The Bar

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:34 pm

hey DD,
Went to have a bowl of ice cream and ended up falling asleep on the couch. Now I have to go to bed, but not too tired any more. Maybe one more of your computer lessons will put me out!

Rock.

oops, almost forgot this........

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:39 pm

Hey gorgeous see I was abused in my absence....Tired dirty sore hard day!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:40 pm

Rockdad wrote:Hey gorgeous see I was abused in my absence....Tied dirty sore hard dad!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:42 pm

Desert Duck wrote:
Rockdad wrote:Hey gorgeous see I was abused in my absence and i loved every minute of it.....Tied dirty sore hard dad!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:43 pm

DD, you are a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I'm just a good student!!!!!!!!!!!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:44 pm

Jewel*** wrote:hey DD,
Went to have a bowl of ice cream and ended up falling asleep on the couch. Now I have to go to bed, but not too tired any more. Maybe one more of your computer lessons will put me out!

Rock.

oops, almost forgot this........

Okay, so apparently you can just highlight and click rather than the whole thing I was doing.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:45 pm

highlight and click? don't confuse me.................

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:47 pm

LoL you both funny no more puter lessons for Jewel she's learning all them tricks

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:52 pm

yes, next I need to learn how to put a picture up. Then I'm gonna get me a short skirt and low cut shirt and I'll waitress for DD.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:54 pm

Okay, when you're typing your response, once you're done typing, use the left click on your mouse to highlight some text, then click a button above (ie B, i, u, font color, font size) to effect that bit of text. You can highlight one piece of text multiple times if you want say giant bold colored underlined italic text.

Too late Rock, here's the last bit I know. (okay, almost)

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:58 pm

let me try now, let me try now

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:58 pm

[quote="Jewel***"]yes, next I need to learn how to put a picture up. Then I'm gonna get me a low cut skirt and short shirt and I'll waitress for DD.[/quote]

Go find a picture you like on the net somewhere...right click it and check
properties...now cut/copy the location URL something like
http://nastypics.com/jewelshortskrit.jpg...now click the image button on the post edit page... you get this [IMG]...now paste the link to picture you now have this [img]http://nastypics.com/jewelshortskrit.jpg...now hit close tags and you have this [img]http://nastypics.com/jewelshortskrit.jpg[/img] if you have the bbcode enabled the picture will show

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:00 pm

Oh, pictures. That's the most fun. I use google search for images, this part is easier to show by disabling the code.

[img]http://www.paulenglish.com/images/waitress.gif[/img]

Quote me and enable the code to see the image.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:01 pm

Like this?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:02 pm

Or this I think I am getting the hang of it?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:03 pm

Desert Duck wrote:Oh, pictures. That's the most fun. I use google search for images, this part is easier to show by disabling the code.

Quote me and enable the code to see the image.

I was thinking something a bit tamer for Jewel***

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:04 pm

Results 1 - 10 of 10 for short skirt waitress.

Only ten results for short skirt waitress?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:05 pm

K damn...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:07 pm

having trouble here.............found a picture, right clicked on it, hit properties, then ?????????????????????

Why are you thinking something tamer for me DD? Do I give you the impression that i'm tame? Just wondering.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:09 pm

Desert Duck wrote:Oh, pictures. That's the most fun. I use google search for images, this part is easier to show by disabling the code.

Quote me and enable the code to see the image.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:10 pm

No, just don't know you well enough to be sure. I wouldn't assume anything either way, would rather find out from you.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:10 pm

hit the quote button on one of the picture post's and you will see how it looks

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:12 pm

Jewel is as tame as a wounded hungry rabid Mountain Lion in a rabbit den

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:13 pm

Okay, so I do still need to censor myself, just not as much.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:16 pm

If you will indulge me again with these lessons I would so appreciate it. Computers are just not my thing and it is now 1:13 am. I'll have to play around with this info tomorrow and hopefully get it then.

Huh, my dog just walked over to the couch and made herself comfortable. She's only allowed up there if she's invited. Do you think she sleeps there every night?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:17 pm

Jewels for J***. Hello Rock, DD!

(P.S.---J***, the code for this picture is:

http://www.kit-cat.com/art/Cat%20eyes%20jewels.jpg

Highlight and "copy" it (right click). In your next reponse, "paste" it in your message, and hit the IMG icon. Bingo, you got it. (Also, remember that the posted picture has to be hosted on a site somewhere, and not from "Your Pictures" folder. (i.e.-some http:/)

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:18 pm

Jewel*** wrote:If you will indulge me again with these lessons I would so appreciate it. Computers are just not my thing and it is now 1:13 am. I'll have to play around with this info tomorrow and hopefully get it then.

Huh, my dog just walked over to the couch and made herself comfortable. She's only allowed up there if she's invited. Do you think she sleeps there every night?

Yes! she expects you to be in bed by now...she has to get up early so you do not catch her...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:19 pm

ROCKMAN.................i challenge you to a round in the thunderdome........you will see how right you are.

(DD, I only act that way with certain undesireables. Shh, don't tell)

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:20 pm

CLARKcon wrote:
Jewels for J***. Hello Rock, DD!

(P.S.---J***, the code for this picture is:

http://www.kit-cat.com/art/Cat%20eyes%20jewels.jpg

Highlight and "copy" it (right click). In your next reponse, "paste" it in your message, and hit the IMG icon. Bingo, you got it. (Also, remember that the posted picture has to be hosted on a site somewhere, and not from "Your Pictures" folder. (i.e.-some http:/)

http://www.kit-cat.com/art/Cat%20eyes%20jewels.jpg

That doesn't work?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:20 pm

Jewel*** wrote:ROCKMAN.................i challenge you to a round in the thunderdome........you will see how right you are.

(DD, I only act that way with certain undesireables. Shh, don't tell)

Oh fuck you got it! that sounds so fun...Spanking time!