Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:25 pm

Nice one, Kernul. A lovely kwirk to the pen and brush tied up.

To the Wires: I look forward to the Fish for Fantasy fashion show!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:16 am

...stealing thoughts from Megapixels, seems there will be not one but 2 satellites taking hi-res photos of BM this year....any thought to ensuring the Kamp is identifiable as such from air? Maybe a giant "KA" spelled out somewhere? Or will the bodies hanging from the concertina wire do just as well?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:07 am

Ha! The secret is out!

The hidden liability of owning a metric ass-load of camo finally rears its ugly head.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:26 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...stealing thoughts from Megapixels, seems there will be not one but 2 satellites taking hi-res photos of BM this year....any thought to ensuring the Kamp is identifiable as such from air? Maybe a giant "KA" spelled out somewhere? Or will the bodies hanging from the concertina wire do just as well?

I was able to find our kamp last year with little prob, even to the point of seeing the fringe stage across from it, and the "gulag"
between where my tent (and the BFGenerator) was and the rest of the Kamp. If we have that much free space next year, we might want to do something with it. AM thinking very dark blue might give good contrast to the playa beige color... >heh heh heh<

bb

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:06 am

Here is a Remix for ya!
http://elwire.googlepages.com/apomix.mp3

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:01 pm

Mom!!! El Wire is making fun of me!!! They remixed our song...
For no good reason!!!

Nice job, my fishy friend. How did you break the samples out of that MP3?

Wait a moment... I smell a rat. Only one man other than myself had the huge file containing the individual samples... and that man is...

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:45 pm

Nope.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:48 pm

...it's not just a river in Egypt.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:56 pm

My security by obscurity is unbreachable!

There is a leak within the organization.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:00 pm

There is no leak here!
I did not break any samples out of that MP3, I simply layerd parts of the song.
You guys are cracking me up here! Ha ha!
The remix proved to be a effective weapon in this war.
Holey Herring! , I should have told that I got the samples from Killbuck!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:25 pm

Just part of my program for mutually assured destruction Mr. Elwire.

Welcome to the party!!!!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed May 10, 2006 8:05 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Just part of my program for mutually assured destruction Mr. Elwire.

Welcome to the party!!!!

Eh.. just wait till I get my new translator that I ordered last week!
http://www.ifinger.com/shop/productpres ... asp?pID=89

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:47 am

I've done some work on the shower structure -- and tried to incorporate everyone's suggestions. But now I'm stuck. How do I get the floor to sit flat?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:50 am

BoxaRox wrote:I've done some work on the shower structure -- and tried to incorporate everyone's suggestions. But now I'm stuck. How do I hang the floor?

OK, I have been taking alot of norco for that past 2 weeks, but my brain is telling me that something up with that last photo... I'll have to stare at it longer I guess...

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:28 pm

Oh my G... let me think.............

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:29 pm

Would this work for ya?

d6 · Post by d6 » Wed May 10, 2006 2:48 pm

Having sunk many a ship,
I now realize my best Mantis defense is to launch a pre-emptive assualt on K.A.,
with Scurvy Pirate Musick, while dressed as a Herring!
No one will be spared!
No one!
I am impervious to alkaloid, and no BRC resident would ever suspect the old "robot-dressed-as-a-herring" Tactic.

(insert eville robot laugh here.......HA-HA-HA///HA-HA-HA)

d6,
no longer a robot bastard,
i am currently just a f-i-s-h,

(Fortuitous.Itinerant.Sedative.Humanoid)

with metal arms
and a metal body.

what?
(perfectly aware of thread drift mach 6.)

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:36 pm

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:32 am

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:23 pm

This tactic has to work on our Herring detesting enemy!

Figure 4-26A. Convoy assuming herringbone formation.

Figure 4-26B. Convoy moving back into column formation.

Figure 4-26C. Escort vehicles rejoining column.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:39 pm

I would suggest you practise that as a rout out of camp in the case of my best nickers bomb. Maybe hushville will take you in.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:00 am

EL Wire wrote:This tactic has to work on our Herring detesting enemy!
Figure 4-26A. Convoy assuming herringbone formation.
Figure 4-26B. Convoy moving back into column formation.
Figure 4-26C. Escort vehicles rejoining column.

Damn you, EL Wire! Don't tell everyone about our Herringbone plans!
It's suppose to be a secret, you know! Please keep quiet about our other Herringbone plans!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:12 am

Our recon patrol and camp at the Singularity Arts Festival was highly successful. We are spreading.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:46 am

EL Wire wrote:blahblahblah....herringbone formation blahblahblah...

Our "leader" has yet again proven how ineffective human cerebral cells can get. Gawd! The herringbone formation was (until now) our main tactic.
How can the drilled herringbone formation be a surprise now - you tell me? ...and how about NOT pouring out our plans just for a little while?

Post by **AntiM** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:49 pm

Our recon patrol and camp at the Singularity Arts Festival was highly successful. We are spreading.

There's even a mitt underground in Utah, ssh.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:23 pm

Perhaps I should fly a mitt on Henry Ford Goes Surfing in the Kinetic Sculpture Race on Memorial Weekend and see if anyone salutes?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:26 pm

Elliot wrote::D
Perhaps I should fly a mitt on Henry Ford Goes Surfing in the Kinetic Sculpture Race on Memorial Weekend and see if anyone salutes?

Is to be good and proper you do so. Were it not for Henry "Mittmeister" Ford, the mitt would have been stunted in early development.

In the book 'History of the Modern Mitt in Society', it is rumored that the author, I. B. Fuckingdoomed, may have been forced, prior to execution, to have wrote:Before the development of charcoal, most utensils were handled over an open fire by use of long wrought iron hooks to prevent the user from burning themselves. Attempts at using standard full fingered leather cowboy gloves were tried, but because of the substandard materials and shortness of cuff, as well as added exposure due separate fingers, use of these gloves proved risky at best and deadly at worst. Many futile attempts were made to improve the use of the glove, but all were doomed to fail.

However, around 1915, Henry Ford was using large amount of wood to manufacture automobiles. Ford operated a sawmill in the forests around Iron Mountain, Michigan to make the wooden parts, so there were piles of wood scraps. Ford learned of a process, which had been developed and patented by Orin F. Stafford, which involved chipping wood into small pieces, converting them into charcoal, grinding the charcoal into powder, adding a binder and compressing the mix into the now-familiar, pillow-shaped briquettes. By 1921, a charcoal-making plant was in full operation.

Because of this wonderous new fuel source, a better method of handling the heated implements were sorely needed. A brilliant scientist (whose name was lost in the sands of history, but is rumored to have an appearance strikingly similar to the Benevolent Dictator Killbuck) came up with 2 remarkable changes that would re-invent the Mitt to what we know and revere today - First, the abandonment of the usage of cheap, shoddy thin leather to a padded, insulated, and asbestos-filled quilted cloth or suede material from Soviet Bloc countries eliminated the the overall pain and suffering of 3rd degree burns of the older style gloves, and the conversion of the digits (always a source of trouble, and unworkable and unwieldly with the new Asbestos Fiber filling) into the widely respected and recognized Digit Cove, along with the cuff extension and protective cuff rail, made this a feared and respected device for handling ANY hot material - Spatulas, Cast Iron, U-237, etc.

SO it is indirectly because of Henry Ford's wonderous enablement of the invention of Charcoal Briquettes that the Mitt, which is loved, revered, and feared the world over, is what it is today - the source of all humanity.

Ergo... would not be proper to fail to fly holy mitt on said Ford. Problem is to solved.

IN service to your continued doom...
Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:38 pm

A suede oven mitt? Like blue suede? All I have around here is a basic mitt....who knew there were choices. I thought that the people's factories only produced one style of mitt....I'm shocked!

And I like the idea of "Kinetic" sculpture races.....

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:00 pm

Good info, B.B. Sue! But lots of folks will believe it is fiction.
It is not. The name of the charcoal product: Kingsford.
As in ...Ford.

Kinetic Sculpture Racing is also real:
www.kineticsculpturerace.org