The Bar

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:44 pm

so true Zule, so true. that was my typical bedtime on the playa, and up at 7. but, but, but..........

I see BoxBurner is in the house. Hey, what's going on? Sorry to write and run but.....but, but

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:45 pm

EspressoDude wrote:yep, that's a laugh....went to Belmont Station in PDX, carries like 500 kinds of beer. Bought a few 6packs of Dick's.......Dick Danger Ale, and Dick Imperial Stout.

Both are pretty tasty, not too hoppy or fizzy, goes down smooth.

Figure on bringing some to BM, to be prepared, having a stout Dick handy;
or a Dangerous Dick.

Right ESD. pretty "heady' stuff

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:45 pm

Box Burner wrote:(((*))) Howdy folks.

that reminds me of a Queen song: "fat bottom girls"

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:47 pm

Sayin' Howdy is like fat bottomed girls????????

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:48 pm

how about , Hey pretty Miss want to come back to my tent I’ve got a case of dangerous dicks ,.... Ok maybe not,...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:48 pm

EspressoDude wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:yeah, that was funny all right. DANGER DICK is all i'll be drinking from now on........

shoot, i wanted to go to bed early tonight!
Bar pick up line : "what's that you be sucking on there pretty girl?"

"Well handsome, that's my DICK....it's the only thing that passes my lips"
"It's DANGEROUS DICK, and he will kick your ass"
"It's DICK and I like it ice cold."

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:49 pm

no, the (((*)))

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:50 pm

ok, i'm losing it.......quit while i'm ahead (a head?????)

I don't get the fat bottomed girls thing either........love Queen though.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:50 pm

I just know we’re going to hit page 1900 with Jewel talking about Dicks

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:51 pm

Hey gurl, I got a

12oz Dick

in my front pocket

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:53 pm

Jewel*** wrote:"Well handsome, that's my DICK....it's the only thing that passes my lips"
"It's DANGEROUS DICK, and he will kick your ass"
"It's DICK and I like it ice cold."

A frigid dick?

EspressoDude wrote:no, the (((*)))

Oh I see

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:54 pm

Jewel*** wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:yeah, that was funny all right. DANGER DICK is all i'll be drinking from now on........

shoot, i wanted to go to bed early tonight!
Bar pick up line : "what's that you be sucking on there pretty girl?"
"Well handsome, that's my DICK....it's the only thing that passes my lips"
"It's DANGEROUS DICK, and he will kick your ass"
"It's DICK and I like it ice cold."

Damn, a girl with her own DICK
(u gonna take it to bed with u?...after it warms up)

http://www.dicksbeer.com/

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:56 pm

Box Burner wrote:

EspressoDude wrote:no, the (((*)))
Oh I see

So ED I bet you have a glass coffee table don’t you,...

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:56 pm

Box Burner wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:no, the (((*)))
Oh I see

can't u just see the fat bottom wiggling

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:58 pm

yep, glass/oak....coffee rings on the glass

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:58 pm

You know fellers ... if all the girls start to liking this dangerous dick, we could be in trouble.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:01 pm

Box Burner wrote:You know fellers ... if all the girls start to liking this dangerous dick, we could be in trouble.

hard to measure up to that

can't barely get your hand all the way around it, 12 oz long..thick, dark...

we gonna be without ( something )

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:02 pm

afraid of being replaced by a bottle of fermented barley ,..... yeah me too

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:03 pm

Git a rope!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:06 pm

Especially us gentlemen of maturity....gettin kinda fermented anyway, improving with age;

worst thing is the beer is YOUNG,DICK!!!

but that's over in a flash

(dick young brewery)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:09 pm

As a mature gentleman, I would have expected you to know better than to bring those young dicks in here.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:11 pm

Yeah. Yeah! You got it. Everyone knows a thing has got to be properly aged to be any good.

Do ya think they'll go for that?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:13 pm

looks like Jewel snuck out of here so I’m guessing she didn’t buy it

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:14 pm

Zulegoona wrote:As a mature gentleman, I would have expected you to know better than to bring those young dicks in here.

sorta like going to a strip club after ladies night..........

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:14 pm

Zulegoona wrote:looks like Jewel snuck out of here so I’m guessing she didn’t buy it

either that or she took it with her

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:20 pm

We soulda finished 'im off before he had a chance to run off with her.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:26 pm

Z you like science fiction?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:30 pm

yes I do but I haven't been reading much lately,...

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:31 pm

dang.....rolled over 800 posts...didn't even realize how much fun and B.S. we were having

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:32 pm

where's RockDad been?