The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:45 pm

helitack wrote:Howz this, A computer with windoze is like a dog with bricks tied to it's head

Drinks, no doubles for those who are afraid of osx

Is this like: Coors is better than Budweiser? Computers are just tools.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:51 pm

I think it's all about fear.

What's Coors?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:53 pm

Water

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:07 pm

BigCock wrote:
helitack wrote:Howz this, A computer with windoze is like a dog with bricks tied to it's head

Drinks, no doubles for those who are afraid of osx
Is this like: Coors is better than Budweiser? Computers are just tools.

and they all fuck up your head

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:23 pm

*pops in for a hot toddy*

ooh, me throat hurts...i wanna go home n' go to bed!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:28 pm

Then by all means, go home. Heres your hot t.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:35 pm

sadly i must be here pretending to work for a bit longer :) but thanks for the tea...i'll start that as soon as the toddy is gone...nothing quite like hot lemon and liquor! good stuff that.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:44 pm

*slurp! slurp!*

yep, that's what the doctor ordered. alrighty then, time to wrap up this envelope stuffing charade and head on home...nity nite barflies...thanks for the tea Heli...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:19 pm

A character from the past, rarely seen these days, comes strolling through the door to put in an appearance...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:23 pm

There are no characters from the past because the past does not exist...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:47 pm

The past may not exist, but characters from it do.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:04 pm

the past is the futured present in a mirror, except for character assassination, in which characters are reborn as a co(s)mic presence, or is it presents......anyway...how about a beer....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:23 pm

Past and present = same same. it all goes in a circle anyway.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:45 pm

Beer for ED and ME!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:06 pm

Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer......99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles..

oops 97

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:08 pm

Who's tending bar? Whose toes do you have to suck to get a mojito around here?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:15 pm

evening all, just passing through before bed, for a night cap.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:15 pm

Mine won't work RG. I have no idea how to make one of those.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:19 pm

toes...

Mojito
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Ingredients:
2-3 oz Light rum
Juice of 1 Lime (1 oz)
2 tsp Sugar
2-4 Mint sprigs
Soda water
Mixing instructions:
Lightly muddle the mint and sugar with a splash of soda water in a mixing glass until the sugar dissolve and you smell the mint. Squeeze the lime into the glass, add rum and shake with ice. Strain over cracked ice in a highball glass. Top with soda water, garnish with mint sprig and serve.

never tried it..but then we got instructions, and if it's wrong...more rum

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:19 pm

Okay, just squeeze me a couple lemons. I'll mix my own. <mutter, mutter>. It's so hard to find good help these days.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:22 pm

EspressoDude wrote:toes...

Lightly muddle the mint and sugar with a splash of soda water in a mixing glass until the sugar dissolve and you smell the mint. Squeeze the lime into the glass, add rum and shake with ice. Strain over cracked ice in a highball glass. Top with soda water, garnish with mint sprig and serve.

Muddle the mint, smell the mint, not the toesies, wash the toes in the rum

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:24 pm

Works better if you crush up the mint using the ice cubes, to really get that flavor pumping. Badger poured a couple of these things into me the first night we met. That was an interesting night.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:28 pm

or use the toes, for minty freshness......

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:35 pm

...or drink your Falstaff direct from the can.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:37 pm

Yes, I hear the mint can be quite good for the skin, and quite cooling on a hot, dusty afternoon.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:45 pm

helitack wrote:...or drink your Falstaff direct from the can.

So fucking LOL...

We'll have none of those Falstaff whoosie drinks around here.....especially if they are warm....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:52 pm

They are hot, been in the back of the Suburban all day

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:54 pm

Did you mean wussy, as in pantywaist?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:01 pm

(Cc rolls in on some aspirin from a metal upright beam hitting stomach and about 3/4 of a pot of coffee) Hello helitack, TITWI, RG, ED...how's everything this eve

? I'm about an hour away from going out to dinner, seeing a live band (Sons of Guns, local/my favorite), and have a few brews. My friend is in town from Cairo, Eygypt on business...should be good timing. Cup of strong black java, please?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:02 pm

Yea, in a contrary kind of way...
Perfect temp for breakfast with a cup of ice.......