White trash event?

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:44 am

Dogs cooked by battery power. (We all know how to do that, right?) Day-old apple pie flambe? Grits and beans, RC cola and Moon Pie? Potato salad? Hushpuppies? The "Depends Trial" (who can get the thing to leak?)
Is this a go?

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:45 am

If you're white trash from the mid-southwest, then you simply must serve Armadillo on the Half Shell. Almost 'dillo season!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:52 pm

In the begining (or close to it) there used to be a "white trash camp" next to center camp.

Awesome bunch I tell ya.

One year there was a storm and one of the capmers got struck by lightning. That was a fun year.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:11 pm

I've seen dillos for sale in Chinatown.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:31 pm

what ud, no ben-wa reference?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:23 am

You mean armadildos? I have no idea what you're takling about.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:57 pm

my freudian reading slip

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:17 am

Help me O-ben-wa Gynobi, you're my only hope.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:34 am

Will the camp be adourned with beer can airplanes?

I've heard that bug zapper is dern good entertainment.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:38 am

where's my spit cup?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:37 pm

That Zoom sure has a pertty little mouth, don't he?!?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:25 am

hey Billy Bob. what you doing to that goat over there ?
I said plug the boat.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:33 am

Hey Billy Bob go tell your uncle/brother/stepfather Joe Bob that your Mother/sister/niece Mary Lou is up in the trailer stuck in the tub again...

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:39 am

no, Billy Bob. i did not say "trailer fuck mary lou in the tub again" i said "she was stuck in the tub again"

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:43 am

Don't be talking about goats, you'll get Isodope coming in here to check it out.

(Perhaps that's the real reason for the move to TN!)

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:36 am

is that mayo on your chin?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:33 pm

No, but I have been up there of late accompanying someone else. Thanks for your concern though.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:33 pm

http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

I just don't know what to say about this...........

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:07 pm

Sheesh, that looks like Tennessee, not Texas to me! I know of someone who moved down there, I wonder if they bought that almost mythical triplewide I keep hearing about?

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:43 am

I just don't know what to say about this...........

That's just TOO funny! It's brightened up what would otherwise have been a crap day at work!

I know it's a stupid question. but do people like that really exist?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:16 am

nogganoodle wrote:
I just don't know what to say about this...........
That's just TOO funny! It's brightened up what would otherwise have been a crap day at work!

I know it's a stupid question. but do people like that really exist?

there might be people that do live like that. but they also have the opportunity to do much better, yes i have been in a situation similar to this when living with my real mother. but i fought my way out of it.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:18 am

yes i have been in a situation similar to this when living with my real mother. but i fought my way out of it.

I didn't mean any offence by what I said, it's hard to communicate properly and get the feeling of someones sense of humour when you aren't face to face with them

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:50 am

Hey, I have quasi-relatives who live in a trailer park in Virginia. They're from West Virgina, the trailer is a move up from the Civil War era house with no indoor plumbing and not enough plot for a septic field.

I find it funny, but I bet it is too close to some of the truth for that chunk of my family to find amusing.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:58 am

I'm sure we all have skeletons in the family closet that we all find cut a little too close to the bone! Over here in good old blighty we call trailer trash "Chavs", they live on council estates, like to hunt in packs and are generally a bloody nuisance! There's a little bit of trivia for you

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:20 am

nogganoodle wrote:
yes i have been in a situation similar to this when living with my real mother. but i fought my way out of it.
I didn't mean any offence by what I said, it's hard to communicate properly and get the feeling of someones sense of humour when you aren't face to face with them

no offense tooken here, it was a positive statement. i just wonder how and why some people stay in that situation.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:26 am

i just wonder how and why some people stay in that situation.

The easy answer? Learned helplessness, the inability to see there are other ways and means to better ends. Lack of opportunity and resources in my family's case, they simply haven't got the education or money to move somewhere better, and they have the best possible jobs they can find in their area. Then again, they see absolutely nothing wrong with their life, other than it is hard. Hey, they have shelter and running water and food, for some people that's luxury.

(They're ex-in-law relatives, but they like me and larry better than their nephew, my ex, so they're still in touch after 20 years!)

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:14 am

AntiM wrote:
i just wonder how and why some people stay in that situation.
Then again, they see absolutely nothing wrong with their life, other than it is hard. Hey, they have shelter and running water and food, for some people that's luxury.
!)

sometimes i guess we take what we have in life for granite. yes, we should be thankful for what we have and whom we have in our life. i have a special love and i thank her everyday.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:03 am

My play radio handle is "BillyBob", so fuck all ya'll.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:33 am

Bob wrote:My play radio handle is "BillyBob", so fuck all ya'll.

So, when was the last time you stepped foot on the playa?

Post by **AntiM** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:44 am

Let's see, "fuck all y'all", there are over 10,000 registered users, each sex act requires what? 20 minutes? A generous hour?

Wow Billybob, you're gonna be one busy fucker. I'll take a number, thanks.