The Bar

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:41 am

helitack wrote:There is nothing finer than floor lingerie.

floor lingerie, as in "discarded?"

with naked female form left over nearby?

if so....

bastard!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:42 am

Discarded? No, but usually it can be worn again.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:46 am

joel the ornery wrote:bastard!

In my case, an accident of birth.....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:08 am

g'morning folks... what a wonderful...

day...

uh...

what's all this lingerie doing all over the floor in here?

Cafe corretto, per favore?? Grazie! I'm celebrating starting a glorious 2 week vacation way the fuck away from my nutcase bosses. Well, one in particular. Jackass tried to figure out a way to cancel it 1/2 hour before the end of my shift yesterday. Cocksucker.

Up to the gold country to see relatives... then down to big sur... maybe a trip in the middle somewhere... and no work bullshit to intervene.

bb

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:27 am

a quick breeze passes the bar, as Zoom zooms by.

WOW what the fuck happened here? strip poker?

really like the thongs hanging from the ceiling fan

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:29 am

Good morning, folks....

Hm, nice lacy things! Wonder if they're going to be assimilated by the NEB...

X.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:39 am

Ooh, nice silky things.

Excuse me, just picking up some wrenches from the toolbox - got to go install these safety valves over in the Fuck! thread. BB Sue can field test them - maybe she'll let her boss live another day. Back for a drink in a bit.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:53 am

It's not my boss, it's his colleague - same level but with this weird joint ops responsibility thing. At least for now. My boss goes on vacation and this other guy breaks cookie jars. Need to get it stopped. NOW. Well, in 2 weeks. NOW... it's Maker's time!

Speaking of, got my "ambassador at large" packet from MM... Kewl stuff!!

Sorry... another coffee - n - makers, please??

bb

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:10 am

Of course . . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:13 am

Jumbo PagoPago please.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:16 am

I've been reading about this stuff on Everest, where some climber was left below the summit without enough oxygen and 40 other climbers passed him on the way up and left him to die.

Creepy.

Apparently, old bodies are just laying around there.
and it takes $99,000 to climb it these days. (or maybe that's new zealand dollars, that's where most of the press is from.)

Okay, Scott would never have made it that far up everest, but then scott would have stopped and helped if he had.

Of course, I think all those Everest peoples are egotistical idiots--based on my reading of Into Thin Air.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:30 am

Another strange cult or culture . . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:36 am

Ayup. And much more dangerous and wasteful than bm attendees.

Maybe we should get China to increase tourism by having some sort of fako Burningman.

"Festival of Joss Man" or something. 4 square miles of "Radical Self Expression for Foriegn Devils Only" surrounded by a 20 mile strip of vendors.

I'd take the bullet if it meant they stopped pimping the mountain.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:39 am

So I better get breeding so I can afford some gas!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:39 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:27 pm

Sometimes I wonder why if there's Microsoft Access and Microsoft Excel, why isnt' there a Microsoft Excess?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:44 pm

Ahh, its the musing hour. I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder WHO, who wrote the book of love?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:45 pm

*fishy liberally splashes Bin Noddin with PagoPago Octopus*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:51 pm

hurriedly wipes himself off (after licking what his tongue can reach) so co-workers won't notice the wet rainbow all over him. : ) SMILE : )

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:54 pm

Hi Bin,

don't get caught drinking at work again. Remember what happened last time???????

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Sometimes I wonder why if there's Microsoft Access and Microsoft Excel, why isnt' there a Microsoft Excess?

Why Micro$oft anything? I mean really.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:09 pm

Yeah, but MS Excess is so perfect. It totally discribes their self-involved reality.

Kill Bill Gates.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:17 pm

I don';t think that solution is the answer. With the peecee makers having to wait until after the first of the year to get something new from m$, peeps are gonna drop in on the ol Apple store and get em a new better computer. One that works, always, and doesn't need 4-5 anti stuff programs just to not work very well.

I'll have a shot of something.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:21 pm

The only good use for an Apple is....
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Dang, I can't think of any. But I'm biased so I guess that's to be expected. Give me my PC's any day.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Sometimes I wonder why if there's Microsoft Access and Microsoft Excel, why isnt' there a Microsoft Excess?

there is a micro$oft excess look at the price of their windows os.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:25 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Cocksucker...

That is not necessarily a derogetory term ya know. But it's a shame you don't get treated better. Enjoy your trip!

Bon jour yall!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:25 pm

helitack wrote: peeps are gonna drop in on the ol Apple store and get em a new better computer. One that works, always, and doesn't need 4-5 anti stuff programs just to not work very well. .

If building a better mousetrap led to the world beating a path to your door, Apple would be rolling in it. The evidence is that advertising your pos mousetrap like it was the 2nd coming is what builds that road.

*fishy lines up half a dozen shots of variously colored liquors*
I'm out the door soon, so I hope one of these works.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:26 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:The only good use for an Apple is....
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Dang, I can't think of any. But I'm biased so I guess that's to be expected. Give me my PC's any day.

I hear a buncho people who know better just laffing hysterically at that statement

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:36 pm

Into Thin Air is one hell of a book. The film is powerful too, but the raw telling of Thin Air is ....

takes a blue, a red and a white shot

Vive le alcohol!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:41 pm

Howz this, A computer with windoze is like a dog with bricks tied to it's head

Drinks, no doubles for those who are afraid of osx