Help Blyslv attend the burn

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:20 pm

I am neither a jaded old timer nor a dewy eyed newbie. I'm a middle aged schlub with an average amount of angst and ants in my pants.

2001 was my first burn and in '02 I ran the gender blender bar and fell swoonily in love. In 03 we did haiku flags and in '04 we got married, burned masks, bought a house, started a garden, learned how to fight fair, spent all our money. Thus our inability to budget leaves us with no ticket, no gas, scant food, and barely adequate water. Luckily, due to misplaced priorities and a simply fabulous social scene I 'm all set on party favors and slingshot ammunition. Shade we got covered (so to speak) and we have plenty of glowsticks thanks to that misplaced decimal point.

So what can you do to help blyslv and his lovely wife attend this fabulous fest of unconditional love?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:41 pm

Start a Karma Pay-Pal account........(Hint Hint)

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:37 pm

I would at least consider loaning you $5.

Of course, I'd have to use elielieli as collateral.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:42 pm

I can offer you a camp to be in, but you'd have to promise not to be snarky (much)

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:27 am

sputnik wrote:I can offer you a camp to be in, but you'd have to promise not to be snarky (much)

That's easy, as I have a well grounded fear of getting beat up for my lunch money. In person I'm meek and mild.

Doc, you'd better talk to elielieli.

Thanks for the kind and generous outpouring of support.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 18, 2006 10:18 am

I can give you a copy of Strunk and White's The Elements of Style. I don't knwo that it will help you get to the playa, but it's manditory.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu May 18, 2006 10:46 am

That was clearly and muscularly expressed.

today the eplaya, tomorrow a world-wide empire!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:24 pm

A collection of needless words

spigot
friendster
aprehension
beetle
snark
um
pincusion
percussion
vague
inhabits
barked
erudite

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:25 pm

i think i have some aluminum cans you can recycle for $.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:49 pm

We could always strap him under Larry Harvey's trailor...

Tiara · Post by **Tiara** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:08 pm

I'll pledge $5 and an old ratty tent! I might even give you free access to juice from my generator.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:07 pm

i will fart in your general driection, if you would think it might help.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:39 pm

I could donate some moop.

Not just any moop, but the playa colored disgusting slimy stuff made of carpet threads and wet boa feathers. Make you fel you're home already!!

I'll also throw in a PBR. Really, no problem!!

bb

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:31 pm

We could always strap him under Larry Harvey's trailor...

His suit maker on wheels?

I'll give you my grey water.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon May 22, 2006 6:16 pm

Honey, you can borrow $5 at 160% interest.

In exchange, I want you to kiss my feet daily whilst in downward dog, and then lovingly wash and lotion them.

If you're really good I'll give you leftover food, especially at the end of the week when I realise I've brought too much again and don't want to repack it all.

You may have to cook it yourself.

Use of my cookstove is possible in exchange for the cleaning thereof as well as disposal of greywater.

I'll share drinking water if you bring the shower.

Oh, and I too want some Eli3 time.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:01 am

Hey, that's a good deal.

I got to eat her left over food last year and it was pretty good!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:45 am

I can feel the love. Can you?

I have one of those coolio fundraising thermometers outside on my front lawn. The red is now up to 10%!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:00 am

Radical Self-Reliance = BLow Your SeLVes

Tell me where to mail the dollar.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:14 am

Clever.

Please remit all donations to the Widows and Orphans Fund of which I am trustee and sole beneficiary thank you very much.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:57 am

Bin Noddin wrote:Radical Self-Reliance = BLow Your SeLVes

Tell me where to mail the dollar.

Hey, I'll make it even easier - I'll deliver the dollar in person. Friday, July 7, New Mexico Printmakers Gallery (new location on Johnson Street, next to Georgia O'Keefe Museum), 3 p.m. mas o menos. Be there.