Cocktail waitresses wanted

KBALL · Post by **KBALL** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:36 pm

7 Sins Lounge is seeking a few fun loving female burners to join our friendly bar as official cocktail waitresses. 7 sins has a long history as one of the friendliest small bars on the playa. We would now like to add table service during select evenings for our guests. Interested gals should be fun, friendly and easily amused! Successful applicants will enjoy camping in a high profile camp with some relatively interesting new friends. Our bar is fully stocked and operates every night of the burn. We take pride in offering a low-key, welcoming environment for our guests. For more confusing details about us, see www.7sinslounge.org. Interested??? Email [email protected].

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:40 pm

and so it begins.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:34 pm

C'mon Chai, don't be hatin'... Besides, I'm sure someone, somewhere will be advertising for a pool boy soon enough, and then you'll be jumpin' at the chance. And you'll have to jump pretty damned fast if you're going to beat me to it. In the mean time:

Dear Mr. Balls,

I'd like to be considered for a, ah, er , position, yeah, that's the ticket, a position, in your li'l camp. While I'm not female, I love fun loving female burners so I figure I'll fit right the fuck in.

Kisses!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:38 pm

I'm not female either but I can certainly be a cocktail waitress. Sign me up.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:28 pm

with those legs sensei, got my vote.

tick... tick... tick... just waiting for the dramatic

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:35 pm

I will definately be taking applications for pool and cabana boys. And some of you may think that you have an edge since you know me and all, but I'm telling you that I'm only looking for weaklings willing to cater to my every need.

Further information will be released at a later date. Though starting to cater to my needs now, may give you a head start.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:07 pm

Wanted:

I will definately be taking applications for pool and cabana boys.

Madame.......

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:07 pm

Blue I just made your favorite drink over in the Bar and polished a stool for Ya!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:09 pm

Damn it was a close tie....TITWI Damn Ya

KBALL · Post by **KBALL** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:32 am

Wow...I didnt know this was such an exclusive club where only the cool kids can play. My mistake. Oh well. I'll just take my ball and go home.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:52 am

I have to hand it to you, we don't traditionally see this type of shameless begging and sexual stereotyping until late May or early June. You might have better luck on Craigslist if you offered them a free ticket or a ride in your RV or something.

Oh, and be careful what you wish for.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:04 am

How about a free RV? That's the ticket!

And Sensei has my vote - what legs! WOOHOO!!!

bb

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:04 am

KBALL wrote:... I'll just take my ball and go home.

Wait one galdarned minute: you mean to say that you've only got one ball?

Well Mr. Balls, if that really is your name, you can just consider my application withdrawn.

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:18 am

Is it just me, or is everyone way too sensitive this year? By the time BM rolls around everyone will be vibrating balls of indignation.

I've got an idea...

I'll start a sex camp, that caters to single men, I'll staff it with female cabana boys and male cocktail waitresses. We'll be voyeur and self-orgamatic friendly, we'll commission JiffyLube for some really obscene are and we'll serve our guests cocktails made with all the flavors of Nyquil

On the night of the burn we'll have a yahoo-only MOOP party, with a pool full of loose feathers and unattached sequins, and a sign that reads nympho Inside over it. Veteran burners can stand on the side hurling flaming barbs at the yahoos in a 'Who Can Make The lLngest Burn Scar' competition--but keep them running once they're lit--you don't get extra points on a stop-drop-and roll.

Finally, we'll all have a mutant vehicle hi-speed drag race out to the temple burn.

Who's with me?

On, and I can't name it or anything 'cos that'd ruin this cool 'lurker' thing I've got going

And maybe, if we get time, we can play some allanon Scrabble.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:42 am

lurker wrote:everyone will be vibrating balls of indignation..

Things that sound dirty and aren't.

lurker wrote: allanon Scrabble.

Too ferking funny!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:53 am

Finally, we'll all have a mutant vehicle hi-speed drag race out to the temple burn.

Art Cars weren't the first thing to cross my mind when I read this.

PrincessCharming · Post by **PrincessCharming** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:12 pm

Ahahaa! Yeah..! a drag queen race.. That would be great. Hey KBall: speaking of which, how about some drag queen cocktail waitresses for your bar? Get bitched at for free with your drink. There ya go..

Here I go, all balled up and vibrating in indignation (har!):
Or maybe you were envisioning something a little more like HOOter's??
You mentioned a qualification would be "easily amused".. like when the waitress laughs at your jokes cause you're such a card, oh, and you're her paycheck? Pardon me if I'm way off here, but it sure sounds like "Hooters" to me.

I'd take drag queens any day..

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:48 am

Okay, yeah, way too easily offended (we're bastards. it's the internet. get the fuck over it), but I would like to offer up a tiny bit of defense for Kball. I spent a few evenings at the 7 sins lounge last year, and it was a great place to be. Very friendly folks, excellent drinks, etc.

Necco · Post by **Necco** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:57 pm

I concur with Jezebel - waaay to much sensitivity. Used to be much "looser" and more relaxed... yeah... fun, even!

Perhaps Mr. Balls is just "throwin it out there" for the fun of it. I stopped by 7 Sins last year, and it wasn't such a bad place.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:16 pm

i third that vote on sensitivity. the good thing is bman is one of those rare and fantastic places that ignite people past apathy - into passion and action. the bad thing its sometimes taken too far.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:43 pm

Okay, I've got the all volunteer cocktail waitress work schedule all worked out. Spec, you're working Thursday night and Sunday night (wear the heals - they really work for you); Necco, you've got Wednesday and Friday night (two words - more cleavage!). Jez, you're working Tuesday and Saturday night (sorry!). Shifts are from 8pm to 4am.

Glad to see you people steppin' up to the plate.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:38 am

Yeah, I'll be bartending during the burn... cause that's exactly where my priorities lie.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:23 pm

Jez, I just fell madly in love with you.

Smooch!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:34 am

Are you guys going to totally gonzo yourselves into the position? Because that would be pretty funny.

Sensei--btw I may have just the dress for you...

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:35 pm

I'm told I have a generally bad attitude and I absolutely hate waiting on people. But I do have some fairly recent publicity photos that have been almost imperceptably altered to make my breasts look bigger.

Are you still taking applications?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:31 pm

well?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:56 pm

Still checking your references...

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:52 pm