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Davoid
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Post by Davoid » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:03 pm

I must say, the non-photoshopped pics were more fun.

Just sayin'.

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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:01 am

Davoid wrote:I must say, the non-photoshopped pics were more fun.
Accordingly...

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...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:01 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:40 pm

"...only slightly less well-known was the Babel Rat. Though it was far less popular than its piscean analogue, due to the fact that it tickles like a motherf*cker to actually employ one for its intended purpose. As a food source for the Babel Python, however, it was a tremendous success."

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:47 pm

Socrates, don't tell Ben....you know how he gets jealous..... Could be Dooommmm...
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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:49 pm

"what is the perfect question?"

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Post by robotland » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:06 am

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:49 am

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Post by Zoom » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:16 pm

god dropped one of his peeps on easter sunday
(i might be going to hell for this one)
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:24 pm

"silly fuckin` rabbit...told ya trix were for kids"

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Post by Zoom » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:25 pm

what happened to the energizer bunny when he did a hit of duracell
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:30 pm

Some prehistoric tribes had kitchier religions than others.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:03 pm

perpetrator of crop circles found dead from heart failure.
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 5:34 am

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thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:41 am

"I thought I was supposed to take off the left leg"

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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 5:56 am

My God Frank, you have got the prettiest brown eyes I've ever seen.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu May 04, 2006 6:08 am

"What? He can`t afford health insurance? Pop a cap in his ass."

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:03 pm

you're taking lunch orders? hmmm, should I have the turkey or tuna.......

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Post by joel the ornery » Thu May 04, 2006 1:40 pm

"and then i insert my hand into the rectum, sort of like a handshake"

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Post by AntiM » Thu May 04, 2006 2:46 pm

We have scrubs and a clipboard, no will question why we're in the pharmacy's backroom.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Thu May 04, 2006 2:58 pm

Nurse: "Man, that doctor's got a huge bulge in his scrubs...."

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu May 04, 2006 10:07 pm

"Waddya mean me and nurse look like models?, We're doctors I tell you, Doctors!"
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Post by Rockdad » Thu May 04, 2006 10:38 pm

I tell ya it's the size of the hands not the feet!
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Post by Jewel*** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:15 am

Do you have any insurance? Because we really can't start the surgery without it.

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Post by sputnik » Fri May 05, 2006 5:24 am

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It's going to be alright.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri May 05, 2006 7:16 am

"Like my flag pig tails? It is ultra smart look I learn from Bush."

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Post by EspressoDude » Fri May 05, 2006 7:33 am

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Post by Rockdad » Fri May 05, 2006 8:17 am

and then i insert my hand into the Bush rectum, sort of like a puppet...
Eplaya Bar Camp 2006 "What will it be"

[url=http://eplayabar.blogspot.com/]The Eplaya Bar Camp Blog[/url]

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri May 05, 2006 10:36 am

Rockdad wrote:and then i insert my hand into the Bush rectum, sort of like a puppet...
and pull out A RABBIT!!! MAGIC!!!!!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri May 05, 2006 11:15 am

"Pull my finger"
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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