Awsome Alice

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 5:29 pm

Flux wrote: Oh, playagrrrl, you have no idea! Alice is so fuckin' cool, she's red freakin' hot.

She's youngish indeed, hot and nubile, but wiser than her years would indicate. Gorgeous, but don't let her looks fool you; she can think circles around the best minds on the playa. When you get right down to it, she's all that every woman wishes that she could be, and all that every man wishes he could have. And then some.

Sigh. I, too, hope to get to meet her someday...

see why i created this thread?......she is truely awsome.

playagrrrl · Post by **playagrrrl** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:11 pm

quote="Flux"]
Oh, playagrrrl, you have no idea! Alice is so fuckin' cool, she's red freakin' hot.
[/quote]
That's what I'm talking about!

Alice! Advice for the young?

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:17 pm

your funny.....and cute too.

playagrrrl wrote:quote="Flux"]
Oh, playagrrrl, you have no idea! Alice is so fuckin' cool, she's red freakin' hot.
That's what I'm talking about!

Alice! Advice for the young?

hmmmm

playagrrrl · Post by **playagrrrl** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:30 pm

[quote="DE FACTO"]your funny.....and cute too.

[quote]
Why thank you!

playagrrrl · Post by **playagrrrl** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:33 pm

Damn! I have to learn how to do these quote thingees!
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quote="playagrrrl"]

DE FACTO wrote:your funny.....and cute too.

Why thank you!

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:35 pm

I have it on good authority that the so-called 'Alice' is really a 48-year-old truck driver who lives in Bakersfield.

He always wanted to go the burn but has to stay home and take care of his ailing grandmother, and three orphans.

'Alice' is his way of expressing his inner angst, his joie de vrie, and all that sort of shite.

Trust me on this.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:39 am

ramen wrote:I have it on good authority that the so-called 'Alice' is really a 48-year-old truck driver who lives in Bakersfield.

He always wanted to go the burn but has to stay home and take care of his ailing grandmother, and three orphans.

'Alice' is his way of expressing his inner angst, his joie de vrie, and all that sort of shite.

Trust me on this.

Wrong. Wrong! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

How dare you so cruelly impugn our beloved Alice, you rotten bastard?

He's only 47.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:23 am

ramen wrote:I have it on good authority that the so-called 'Alice' is really a 48-year-old truck driver who lives in Bakersfield.

i thought that was prety funny myself.

if they only knew.........

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:42 pm

hey man, i really am a 47 year old truck driver!

except for the fact that i was born in 1968.

and i drive a 03 toyota matrix.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:53 pm

So that means you know how to drive four-on-the-floor?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:57 pm

ramen wrote:So that means you know how to drive four-on-the-floor?

how did you know? my personal favorite......

Chimp · Post by **Chimp** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:01 pm

Awesome has an e in it - not unlike most of the people at Burning Man

Hows things Alice?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:29 pm

Chimp wrote:Awesome has an e in it - not unlike most of the people at Burning Man

Hows things Alice?

go read the really good advice post.

plus, you can also pm me.

i realize it's been a while, but i think we're not too rusty to give it a go.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:23 pm

i realize it's been a while, but i think we're not too rusty to give it a go.

Hey kids, getta room.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:28 pm

Badger wrote:
i realize it's been a while, but i think we're not too rusty to give it a go.
Hey kids, getta room.

i did offer - i think the monkey boy's a little busy right now.

i've got a room.

several in fact.

the real question is:

why isn't anyone here?

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:50 am

well?

i'm not just talking to hear myself think, here.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:41 am

Uhh...cause I have to be to work in 8 hours. That a viable excuse?

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:53 am

you have a life-time get-out-of-jail-free pass.

that includes breakfast in bed.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:58 am

Anyone who's ever attempted to wake me once I've fallen asleep can tell you breakfast in bed is a REALLY bad idea. Unless you enjoy having bacon hurled at your head. It's a much better idea to wake me with a large stick, while staying out of swinging distance and making sure I have nothing to throw at you, and then serve me breakfast in the kitchen. Coffee will help keep objects from being lobbed in your general direction as well. My other half has had two alarm clocks and a countless amount of stuffed animals and pillows thrown at him, and I once punched an eight year old child in the face when she tried to wake me up by blowing a raspberry on my stomache. I am NOT a morning person.

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:00 am

uh, i do already know this about you (yer husband told me everything), but i so love your posts i'm going to pretend it's the first time.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:12 am

John's never had anything thrown at him, although he has been kicked in the face once or twice. My other half's moving back to Reno in a week and a half, and he lived with me for four years, so you can ask him all about the serious dangers. Alarm clocks in the face apparantly hurt really really bad.

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:17 am

you know i don't register pain like a normal human being. an alarm clock in the face sound like foreplay to me.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:19 am

I threw shotput in middle school. An alarm clock in the face from me is only foreplay if you consider losing conciousness to be climax.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:20 am

JezebelinHell wrote:I threw shotput in middle school. An alarm clock in the face from me is only foreplay if you consider losing conciousness to be climax.

oooh man.

well can I watch?

pleeeease?

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:21 am

and i played defensive fullback in field hockey.

i hate to say it, but no one ever scored against us.

ever.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:23 am

alice wrote:and i played defensive fullback in field hockey.

i hate to say it, but no one ever scored against us.

ever.

he he

I can't imagine that.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:24 am

I played soccer goalie for a while (until the 20th time I dislocated my shoulder). And I was MVP every goddam game. Had recruiters talking to me when I was twelve. Damn my non-functional joints! I could've had a fat college scholarship.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:01 am

Alice just stay awsome and everything will be OK.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:07 am

Clash of the Titans!

Alice and Jezebel. Thunderdome. Burning Man 2004.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:23 am

I'm in. I always watch the Thunderdome, but I'm yet to fight in it. Could be interesting.

Awsome Alice

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