Why are you a beyotch?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:33 pm

1. It's fun.
2. It makes me feel good.
3. I can radically _express myself and have a good excuse.
4. It's not as bad as being a bitch.
5. Because I can.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:21 pm

You just kill me, chimpy. All of the above because I'm a...

Bee-yah-hay-yah-ee-ah-itch!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:40 am

(side comment)

My Sammi (age 20) occasionally calls me "mama beyotch", but she always has a grin on her face. At first I got a little offended and said, "HEY! You don't call your mama a beyotch!" But then she explained that it was a cool thing; that it wasn't the same as a bitch, but that it was a term of endearment for a smart ass, cool, spunky, mouthin' off, diva.

These kids these days. It was easier when everything was just "groovy"...

Beyotches of the World UNITE!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:18 am

its not me, its my tapeworm.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:17 am

It's cos I'm prognathous, and proud.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat May 06, 2006 8:31 pm

Don't make me take my earrings off!..Beeyotch!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:03 pm

Because I'm taking after my mother.

PlayaPetal · Post by **PlayaPetal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:02 pm

the forces of evil made me

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:19 pm

I categorically deny having anything to do with that particular Beyotch.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:09 pm

my tapeworm is going to strangle all you bitches.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:23 pm

your tapeworm is definetly a beyotch...and she's crawling up my thigh right now...

DOWN, BEYOTCH!!! DOWN!!!