Are There Trannyboys in Heaven?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:42 am

I'm ready for a new philosophical topic.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:50 am

BTW, after careful consideration, I don't belive there is burning man in heaven. The event itself is too much a defience of earthly constraints to make sense having it in heaven--if you can build and burn anything, what's the point.

However, there are "burny" things in heaven.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:16 pm

My picture of heaven is the one from the book Green Pastures. Heaven as a big catfish fry. I think enough of burning man could survive there to be interesting.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:43 pm

I think in heaven we all just become beings of light. We no longer inhabit earthly forms. So in that regard, there are no trannyboys in heaven, however, all trannyboys go to heaven.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:11 pm

Chai Guy wrote:I think in heaven we all just become beings of light.

Raver.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:17 pm

Actually that was my "hippie" side. My "raver" side would have expressed my sentiments through an interpretive glow stick show.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qVLmh3Sr3Nw

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:54 pm

Right.

So it's all like classic star trek, balls of light and sex (or other intercourse) is bigger balls of light with extra shininess?

Parakeets?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:18 am

(bump)

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:27 am

first, one must decide if there is a heaven. If there is no heaven, it can contain nothing.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:30 am

Yeah, right now I've provisionally accepted the idea of heaven and exploring what might be there. Give me a couple of years for the grief to wear off, and I'll probably be back to my atheist self...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:58 am

...which brings up the old story if hell is exothermic or endothermic...

I think it has been proven beyond a shred of doubt that hell is exothermic. Otherwise certain people would be able to date certain people (ie-hell has not yet frozen over).

So if hell is ever expanding, it only follows that heaven would also be ever expanding (can heaven freeze over?). Therefore, there is room for everyone, Tranny's and all.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:05 am

In Heaven we get to choose our sex, we get to change it, and we get to use it without fear and without guilt.

In Heaven there is no jealousy. Fidelity is honestly negotiated.

Heaven is a place of renewal for all souls.

At least that's my picture of Heaven. If we get there we'll probably laugh for a few eons.

Laurie Anderson: "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better."

Random_Cola · Post by **Random_Cola** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:18 am

[quote="dr.placebo"]In Heaven we get to choose our sex, we get to change it, and we get to use it without fear and without guilt.

In Heaven there is no jealousy. Fidelity is honestly negotiated.

Heaven is a place of renewal for all souls.

At least that's my picture of Heaven. If we get there we'll probably laugh for a few eons.

Laurie Anderson: "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better."[/quote]

omg, yes! Perfect....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:06 pm

how about amazing shifting gentalia?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:46 pm

Serious side? I think everybody is everything in heaven, that there *is* no gender (and it's resulting gender issues, gender phobia, gender stereotypes, gid, intersex stuff, all that)... part of the not having a body anymore thing.

Theological side? Those who are horribly intolerant of others have to be reincarnated as those they had little tolerance for. To which all I can say is... Poor Fred Phelps... >giggles< (Oh no, does this mean I'll come back as a Fundie Xtian?? Yiiii!!!)

Sad side... People who look at someone who has had Polio and goes "Oh you poor thing, let me help you..." will look at someone with GID and go "Eww, you fucking freak, get away from my children"...

Silly side? Why is it this thread pops up at the same time the Snap-On tool guy shows up? Hmmm...

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