom » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:11 am

baked beans
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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:52 am

stone-baked
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:37 am

Bonz pierces Fish
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Post by Zoom » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:45 am

brownstone
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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:04 am

Bangcock
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Post by AntiM » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:57 pm

On the local news this morning, from Wade the Craft Guy at the Off-Road Expo:

"Sure I'd have to put glitter on my hummer, and tassles all the way around."
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Post by EspressoDude » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:27 pm

NUT SPLITTER

a tool for breaking rounded nuts from bolts
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:45 pm

the Knotty Pine room
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Anything purple is mine. Anything else can be dyed or painted.
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Post by PlayaPetal » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:50 pm

pussy footing around
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:57 pm

I love brown eyes.
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