How To Make Burning Man More Dangerous

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:56 am

spectabillis wrote:medical waste moop complete with used needles.

That's been done every fucking year. Syringes tend to blow out to the trash fence just like evaporated glowsticks.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:40 pm

Bob wrote:
the fire elf wrote:don't go and let the yahoos have it
That's been done, too.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:48 pm

Tap RobbiDobs on the shoulder as you walk into a JOTS with a box of handi wipes, leave the door open, and drop them into the "blue lagoon" one by one with her watching...

(Betcha don't get to 3)

I think the drive-by shooting gallery was safer... MUCH safer...

bb

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:43 pm

electrified 'trash fence'

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon May 08, 2006 5:50 pm

spectabillis wrote:electrified 'trash fence'

Ohh, I like that one!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:00 pm

Replace the regular coffee with decaf at center camp.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:02 pm

try to leave your trash in center camp when "hippie-killer" is managing...

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue May 09, 2006 5:39 pm

Walk up to Recycle with a dripping nasty bag of garbage when I'm there and say "This is the garbage depot, right?" (especially late in the week).

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:44 am

Here, just stick your hand in...it won't hurt, I promise.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:30 am

A B&D camp where the dom is dressed like Larry and the sub is dressed like a BLM official...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:44 am

or vice versa

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:46 am

theCryptofishist wrote:or vice versa

I thought that's how it already is.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:54 pm

Y'all are invited.

http://www.burningman.com/calendar/play ... e=20060831

Just don't let the cops catch you.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:58 pm

Hey, that Kinetic Steam Works stuff that Camp Carp is putting on looks interesting. If I get to go I can't even leave KC until Monday night so I'll miss it. Damn the luck.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:17 pm

Event: Black Rock City Great Scissors Relay!
Description: Read the back of your ticket! Part of the Burning Man experience is being "out of the box", to push the envelope and break the boundaries of "default world" norms.
Now, in the sprit of taking our experience to the edge, we will RUN WITH SCISSORS!

We don't care what you bring ... hedge clippers, safety scissors, what the heck, lets get wild! Bring on the pinking shears!
The Last Annual Black Rock Scissors Relay ...
12:01 AM Thursday at The Man ...
Be There Or Be Someplace Else!
Date: Thursday, August 31, 2006
Time: 12:01am-12:46am

scissor sprinter wrote:If I can remember, I'll be there with fiskars on!!

Ambulance Chaser wrote: See ya at the Med Tent, 1:00 A.M. Thursday!!!

[b][color=red][i]VAMPYRA[/i][/color][/b] wrote: Save some for meeeeee!!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:57 am

Next year, Run with Chainsaws.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:24 am

Run about with a squirt bottle full of gasoline.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:31 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Run about with a squirt bottle full of gasoline.

I hate to improve on this thought, but...

How about a full 32 oz. big gulp mug with the top off.

And a lit coleman lantern.

Both on the same 12 inch dinner plate.

Balanced on your head.

While wearing a lady godiva wig.

And polyester coveralls.

In Cindiery,
bb

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:43 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Run about with a squirt bottle full of gasoline.
I hate to improve on this thought, but...

How about a full 32 oz. big gulp mug with the top off.

And a lit coleman lantern.

Both on the same 12 inch dinner plate.

Balanced on your head.

While wearing a lady godiva wig.

And polyester coveralls.

In Cindiery,
bb

You gonna have to get some burn blanket snowshoes for that one.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:53 am

MXC has a pond full of "mystery fluid", would you like to be squirt-gunned with a fluid of my choosing?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:55 am

Just walk around the CT party with an unregistered camcorder and a hard-on.

Damn, did I just say that. Fuckin periods.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:35 pm

[quote="Lorgasm"]Just walk around the CT party with an unregistered camcorder and a hard-on.quote]

Yeah, you could get trampled by all the other boner/camera dudes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:20 am

Lorgasm, isn't that from the "How to Look Like a Tourist" thread?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:21 am

Cypto,
Maybe you're right. My bad.

Carry on.
Love ya.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:41 am

Walk around handrolling oregano cigarettes in front of LEO's.

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