Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:47 pm

Yes, and he may have hair NEARLY as long as mine! Nearly.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:10 pm

<<<DOOR CREAKING>>>....yaaawwwwnnnnn......squints in the sunlight.......

Damn, we need to get some windows in that "Chamber of Truth Elicitation"....I'll get Komrade BB Sue on that immediately...after all she is my landlord....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:41 pm

MAY JAW!!!
Where the hell U been? Homeland Sec thing again?
Good to see U back.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:52 pm

... and how is the lovely Ms C? You are a winner there my comrade!

We have great plans afoot, as the dispatch relates.... I trust the eastern front is secure?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:00 pm

Honestly people! All this killing and destruction!

Can't we for once simply shame our enemy out of existence? Isn't it enough to make them fear being seen in public ever again?
And that should be easy! My God, have you seen how they dress?

Killing is fine, go ahead if you must, but it makes SUCH a mess of the drapes!

And at the very least, please pick up your brass! All the shell casings mar the tile!

d6 · Post by d6 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:14 pm

Hiya all you combative, KAMP-types. Victory is near! and so, in a state of reflection after witnessing the amazing MANTIS destroy (temporarily mentally, at least) our MUNZBOT, we have finally posted a Miniman-peppered photoshow on our site, the highlight of which is when the MunzBot met Miniman, brc 2005.
You have our gratitude!
it's the "robotronia slideshow" link @www.robotronia.com.
see it if you want, or avoid it completely, it matters not, as it
ALL ENDS IN DOOM!
DOOM!
DOOM!

d6,
bastard-bot

(I'm stealing "fudge you,buttehole" as my response to would-be-naysayers-i know what i spelled, and i didnt post a direct link,and i didnt tell you that the photoshow is 80 pictures long until now)
yeah.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:17 pm

Fear NOT oh, Munzbot goupies! (or fear if you must)....
your labors shall be rewarded in the afterlife of your imminent and blissfull doom!

At least I'M looking forward to it.... (hint, hint.. nudge nudge)

The planet rejoices in your labors.

The Kernul

d6 · Post by d6 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:42 am

Alas, dearest Space Kernul, and Mister Jellyfish Mister, it is we who salute you! Had we not been raised in an environment to "fear the enemy", perhaps we would rise from our under/overground shelters more readily, and embrace the coming Robotic Holocaust with more fervor! As it stands now, we will search out the "darkened" night skies over BRC 2006, following the screams and maniacal laughter which will lead us to our truly-elected leader, MANTIS! Hu-mans have failed! Robots are soon to follow! I do not believe that the Hu-man being and fish can coexist peacefully!
Only the guidance of non-emotional Insect Overlords can show us the way!

Devo-lution compels "duty now for the future"!

Your propaganda machine is truly a work of A-R-T!!!
please continue re-programming for another 3000 hours,
imminent success is yours!

d6,
aka "boxtron",
www.robotronia.com

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:46 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:... and how is the lovely Ms C? You are a winner there my comrade!

We have great plans afoot, as the dispatch relates.... I trust the eastern front is secure?

Kernul

All Kreatures Great and Small Hail Thy Name!

Miss C. (soon to be Mrs. Roosevelt) is doing fine
and sends her regards as she changes magazines
in her AK-47.

Personally, I have been seeing to the torture and
psy-ops against the hated, yet feared, Norwegian
enemy. I do hope to communicate more often but
I am getting busier rather than less so.

Yours in the service of evil and those cute little
cocktail weenies,

Major R.

Cheryl says "hi!"

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:41 pm

Ahhh, Major...

Is SO good to finally hear from you. It does seem that a number of our fearless bachelor combatants are assigning themselves to the clutches of doom, which is good.

Hello to the future 1st lady. (Or is that Future Last Lady?) Is very nice picture, especially with cute gun - need to speak to publishers of "Better Foxholes and Battlefields", possibly to get inclusion in latest issue?

All is well here... sent first batch of audio communique to CBR for inclusion in Radio Work.

Please to note also have had to change western half of floor 337 of Skytower to storage facility for your fan letters and "confession by mail" service. Greta and Inge tell you not to worry, however they request permission to use East Tower 2nd basement morgue refrigeration warehouse for confessees from mail campaign, as thermonuclear ovens still being refurbished. Please reply at convenience yours.

In service to doom imminent,
Б. Б. Суз

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:52 pm

hey! Why is that trollop wearing the Admiral's headdress?

I smell a power-grab afoot.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:00 pm

Those eye's are a secret weapon!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:04 pm

Dearest Komrade BB

Your sweet kommunique has been received with great joy and celebration in the trenches of the Eastern Front.

As titular head of the Kastapo, we beseech thee to konsider moving the location of the "Elicitation of Truth Chamber" to a floor with more (or at least some) natural light.

It's just too dark in here!

While the acoustical treatment you provided for the current facility reduces the ache in our ears from the screaming, the endless hours under florescent light are taking their toll.

Of course, as Grand Landlordess for All Rommel Building and Annex, we understand such a decision is entirely within your hands (as I periodically wish to be).

With kindest regards for a doom that is worse than can be imagined.

Sturmbahnfuhrer Roosevelt

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:44 pm

BoxaRox wrote: http://www.genproj.com/graphics/Cheryl_with_AK-47.jpg

hey! Why is that trollop wearing the Admiral's headdress?

I smell a power-grab afoot.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/ ... F0831a.jpg

Dearest Count....I would fear for my life, were I you. You have not only insulted a beautiful woman you have dared to call her a trollop?

In the immortal words of Dante Alighieri : "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned who hath a semi-automatic assault rifle"

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:45 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:Dearest Komrade BB

As titular head of the Kastapo, we beseech thee to konsider moving the location of the "Elicitation of Truth Chamber" to a floor with more (or at least some) natural light.

It's just too dark in here!

While the acoustical treatment you provided for the current facility reduces the ache in our ears from the screaming, the endless hours under florescent light are taking their toll.

Of course, as Grand Landlordess for All Rommel Building and Annex, we understand such a decision is entirely within your hands (as I periodically wish to be).

With kindest regards for a doom that is worse than can be imagined.

Sturmbahnfuhrer Roosevelt

Exaulted Sturmbannfuhrer,

Was most glorious to receive comminique from Eastern HQ. As always is good to know those bringing ultimate terrifying termination to all are succeeding under your fierce fist of might.

Your response has been rerouted to the proper authority for such matters (office of Minister of State, Sub-ministry of Internal and External Affairs, Office of Corpse Remediation, Landfill Development, and Building Maintenance, Office of Safety, Comfort, and Subliminal Indoctrinization, Sub-office of flickering lights, annoying noises, and other comfort items) and as a favor to me they have granted your request priority one. Copy of message from Ministry confirming follows:

... shall be disposed of in manner to prevent ossurial identifacations via DNA. Re the KAStaPo Facility and Lighting issue, on review we have noted the malfunction in flourescent lighting in said facility and concur the facility is not harmonically imbalanced sufficiently to fully amplify flicker effects of standard FT96A3/Flickertube High Output lighting to enhance certain doom and as such we have as of now determined as they do have a valid complaint they will be henceforth moved to the 12th-17th sub-basement levels of the East Tower once the flickering lights have in fact been removed from their current location and installed in their new office space. Further, the process is to commence immediately with the removal of all lighting units prior to close of business today, and new facility will be available for occupation once the lights are therefore subsequently installed. Installation of said removed lights to be scheduled to occur on or after 9:00 AM on the morning of 23 October 2064, at which time they are granted permission to reloacte their operations. Please to advise them not relocate before that time. Re Rejuvnation of quiklime pits contained within Juvenile Daycare Facility adjacent to staff swimming pool is to proceed with extreme haste...

I was glad to be of assistance, and will be most happy to help at any time in future as you may require. Please to remember to be 15 minutes early for scheduled interrogation sessions, torture volleys, and extractions.

In service to your Heinous Assmilation into the doomed...
Annhiliatingly yours,
Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ

(Give my love to Soon to be Mrs R. as well! - bb)

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:35 pm

Dearest Count....I would fear for my life, were I you. You have not only insulted a beautiful woman you have dared to call her a trollop?

In the immortal words of Dante Alighieri : "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned who hath a semi-automatic assault rifle"

Eye of the beholder, I guess. I rather like trollops. But it's better
if they're not mad at me, so I will corrrect myself at your direction.
Should I have said:

a) tart
b) wench
c) ho
d) penis straightner

Either way, she's wearing the Admiral's farkin hat, and that can't be good.

On the other hand, we could flood the courtyard and let them fight it out.

<thoughtful pause>

Hmmmmm. Perhaps, Mr Roosevelt, I've underestimated you.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:39 pm

From now on and out May I'll be in art mode!
Prepare for some weird stuff if you're not capable of reading me.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:36 am

All alone in here!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:39 am

I shall take the Apok women away! he he he

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:16 pm

We're are all party-ing at the BAR........
Teaching new ways to experience..... re-programming.....

Since all the lights are out here and no one is home
<He he he he>

Leave it to a bunch of drunks to find the back door

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:12 pm

ePlaya is finally back! and so is Tap Wire..

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:16 pm

d6 wrote:Hiya all you combative, KAMP-types. Victory is near! and so, in a state of reflection after witnessing the amazing MANTIS destroy (temporarily mentally, at least) our MUNZBOT, we have finally posted a Miniman-peppered photoshow on our site, the highlight of which is when the MunzBot met Miniman, brc 2005.
You have our gratitude!
it's the "robotronia slideshow" link @www.robotronia.com.
see it if you want, or avoid it completely, it matters not, as it
ALL ENDS IN DOOM!
DOOM!
DOOM!

d6,
bastard-bot

(I'm stealing "fudge you,buttehole" as my response to would-be-naysayers-i know what i spelled, and i didnt post a direct link,and i didnt tell you that the photoshow is 80 pictures long until now)
yeah.

Thanks, D6. It's one thing to have witty dialog here with the lazy edit of the backspace button. Munzbot, however, has operator/programmers that are just too damn good. Perhaps our ladies of the interrogation squad would find your botz useful in their detached and convincing ploy for humanity?

Mantis has infiltrated a Sparks elementary school. She plans to brainwash our future leaders to follow the bug line as well. You are wise to reach for her dull-eyed and dispassionate embrace of human doom.

Did you get the Johnny Sokko samples I e-mailed you?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:31 pm

Cool ! your kids have to be glowing, got pics?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:50 pm

Hi Zule. We have not selected a date for it yet. Likely May or June. This could catch on. I can see Killbuck and I on a tour of the Washoe County School District. Too bad all our groupies would be under aged. My daughters are the best fans anyway.

We hope to reward them with Mantis doing a lip sync of a Hillary Duff tune... a new low. I promise not to do anything campy like telling them to believe in their dreams 'n' shit.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:56 pm

Well, I would not discount elementary brainwashing.... we might get some Yucca Mt dust and sprinkle the class...

...then turn off the lights! WOW! You can READ by that!!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:56 pm

Campy or not I think the most important thing to let kids know is your never to old to play, and using your imagination makes life more fun.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:59 pm

This is a test...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:01 pm

This concludes this test of the APOKILIPTIKA broadcasting system. If this had been an actual emergency, the test pattern you just saw would have been followed by gastly scenes of doom and destruction.

We now return you to your regular programming already in progress.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:07 pm

Yeah. When I was a kid I loved building stuff, but would get frustrated and move on when it did not come together quickly enough. I'd like to show them that you can build cool stuff out of junk and use your imagination and it's just a great way to have fun and learn. Who was it that said "I build art so I don't have to buy my dreams from somebody else".

Reposted because I NEVER tire of it:
http://www.mutantvehicle.com/images/man ... _sings.MPG

d6 · Post by d6 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:49 am

MJM:
HA! yes! The robot let us take "him" to the Mt Rose Elem. School Science Fair a few weeks back. I HIGHLY rec. the auto-reprogramming of the "Amerikanner Youth" for future absorption into the growing legions of Kamp Apok devotees. Currently we are experiencing "operator malfunction", and may yet see the birth of another, more combative bot after the fire subsides............naturally, we would be willing conversational concubines for any desert-fighting-style K.A. Hu-mans, with
a slightly higher tendency to engage (or to be engaged to) the beautifully tough "Womens Guard" of Kamp Apok. Feel free to implement any version of Robotic Torture you deem necessary!

"The goggles, they do nothing"

(and yes, we did receive, and thank you for the "materials")

d6,
anti-hitler-bot,

(although i must admit I also have the desire to write what will become regarded as the worst, most non-punctuated, poorly conveyed re-hashing of previous historical ideas, anti-HU-man, schizophrenic, genetically diseased, MANIFESTO - typed on a 1924 portable remington, and only then at the request of my fellow inmates, who are f-n sick of my verbal rambings-"Mein Bot"?)
I think I just de-evolved another few points there.......gotta find tungsten

Will join you on the Eastern Front.

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

It's late, mostly unrelated, and I dont care..........

Space Kernul is our friend,why not?

Re: It's late, mostly unrelated, and I dont care..........

Amerikannski?