ISO Woman To Share BM '06

Hot Spring Bill · Post by **Hot Spring Bill** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:27 pm

Hi,

This BM Virgin seeks a woman 35 years old and up to share the experience of Burning Man. A late model RV comes along with the deal. It has AC, fridge, stove, toilet, shower, etc. Sharing or bearing expenses is fine with me. I'm not looking for a clingy type situation, but rather a buddy to share some of BM together and to do things alone at other times. If possible, we could visit a hot spring or two on the way to/from The Playa. Camping in the "quiet" area of BRC would be a strong preference. Email me off list or call 623-203-2230.

Warmly,
Hot Spring Bill

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:58 pm

Hot Spring Bill wrote:Hi,

This BM Virgin seeks a woman 35 years old and up to share the experience of Burning Man. A late model RV comes along with the deal. It has AC, fridge, stove, toilet, shower, etc. Sharing or bearing expenses is fine with me. I'm not looking for a clingy type situation, but rather a buddy to share some of BM together and to do things alone at other times. If possible, we could visit a hot spring or two on the way to/from The Playa. Camping in the "quiet" area of BRC would be a strong preference. Email me off list or call 623-203-2230.

Warmly,
Hot Spring Bill

Hi Bill...

I don't know if you really know what you're getting into. Seriously. I mean... yeah, Iso may want to camp with you, but do you *really* know what it is you're getting into???

Seriously, you better check it out before you ask her. You may be in for *way* more than you bargained for.

In Sympathy,
bb

This guy is bringing doom to an entirely new level I hadn't considered...

Hot Spring Bill · Post by **Hot Spring Bill** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:32 pm

Dear Sue,

[color=darkred][b]Hi Bill...

I don't know if you really know what you're getting into. Seriously. I mean... yeah, Iso may want to camp with you, but do you *really* know what it is you're getting into???

Seriously, you better check it out before you ask her. You may be in for *way* more than you bargained for.

Thank you for sharing your concern. In humor, I say, it seems you're advising caution because it might cost me more to get rid of it than it did to get it?

Can you mention some specifics? You seem to have grave misgivings.

It would seem to me that between now and BM that any prospective travel buddy and I could become well enough acquainted to decide if we'd be compatible for a week of sharing the same space some of the time.

I hope I really know what I'm getting into; among other things, I've lived in a large RV for much of the last 18 years. I've been to the Playa many times, though never for BM. In a short term situation, I can be extremely adaptable. I've camped for longer times in far more hostile places with far fewer resources than BRC offers.

Please share your thoughts. Thanks.

Hot Spring Bill

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:48 pm

Sounds like you're looking for a fuck buddy. You have my sympathy, but not my encouragement.

Hot Spring Bill · Post by **Hot Spring Bill** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:52 pm

No, I'm not looking for a fuck buddy. You obviously didn't read what I wrote, which I thought was specific. Of course, if romance developed, I would not rule that out if both people were interested.

If you have anything constructive to post, please do so. I would appreciate it.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:32 pm

Pardon. The thing is... we see LOTS of posts from people looking for fuck buddies. Hence the assumption. Also, a lot of those people are, shall we say.... just a touch on the slimy side? Hence the negativity.

(We also get lots of posts asking to set up a camp for me/design my art/prepare some meals for me etc ad nauseum ad infinitum. It makes us all prickly.)

Hot Spring Bill · Post by **Hot Spring Bill** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:00 pm

Hi TP,

[quote="ThePikey"]Pardon. The thing is... we see LOTS of posts from people looking for fuck buddies. Hence the assumption.

That's not me; please read what I posted. I'm merely looking for a companion.

If you see lots of posts from people looking for fuck buddies, where are they? I looked through about 50 pages and saw none.

> Also, a lot of those people are, shall we say.... just a touch on the slimy side? Hence the negativity.

As a long time member of the AzBurners, I'm not slimy and several women from that group would be happy to vouch for me. We had our regional, TOAST! two weekends ago and it was a lot of fun.

As part of my contribution to the Burner Community, I gifted five tickets on the community to give those who didn't quite have enough funds. Do any of you listen to Radio Electra on The Playa, run by Gary Taylor? I regularly contribute to that.

Last winter, Star School in Leupp, Arizona, run by long time Burners Kate & Mark Sorenson bought a bus in Kansas City, Mizzouri, state of. They needed it to be driven back to the Aridzone to be used at their school which is for Native American children. I gifted them with two plane tickets, then another Burner and I flew to KC and drove the bus back. I'm not a taker, I'm a gifter.

> (We also get lots of posts asking to set up a camp for me/design my art/prepare some meals for me etc ad nauseum ad infinitum. It makes us all prickly.)[/quote]

Again, that's not me. Note I offered to provide the shelter. Also, I'd be more than happy to do the cleaning, cooking, and wash the dishes, as well as provide hot showers to a few friends, limited of course by the water supply and disposal of grey water.

So, please give it a chance. Cut me some slack and let this thing flow. Thanks.

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:23 pm

Okay, so you're some kind of fucking saint, man. Go to the burn and find a friend, or bring one them vouching wimmen with you. At the very least, add a layer or two to your thin hide.

Best advice I can give is bring a shit load of X and leave any and all expectations behind. You'll have 30,000 friends waiting to meet you.

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:49 pm

Oh, and if you think I didn't read your post you can go suck your own dick, asshat.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:06 am

You guys think I'm stupid, don't cha?

You think I don't know when I'm being set up? Huh? Is that what you think?

This is so obviously a cheap ploy to get me to post that pic of me in a cheeleader outfit again. How sordid. Well, it won't work. Sorry, but I'm not that kind of boy.

Okay, maybe I am, but to be honest, ol' Hot&Horny Bill kind of creeps me the fuck out.

Who knows? Maybe he's the salt of the earth. The HORNY salt of the earth, but, you know, still like the salt of the earth and everything.

(I've really got to learn to stop posting when I'm baked.)

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:44 am

Sensei, you ignorant slut!

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:21 am

For me, it was that whiff of sulphur. We've all heard it before: "Hey I was just in a hot spring! I'm not Satan, honest!"

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:30 am

Bill - FYI, what Bay Bridge Sue refers to is that ISO is a famed, feared and respected e-playa icon. Look her up (if you dare).

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:36 am

Mojo, Thank You. I'm surprised no one else caught on!!! No, make that really fucking surprised. When I saw the subject header, that's the first thing that came to mind.

SO... has anyone told Iso of this generous offer?? >giggles<

Bringing you more doom
than you fucking imagined...
bb

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:43 am

SED wrote:For me, it was that whiff of sulphur. We've all heard it before: "Hey I was just in a hot spring! I'm not Satan, honest!"

Whiff of sulphur? what did u do? blow bubbles in the hot spring??

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:02 am

BBSue - Yep, me too. It's like waiting for a train wreck.

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:04 am

I heard that Iso was camping with K4 and Annon this year.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:16 am

Bill I think what people are reacting to ... OK what I am reacting to, is the apparent disconnect between your message seeking just a "buddy" or a "travel companion" with an offer for maybe visiting some hot springs afterward. If that is indeed true, then why would you specifiy the gender of the person you wanted to travel with? My buddies have both X and Y chromesones, fuck buddies are drawn from a considerably smaller pool.

So you are sending out conflicitng signals and that causes much gnashing of teeth, rending of garments and de-localized angst.

But don't worry, there's plenty of worthless trinkets for everybody!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:44 am

Hi my name is Rob,

I'm not looking for anything as noble as Bill's offer. Shoot, I'm not even going to the Burn. I'm just looking for a woman to give me a little nook-nook while traveling on the way to the Burn. Then leave.

Thanks,
Evil Rob

PS. Am I a bad man for posting this?

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:53 am

The only thing more predictable than the absence of positive responses to a post like this is the inevitable holier than thou, sex negative, "I'm squicked but I'll say the poster is slimy," responses. Frankly, there's nothing wrong with looking for fuck buddies on the eplaya, on the real playa, craigslist, in your local classifieds, or so on. If you don't like it, that says much more about you than about the search in question.

Here's some news for you, people have casual sex. They hook up all the time. Some of them are even older than you, fatter than you, and less hip than you. That's OK. They may look for partners in ways you wouldn't. That's OK too. Unless your wet bits are involved, unless those sex acts take place when consent hasn't been established, it's none of your business. Deal with it, you may find yourself improved for the effort.

Ron, who's got an RV as well. If a waiting line develops for the original offer send 'em my way, Bill! ;)

(But, like Rob, I'm evil and looking for sex! Oooooo, scary....)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:57 am

Ron wrote:Some of them are even older than you, fatter than you, and less hip than you.

Hey now, I'm not...I mean to say, it isn't...I mean 'big boned' is....

Oh, never mind.

(Fat, old, furry, uncool bastards need luvin' too...)

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:03 pm

unable to look away...um...can't stop laughing...uh...what? no, i'm not looking at your cock, why?

*whispers into wind*

(((Isotopia...oh where are you when we knead you?!)))

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:10 pm

Hot&Horny Bill wrote:No, I'm not looking for a fuck buddy.

Ron wrote:The only thing more predictable than the absence of positive responses to a post like this is the inevitable holier than thou, sex negative, "I'm squicked but I'll say the poster is slimy," responses. Frankly, there's nothing wrong with looking for fuck buddies on the eplaya...

Hey Bill, I think you found one!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:19 pm

regynalonglank wrote:unable to look away...um...can't stop laughing...uh...what? no, i'm not looking at your cock, why?

*whispers into wind*

(((Isotopia...oh where are you when we knead you?!)))

I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you were saying- I was staring at your tits.

Wanna fuck an old, fat, furry, uncool bastard?

C'mon, admit it. You were waiting for me to say this, weren't you?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:23 pm

Rob the Wop wrote: Wanna fuck an old, fat, furry, uncool bastard?

C'mon, admit it. You were waiting for me to say this, weren't you?

I can vouch for the Wopster. Except that he's neither old, nor fat, nor uncool. Furry, maybe.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:27 pm

regynalonglank wrote:(((Isotopia...oh where are you when we knead you?!)))

When you knead Iso, he/she/it is right at your fingertips.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:56 pm

LOL! got me own fat, uncool furry bastard to fuck, but thanks fer the offer, i'll put you on my waiting list :) if i can stop laughing long enough!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:03 pm

I'm buff and smooth, totally cool and bath more or less regularly. I am happily married, otherwise I would ask who would fuck me.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:10 pm

hopefully your wife!!!

heh

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:11 pm

I'd be happy to fuck you. Out of five dollars.

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