The Bar

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:42 pm

No, because I know that i'll crack a smile as soon as i read it!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:45 pm

Box Burner wrote: The real issue is clothing. Way back in the dawn of time some idiot made himself up to be a great high muckity muck because he was able to clothe himself all year round, while the poor guy who had a family to take care of could only afford to clothe his family during the cold winter months.

I've read analyses that say that fasion started not with hiding the body but with penis gourds and other sorts of showing off. Of course, in hunter gatherer tribes there was a real limit to the amount of wealth one could have and if you could put things together with style, it showed something about it. Steven Pinker might even call it a sign of evolutionary merit.

Box Burner wrote:We should all go around naked just so we could stick it to the fashion industry.

I'm all for getting them cut down to size, even though as a bead maker, I do adornment.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:47 pm

helitack wrote: There is something to be said however for a womans ass in a bikini...

I go back to my first point.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:49 pm

Heli--you may not expect this from me, but I don't think that being interested in sex is shallow, or even being interested in women as sexual beings is shallow. I think shallowness is not being able to admit that women are complicated, have their own needs and agendas, and that taking care of themselves is thier first duty is shallow.

I'm not expressing it well.

Of course, remembering that just because a woman 'isn't your type' doesn't mean that she is any less worthy of love, power, admiration, freedom, food, and respect goes a long way towards proving the depth of your character.

Just because in many ways I am a modern liberal, doesn't mean that I think these issues are simple, or that it's possible to remake biological dispositions at will.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote: a three-chambered heart.

But a big, beautiful one. <<MWAAH!>

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:55 pm

Owl sighted in broad daylight! Do we have any blue drinks for her?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:04 pm

Box Burner wrote:eCryptofishist
Box Burner wrote:We should all go around naked just so we could stick it to the fashion industry.
I'm all for getting them cut down to size, even though as a bead maker, I do adornment.

Nothing wrong with adornment or clothes. But they should be fun and not for hiding something that is suppoesed to be "evil and dirty". Nudity is natural and is niether of those things. And the variety of shapes and sizes is part of the fun. A little decoration is sometimes just an expression of ones self. Ans sometimes just for fun.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:10 pm

What the hell happend or is just my browser? very confining

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:14 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Owl sighted in broad daylight! Do we have any blue drinks for her?

Ahh, ain't you sweet.

Rock, I see it too. It's weird, but kind of interesting in a shake things up kind of way.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:15 pm

blueniteowl wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:Owl sighted in broad daylight! Do we have any blue drinks for her?
Ahh, ain't you sweet.

Rock, I see it too. It's weird, but kind of interesting in a shake things up kind of way.

Hey Blue! and Thanks for confirming the problem before I started frigging with my puter

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:16 pm

Posts are only filling half the screen. Odd thing is the first bunch the left half andthe last two the right half. WTF?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:16 pm

They must be playing with the server settings wonder what will be new when they are done?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:16 pm

previous pages are fine.

all posts cut in half....all on left side of screen except Rockdad's and Blue's which are on the right. Are you taking sides?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:17 pm

Did something splitting happen in 1923?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:19 pm

Only in the Bar though? maybe Jewels split personality showing?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:20 pm

i wanna be on the left side, put me on the left side.......

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:21 pm

On the RIGHT? Oh, shit, all my lefy ancestors will surely disown me now. Maybe it was something we drank, one of Alice's little bottles.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:27 pm

push really hard, maybe we can get over there. (i had the little pink bottle, which one did you drink?)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:29 pm

Maybe the software hates how long the thread is and is trying to stop us.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:31 pm

wOW, AND i THOUGHT i WAS X -EYED

2 EYES..2 SIDES TO THE POSTS.....CAN I WOK 'TWEEN EM W/O HITTIN MY HEAD?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:31 pm

WTF???

Gonna be hell to see the beer or cute gurls posted.......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:32 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Did something splitting happen in 1923?

We can always blame Hitler. Or a volcano, if you prefer

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:38 pm

We've been spilling too much booze on the floor.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:46 pm

So the bar itself got drunk and is seeing double?

Wow.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:47 pm

Sounds like a perfectly logical explanation to me.

Gingher · Post by **Gingher** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:50 pm

Can we still drink in this place?? I'll wear a bikini or some beads or whatever you want--just pass me a frozen margarita! It's 105 out today for cryin out loud!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:52 pm

Yes lets talk more about bikini's

Gingher · Post by **Gingher** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:55 pm

Ok do you want the pink one or the silver spacegirl one? Ladies, would you join me here?? Maybe the guys will buy us all drinks!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:56 pm

Here you go, bikini!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:59 pm

Pink Bikini's always look good