How To Make Burning Man More Dangerous

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:31 am

Okay, so we gonna play, or what?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:34 am

Tag, you're it! Post your picture on a bulletin board (it can be at your camp, just to bring in the strange traffic) in categories:
Hit Me With A Boffer (provided), or
Hit Me With A Water Balloon, or
Surprise Me With A Beer.

Not really Dangerous as such, maybe better off in the Brainstorm column.

I think what lent the Dangerous Feeling to early burns was the sense that you didn't know what was about to happen, and that true anarchy was on the loose.

Maybe another category for the above would be Do Something Really Weird and Unexpected To Me.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:15 pm

i think everyone on the eplaya should be made an instant target for playa tag at the event...if any one of us sees another one of us out there (preferably without being seen) you MUST do something random/scary/surprising/fucked up to them immediately.

suggestions:

tickling
taping a note on their back - preferably relevant to their e-personality.
give them a drink
dump a drink on them
hug them
drug them
abduct them for a playa adventure/tie them up and take them to eplaya camp
make them sing a song of your choice *really* loud

TAG - YER IT

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:24 pm

And you just HAD to make sing MacArthur Park! OK, here goes

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground .......

AARROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Tisha, you're evil!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:57 am

tisha2 wrote:i think everyone on the eplaya should be made an instant target for playa tag at the event...if any one of us sees another one of us out there (preferably without being seen) you MUST do something random/scary/surprising/fucked up to them immediately.

suggestions:

tickling
taping a note on their back - preferably relevant to their e-personality.
give them a drink
dump a drink on them
hug them
drug them
abduct them for a playa adventure/tie them up and take them to eplaya camp
make them sing a song of your choice *really* loud

TAG - YER IT

- Scare the FUCK out of them. I'd be into that.
- Abduct to their camp and make them Emperor/Empress of the Playa for a day, then dump them.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:24 pm

rubber cockroaches and rubber snakes in an ice chest has always worked for me. Scares the fuck out of them every time....

I've always gotten socked inthe arm for doing that... dammit..

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:12 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:rubber cockroaches and rubber snakes in an ice chest has always worked for me. Scares the fuck out of them every time....

I've always gotten socked inthe arm for doing that... dammit..

My family is in for a big suprise..I got the rubber snakes and other bugs...
LMAO

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:13 pm

ibdave wrote:My family is in for a big suprise..I got the rubber snakes and other bugs... LMAO

Try putting a rubber cockroach under a bagel. The bagel will fly every time!! Oh yeah...

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:25 pm

always walk with your melatonin

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:13 am

Scary, fun, not nearly dangerous enough. Now, real roaches, yeah that would work for me.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:50 am

Can I ask to be exempt from the scary stuff? A friendly abduction that takes me to ePlaya camp (prob AKA home base) would be fine... but leave the scary stuff for my second year :)

Now, SONGS... if you tackle me and ask me for a song, and I get to choose, it will be something frog related! I could teach a half-hour swim lesson, all based on frog activities :) I also do a reasonable job of both the Canadian and American national anthems.. and some show tunes...

:)

X.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:23 am

I think that we're seguing from HtMBMMD into an brainstorm for a Theme Camp, where (?) participants would post their picture and possibly location under certain requests, ie Scare Me, Throw Cold Water On Me, Bring Me A Beer, I Will Sing For You...

Although.... you could post someone else's picture there if you wanted to be naughty.

Gingher · Post by **Gingher** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:18 pm

Air pistols--you get to decide how many pumps to give whoever you're shooting. Everyone gets 'em so paybacks will abound.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:20 pm

How To Make Burning Man More Dangerous???

BUNGY JUMP OFF THE MAN NAKED...

For extra added danger, do it without a bungy cord.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:51 pm

How about sneaking around looking for big trucks with the keys in the ignition? Start 'em up, brick the gas pedal, drop 'er in drive!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:45 am

Monkeypoo wrote:How To Make Burning Man More Dangerous???

BUNGY JUMP OFF THE MAN NAKED...

For extra added danger, do it without a bungy cord.

That's... not... a... bungy....

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:58 am

That's been done, too.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:52 pm

shoot a cop

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:48 pm

We hold Larry Harvey hostage and demand the LLC give every citizen of BRC all their money back as a gesture of the true meaning of giving...or else....

....well, you don't wanna know what we'll do...

heh heh heh...

But you can bet yer ass it would be dangerous.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 06, 2006 9:37 am

Monkeypoo wrote:We hold Larry Harvey hostage and demand the LLC give every citizen of BRC all their money back as a gesture of the true meaning of giving...or else....

....well, you don't wanna know what we'll do...

heh heh heh...

But you can bet yer ass it would be dangerous.

Could St. Lawrence be talked into being part of a psycho-drama?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:26 pm

crash drive a truck through kidsville.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:28 pm

lawn mower races?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:30 pm

the all you can DRINK AND SHOOT NRA CAMP

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:56 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:We hold Larry Harvey hostage....

That's been done, too.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat May 06, 2006 11:40 pm

I like Specs thinking.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:16 am

Bob wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:We hold Larry Harvey hostage....
That's been done, too.

You mean the BLM?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:20 am

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:29 pm

don't go and let the yahoos have it

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:07 pm

the fire elf wrote:don't go and let the yahoos have it

That's been done, too.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:30 am

medical waste moop complete with used needles.

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