The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:41 am

Ranger Genius wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote: A man who would make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
well, as I remember you started it about 7:00 by offering to suck on some toes to get a mojito....
As I understand it, that does not, in itself, warrant punning. There's a special circle of hell for punsters. I guess I'll see you there.

That's not hell, RG, it's a nice sort of combo of the algonquin round table and a very comfortable living room reserved for all sorts of wordplay. I can make sure you're not invited. But I'm going to be having a great time.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:42 am

Hey Fishy. How's Oakland? I've flown the coop.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:42 am

Jewel*** wrote:it's not clear from this pic what he wore, but Jane doesn't seem to have anything on underneath........

Hardly authentic. No penis gourd.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:44 am

LeChatNoir wrote:Not sure... my head's still spinning.

(pulls a bottle of rum out of his magc ditty bag)

*fishy pulls a cat dancer out of the castle in her bowl* This should keep your head spinning, LCN!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:45 am

LeChatNoir wrote:Computer as anvils?

I'm game.

Can we sing Verdi?
*hums to self "qui dell tumtum te tum, tum tum tum tum tum ella?*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:46 am

Zulegoona wrote:Shit I didn’t even hear last call,... I thought this place never closed

Only in late August. but you wont have to go through that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:47 am

Xta_G wrote:'morning ED, Mojo..

How does a bunny carry rum?

X.

Borrows a basket from teh Easter Bunny. Of course.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:49 am

BigCock wrote:
Xta_G wrote:I'm trying to come up with something fanciful to do to my hydration pack to morph it into playawear... any ideas?
I cover mine with duck tape chicken feathers. Quite attractive and keeps it cool.
Be sure to spike the water. Wouldn't want to playa sober!

Or you can glue (I think this is a GOOP application) patches or interesting bits of cloth to it. Of course, that might render it unfit for other places besides the playa.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:50 am

BigCock wrote:Hey Fishy. How's Oakland? I've flown the coop.

It's okay. STill raining...

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:05 am

I bought it for the playa, so it doesn't need to remain any sort of fit-ness for anywhere else :)

GOOP, eh? Does it really do a decent job of preventing MOOP?

That would be a hellofa lot easier than the sewing job I was picturing.. more fun and messy, too :)

X.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:41 am

here's some fabric tips

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:12 am

New bar sport.
Get really drunk and balance a baby turtle on your finger.

Turtle death = a major loss of points.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:28 am

Okay, I'm still a sucker for my previous species

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:59 am

Hi all, back out in the Red Rock Desert on my Sat link, thought I'd cruise the e-playa bar... see who's drinking and who's pouring....

the rebbi

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:02 pm

I'm the only one here, apparently. Wanna balance a baby tortoise on your finger.

Drat! it's turned into a red x.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:04 pm

That's a cute pic.. I like the bird pics, too.. reminds me of a waterpolo trip to Fort Lauderdale.. high point of the trip was visiting Butterfly World (whoa!) and having lorikeets climb all over me :)

X.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:12 pm

LYeah, it seems to be some sort of zoo in omaha with an interactive budgie thing going on. That feeding picture is soooo effin' kuuuuute.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:13 pm

Did you get a chance to look at that link? I couldn't find the one where someone was saying to use goop, so I don't know if it works. But maybe there's something else there good.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:15 pm

Hi Fishy, Hi G,

I'm sitting here looking out over the expanse, drinking a Sam Adams Boston Lager, enjoying the quiet breeze presently roaming Red Rock City. How about youse guys?

the rebbi

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:34 pm

at work, waiting for lunch and Poofing out all my feather/scales.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:49 pm

At work, too, Rebbi - desolate industrial park near BWI airport. Can see a few inches of blue sky peeking over a partition. Have one for me. Cheers!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:53 pm

Fuckity. I don't want to go to work today.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:23 pm

Damn. I am at work too.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:59 pm

Me too - but work is so much better with a virtual bar.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:03 pm

if only it was virtual work at a real bar...

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:07 pm

EspressoDude wrote:if only it was virtual work at a real bar...

that would be fine but when you actually run the bar it is not fun to be at your own bar.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:19 pm

true, I was thinking about doing other work, like writing, drawing, etc, while in a bar

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:21 pm

would love to, but when your bartenders are not paying attention to the clients. i am the one that gets the word. i will just carve a burning man symbol on the bar and tell them to leave me the fuck alone

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:43 pm

mojo wrote:Me too - but work is so much better with a virtual bar.

Vented on the fuck thread. Feel better now. gimme a beer!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:05 pm

VOOP
(apparent hologram appears and disappears, and as the last smoky feather disappears a little)

wak

The Bar

........................The Sheriff Is Near.......

..........Boy! I bet that's gonna leave a mark.....