Things that sound dirty but aren't.

All things outside of Burning Man.
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Moxy Soxy
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Post by Moxy Soxy » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:16 pm

petting zoo
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Moxy Soxy
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Post by Moxy Soxy » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:19 pm

fudge packer
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Lassen Forge
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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:54 pm

The Hershey Highway...

US Hwy 322 in Pennsylvania

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Post by EspressoDude » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:27 pm

HERSHEY, PA
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up

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Post by EspressoDude » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:29 pm

Nasty Gash

as in you have a nasty gash on your arm
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up

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RingO'Fire
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Post by RingO'Fire » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:48 pm

beating around the bush
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:55 pm

PolyGrip

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Post by PrincessCharming » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:03 pm

cakehole

love handles

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Davoid
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Post by Davoid » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:08 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:I love brown eyes.
Don't it make yer brown eyes blu-u-u-u-u-ue

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Post by capjbadger » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:31 am

"Could you grab my sack of nuts please? No, the blue one..."

The joys of geo dome building.. hahaha
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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Post by AntiM » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:30 am

I just now noticed the directions embossed on the back of my barrette:

"Push In Pull Out"

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:45 am

the crotch of a tree[/b]
BOOBIES!!!

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:46 am

Probe
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:06 am

a hanging Chad
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:56 am

Zoom wrote:a hanging Chad
that is HOT .




Richard ...
Image just sounds dirty...

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:16 am

how a bout a dangling Chad
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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:21 pm

monkeypoo HA!!

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Post by OregonRed » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:08 pm

Overheard this evening: "I'm not sure who he was twisting..."
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

Image

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Ugly Dougly
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:17 am

"What time do you get off?"

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:17 am

"I got off at the bus stop."

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:20 am

"toss me that pair of dikes will you?"

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Post by ibdave » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:29 pm

Assume the position please
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:36 pm

staining agent
☕ COFFEE CAMP :
"The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"

.: 🔥)'(🔥 2023 // 7:30 & "G" Plaza :.

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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:39 am

Dike swarm

(from Geology 101)
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:20 pm

BMorg

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:20 pm

all you can eat
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:33 pm

Squeegee.

...and the sounds they make...revolting.

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:46 pm

wood
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:49 pm

Stickybuns

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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:38 pm

We actually have a furniture store here called...Badcock Furniture
BOOBIES!!!

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