The Bar

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:14 pm

i'm gonna shake that Dick so hard it's cap flies off!

Gonna go serve my masterpiece now........catch you dudes later.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:17 pm

I'm all shook up from laughing

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:40 pm

Jewel*** wrote:i'm gonna shake that Dick so hard it's cap flies off!

Gonna go serve my masterpiece now........catch you dudes later.

be ready to put your mouth over it so it doesn't spew all over the place

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:28 pm

Good point EDude, i'll remember to do that.....wouldn't want to make a mess.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:32 pm

yea MOOP is bad form....

So how was dinner...filling, but not satisfying...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:36 pm

noone complained, everyone ate, 4 out of 5 liked the sauce (it was kind of like throw in some of this, throw in some of that).

went outside after for a game of catch, played with the dog.......

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:15 pm

* comes in quietly and goes behind the bar where he gets a bottle of Irish Cream, takes the cap off and stands there waiting for a cup of coffee to appear under the bottle *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:38 pm

* still standing motionless with the bottle poised to pour *

Zule’s mind begins to drift,... Gee, I got an Illuminaughty Society ticket sent from Rue Du Louvre, Paris today,.... kind of makes me wonder if there were extra terrestrials involved how long would it take to receive mail for some place “ Out There “ ,...... Who the Fuck was in Paris????

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:53 pm

I wonder if the percentage of over seas Burners represented on E-playa is the same as those who don’t come on the board? It seems like the number of Brits and Australians are greater than years past. Course that could just be my misconception. Wonder about the Japanese, they don’t seem to come on line much at all and I know there are a number of Burners from Japan, Though I don’t know any personally, maybe they as a group find it’s just not what they expected and never come back.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:57 pm

Yup Me, and 15 Guests and I’ll bet not one of them signs up so they can come in here and let us get to know them,.... wonder if any of them are from Japan,... or Paris

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:02 pm

hello Zule.......can't stay long cause i'm going to bed early tonight. Just wanted to say hi. How many tickets did you get in all? Did you save all the envelopes too? I thought mine was pretty.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:07 pm

Hi Jewel***,
24 so far I think and I expect that they could keep coming for a long time,

How was yours made pretty? I didn’t get any thing from “ northeast” and I have to admit I’m not sure where your at.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:10 pm

howdy everyone... this old fart worked in the yard all day... and built the supports for studio shelving, 10 more 2"x4"s and i'll be assembling it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:10 pm

I see the whole collection of envelopes and tickets as part of a piece of performance art, They are so Cool, particularly as a group.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:12 pm

I had to work today, and it sounds like I had it easy compared to you Joel...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:16 pm

zone out again

I wonder if the stickys , since they make it easier to find particular information, and reduce the need to ask questions, and the need for regulars to give answers and explore new answers themselves , are ultimately having a negative effect on E-Play. Less interaction is necessary, people have less of an opportunity to get to know each other and build community.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:19 pm

whoomp

(duck appears with cup of coffee, sets it in front of Zule then disappears)

foomp

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:22 pm

THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK DD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think i'm up to the bartending job. All that running back and forth trying to please people. I asked for diet and you gave me regular, you know what I mean? I hope you've been having a blast in your "new" life.

Zule, are you kidding? Mine was block letters in colored pencils. I'm in Connecticut. I'd be very sad if you didn't get mine.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:22 pm

* Zule Pours the Irish Cream as though there hadn’t been a pause between opening the bottle and his pouring it into the cup *

Thank DD my arm was getting tired.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:26 pm

Oh Oh that one , Yes I did get yours Jewel , and I pulled it out and put it on top thinking it was the prettiest,... I had a mind fart and didn’t recognize the CT as Connecticut,... yours really is special,... Thanks!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:27 pm

Been a bit busy-volunteered at the Fire Arts Expo at Monster Park the last 2 nights. Been working a lot, too. I'll try to get on for a bit sometime soon.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:32 pm

Good to hear your Volunteering Duck but we miss you around here

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:32 pm

Thank goodness, Zule. And you really didn't have to say it was the prettiest (even though i'm sure it is), you wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

DD, I think everyone has really missed your positive energy.......see how you made Zule and me smile when we saw you?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:34 pm

Hey DD welcome back Hi Z, J***

getting my espresso late tonite...anyone else??

Jewel***, BB and ED had a chuckle earlier...popped a Dick

(DICK DANGER ALE)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:36 pm

Duck already poured me some coffee thanks though ED

Jewels post is a great one for the top of a page I Had to go back and see what that was all about.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:39 pm

yeah, that was funny all right. DANGER DICK is all i'll be drinking from now on........

shoot, i wanted to go to bed early tonight!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:41 pm

early is relative Jewel, 3 am is pretty early if you ask most people

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:42 pm

(((*))) Howdy folks.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:42 pm

yep, that's a laugh....went to Belmont Station in PDX, carries like 500 kinds of beer. Bought a few 6packs of Dick's.......Dick Danger Ale, and Dick Imperial Stout.

Both are pretty tasty, not too hoppy or fizzy, goes down smooth.

Figure on bringing some to BM, to be prepared, having a stout Dick handy;
or a Dangerous Dick.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:44 pm

Jewel*** wrote:yeah, that was funny all right. DANGER DICK is all i'll be drinking from now on........

shoot, i wanted to go to bed early tonight!

Bar pick up line : "what's that you be sucking on there pretty girl?"