i'm off like a prom dress

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:04 pm

Nice day today......and I should not be so mean......or clever.

Zona

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:11 pm

Woa.....Zonaaaa.......

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:15 pm

Spice expands consciousness.
The world needs a lot more spice.
The world needs more expansion of consciousness too.

I'm not advocating a return to the days of peace and love but why go to war when you can be fucking instead? If you have aggressive tendencies, it's nothing that a good whip and a good orgasm can't fix.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 3:42 am

Spokes wrote:
Bye bye... where did she go?
To get married. Anybody know her expected date of return?

Married????
Been there twice, no consolation prizes awarded.

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:12 pm

hey, hey!

managed to not kill anyone.

it was tuff, tho.

kicked mike out of the room on friday night.

chose my consort for the evening.

had blisteringly hot sex.

took fuckin heaploads of abuse from everyone til i was ready to walk down the aisle.

and the punchline is: we're still not legally married! never got to the courthouse in time to get our liscense. so now we have to go to vegas and get married at the star trek experience.

yay!!!!!!!!!

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:17 pm

HEY HEY HEY!
Welcome back.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:19 pm

>now if I can convince my current mate.

i've noticed that this is usually the death knell for a relationship.

poly relationships have a hard enough time succeeding when people aren't being convinced to do things they don't already want.

i have a fair amount of freedom in my relationship, but is predicated entirely on my partner having a fairly low level of jealousy. as soon as i even think she might be uncomfortable with something i'm considering, it's off of the list.

keys to making it work, from what i can tell, are absolute honesty, and dedication towards keeping your partner at the top of your priority list.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:22 pm

III wrote:>now if I can convince my current mate.

i've noticed that this is usually the death knell for a relationship.

poly relationships have a hard enough time succeeding when people aren't being convinced to do things they don't already want.

i have a fair amount of freedom in my relationship, but is predicated entirely on my partner having a fairly low level of jealousy. as soon as i even think she might be uncomfortable with something i'm considering, it's off of the list.

keys to making it work, from what i can tell, are absolute honesty, and dedication towards keeping your partner at the top of your priority list.

I never knew blow up dolls got jealous. I could'nt let that one pass.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:26 pm

way to go, mr. "i'm all innocent sweetness and light".

any hope of you dying soon?

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:30 pm

III wrote:way to go, mr. "i'm all innocent sweetness and light".

any hope of you dying soon?

Nope. you excite me too much. you get my heart pumping.

Boob boob...boob boob.

It's wonderful to be alive knowing your there.

It's all about love my brother.

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:54 pm

alice wrote:hey, hey!

managed to not kill anyone.

it was tuff, tho.

kicked mike out of the room on friday night.

chose my consort for the evening.

had blisteringly hot sex.

took fuckin heaploads of abuse from everyone til i was ready to walk down the aisle.

and the punchline is: we're still not legally married! never got to the courthouse in time to get our liscense. so now we have to go to vegas and get married at the star trek experience.

yay!!!!!!!!!

Star Trek wedding? Now THAT'S a wedding I could get behind!

Raheer

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:11 am

Raheer wrote:Star Trek wedding? Now THAT'S a wedding I could get behind!

dude, i need you behind me.

just don't forget the coffe.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:37 am

**GASP** Star Trek Experience Wedding.... um... DAMN... I'm in awe...

...and Quarks bar has the most "interesting" drinks, I've had... I know... lucky bitch...

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:41 am

did i forget to mention that you're all invited?

herself · Post by **herself** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:36 am

does this mean that we're going to get a spanking new 'off like a prom dress' thread every fucking friday afternoon till you manage to get yourself competent enough to actually get married? Oh joy.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:37 am

you say that as if it where a bad thing

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:14 am

herself wrote:does this mean that we're going to get a spanking new 'off like a prom dress' thread every fucking friday afternoon till you manage to get yourself competent enough to actually get married? Oh joy.

no dear, the next thread will be "i'm off like a dirty shirt".

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:56 am

alice wrote: no dear, the next thread will be "i'm off like a dirty shirt".

Well, you're definitely dirty...

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:06 pm

Patience wrote:
alice wrote: no dear, the next thread will be "i'm off like a dirty shirt".
Well, you're definitely dirty...

missed a great opportunity this weekend....

had to fuck ben-ji instead.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:28 pm

alice wrote:...had to fuck ben-ji instead.

Benji, the star of TV and movies?

Did anybody get pictures?

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:31 pm

PJ wrote:
alice wrote:...had to fuck ben-ji instead.
Benji, the star of TV and movies?

Did anybody get pictures?

HEY HEY HEY theres a thread for that.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:33 pm

ben-ji.

it means ganster in japanese.

he's really just ben, an acid-head jew with a broken heart.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:43 pm

Sorry sweetheart. I felt like shit all weekend. I really wanted to be there.

Besides, I've got a girlfriend now... She already broke up with a girl and a boy to date me. I can't cheat on her after that. My loss, Ben-ji's gain.

Well, your loss too... Such is life.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:50 pm

my gain, my pleasure.

b'leeve me, ben's no slouch in the sack.

plus he may still be damaged, but he ain't broken no mo!

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:16 pm

alice wrote:ben-ji. it means ganster in japanese.

Let me guess--is he good at doggy-style?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:28 pm

he didn't want to have intercourse at all. too wigged out. he kept saying , "you should save it for your husband".

isn't that a riot?

the punch line is: 45 minutes later(doggie-style, of course) he made ME say, "please?"

i'm off like a prom dress

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