The Bar

SecretOperativeBear · Post by **SecretOperativeBear** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:37 am

A smoldering bear walks into the bar and sits down near the snacks.

GGGGGgggrrrrrrr. Wiff Wiff Wiff

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:15 am

?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:00 am

A bear secret agent, a gerbil, a duck and a BBQ sandwich walk into a bar and order a . . . no, its too much. A beer, please.
First one here this morning. Better get the coffee started, too.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:07 am

maybe an S.O.B. isn't all it's quacked up to be.....

i thin the duck metamorhed into a gerbil, and the bear into a sand witch

anyway, Espresso's ON @EspressoCamp.....pop thru the wormhole and I'll fill pull ya a couple shots.....
light up the eyes and smiles on this overcast dreary morning,,,
but fuck, at least it not a work day (for most)..

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:04 am

going to do a little boating now........have a great day everyone.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:28 am

arrrr I see bear tracks in the snacks

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:54 am

morning all..

beautiful day in the desert, sun beaming softly about 76 degrees, with a whisper of a breeze...

already got some starbucks lightnote, but I'll take an expresso E-dude if you're back there

<peeks over the bar and looks down at someone's plummers crack, as they scrounge in the bottom cabinets>

Is that you E-dude?......

the rebbi

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:58 am

<NEB shows disturbance underneath, as if someone might be stretching... gentle groans are heard, then sounds of limbs bumping against the floor as the disturbance moves closer to the edge of the NEB>

WHUMP

Ow. G'morning. OJ?

X.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:59 am

Remember to Boat safely, Jewel....

Tip # 33 - Keep you're drink full, and nearby, in case the boat sinks...

the rebbi

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:18 am

i've been up since 5AM, CDT. almost time for a beer.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:44 am

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:morning all..

beautiful day in the desert, sun beaming softly about 76 degrees, with a whisper of a breeze...

already got some starbucks lightnote, but I'll take an expresso E-dude if you're back there

<peeks over the bar and looks down at someone's plummers crack, as they scrounge in the bottom cabinets>

Is that you E-dude?......

the rebbi

Yo Rebbi:

I be rooting around under here, butt I aint got no plumber's crack, thank u. Still skinny so my pants arent THAT low (unless I not wearin ANY!)....waist size only 1" bigger than in high school was 32 now 33....

ANYWAY yo didn't come in for that so, how 'bout a douple Espresso?

I think theres some beer here 2, Joel

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:59 am

cool... how you're weather shaping up today?

the rebbi

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:31 am

Morning all! It's a beautiful day in the valley. Hot Air ballon came down out back they had some kind of problem chase vehicles took it away so we had a little excitment this morning....

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:36 am

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:cool... how you're weather shaping up today?

the rebbi

cool, overcast 56 headed for 70 maybe

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:40 am

As is it a beee-youtiful day here in Oaksterdam.

Sunny and clear and even a bit warmish.

What I want to know is - who brought the gerbil burgers? Think I'll pass on that! At least until lunch!

Welcome to the pub, SOB. And good morning to all the awesome people here!!!

Do we still have that bottle of Tullamore Dew stashed in back? How about an Irish Coffee?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:11 am

sue! smooch

lowlandr · Post by **lowlandr** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:04 pm

It's beautiful today here in North Georgia.
Teek and I are headed down to the lake (Lanier).
It's almost 200 yards away lol so quite the hike :)
I hope you all are in a good spot wherever that may be.

SecretOperativeBear · Post by **SecretOperativeBear** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:06 pm

Mr. Bear takes the live gerbil and removes the bun from the sandwich. Bear then places the girbil between the meat and the top bun, and presses down hard until there is a sqeek. Bear then takes a bite of a healthy "live" snack.

Thanks Duck.....I was famished.

-bEaR

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:08 pm

SecretOperativeBear wrote:A smoldering bear walks into the bar and sits down near the snacks.

GGGGGgggrrrrrrr. Wiff Wiff Wiff

Why are you smoldering? no real Cal fires yet this season

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:43 pm

Good afternoon barflys! Welcome SOB.

It is a drop dead gorgeous day here in SB, although i am at work on a holiday just to do some catching up without the phones bugging me.

So...party, party, party!!!!!!!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:54 pm

Hey Mozy, >smooch<, happy 1939!

Something about this page resonates with the theme this year... Hmmm...

Better break out the PBR and think about it.

bb

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:09 pm

I've only got a second and I've got a quick announcement:

There's a real good chance that Blue isn't wearing any underwear today. She didn't yesterday, I know for a fact.

That is all.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:20 pm

SNITCH!!!

(I had to be VERY sure I spelled that right)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:21 pm

Nice, real nice.

But you are correct. I did not wear underwear yesterday, haven't worn any today, and probably won't either.

Good afternoon Sensei.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:29 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Nice, real nice.

But you are correct. I did not wear underwear yesterday, haven't worn any today, and probably won't either.

Good afternoon Sensei.

another commando...

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:37 pm

I've been so much happier since I stopped wearing underwear...

:)

X.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:39 pm

That cuts it... I going sans the underwear in tribute to Blue...

Ta Daaaaaa!!!!!!!!

there...

thee rebbi

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:45 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:That cuts it... I going sans the underwear in tribute to Blue...

Awwww, ain't you sweet.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:56 pm

<grin> While Panty Camp seems to have a neat idea... commando is truly the way to go.

Alright, I'm off to shop for costume fabrics.. wish me luck, and have wonderful days!

X.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:28 pm

* Bambi walks in to the bar and glances over at S.O.B in time to see a Gerbil part Bears lips from the inside and scurry out of Bears mouth and into a pocket on those cliche overalls Bears always seem to wear*
I knew it ! That gerbil is a performance artist . Don't be fooled people, Bear and Desert Duck do this act everywhere they go. Bear was spotted eating that same gerbil at a local Petco.In front of a group of first- graders on a feild trip to their first pet store. Then the following night was spotted earning free drinks somewhere in the Castro. That gerbil is legendary. He gets eaten 10 or 12 times a week.

Oh and Bear, glad to see you here.
I've got to go buy you a new outfit, those overalls have got to go. While I'm out I'll cancel the gift certificate to Victorias Secret, for Blue. I'll pick up some more snacks for Bear. Something a little more balanced than chips and gerbil dip, and Jeebus Christ Bear , keep your underwear on!
I'll be back in awhile.

The Bar

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