The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:08 pm

just boating or waterskiing too. I'll have a little of that myself.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:11 pm

boating only today. it's actually the first sunny day in weeks! but very, very windy. water is really cold too. come on out.......rides for all

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:11 pm

oH mY! i jUsT rEcIeVeD a g sTrInG wItH dIaMoNds oN iT aNd a dOzEn rOsEs! sOmEoNe iS gEtTiNg a VERY SpEcIaL LaP dAnCe tOmoRrOw nIgHt.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:13 pm

Wow, you sure don't come cheap girl.
What color roses?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:15 pm

Gimme another hit of that Mystery Booze. No glass please.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:15 pm

you must be mighty talented! i'm surprised he sent roses though, such an ordinary flower to go with the diamond g-string.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:19 pm

Heres a bottle for ya BC. A whole case on the bar.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:37 pm

tHe rOsEs aRe mY fAvOrItE CoLoR, pInK. tHe tOp tO tHe g sTrInG hAs dIaMoNds tOo, bLaCk bIkInI, hOt, hOt, hOt. iT WiLL tAkE fOrEvEr fOr tOmOrRoW tO gEt hErE. iT hAs bEeN vErY hOt wHeRe hE iS, hE bEtTer sAvE hIs sTrEnGtH.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:50 pm

pour glass. pulls out lighter

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:55 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:... tHe tOp tO tHe g sTrInG hAs dIaMoNds tOo, bLaCk bIkInI, hOt, hOt, hOt.

No way. BS, I don't believe it. It's not hot and it's probably not even a g string.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:39 pm

WeLL, tHe bOtToM hAs tHrEe DaNgLy dIaMoNds oN tHe bAcK aNd tHe tOp hAs tHrEe DaNgLy dIaMoNds bEtWeEn tHe cUpS, tHeY aRe nOt LiKe 1 cArAt aPiEcE bUt tHeY aRe PrObAbLy 2 cArAtS ToTaL. i kNoW wHeRe hE gOt tHeM aT tHe fOrUm sHoPs aT cAeSaRs PaLaCe.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:40 pm

NO, you're making it up.

but you do have a marvelous imagination.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:12 pm

I was dreamin when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast
But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant 2 last
War is all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fight
So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like its 1999
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin
If u didn't come 2 party,
Dont bother knockin on my door
I got a lion in my pocket,
And baby he's ready 2 roar
Yeah, everybody's got a bomb,
We could all die any day
But before I'll let that happen,
I'll dance my life away

Oh, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
We're runnin outta time
So tonight we gonna party like it's 1999

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:17 pm

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:53 pm

iT iS sOrT oF LiKe tHiS bUt sExIeR aNd hAs a mAtChInG tOp

eDiTeD, tHe pIcTuRe sUx

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:07 pm

Nice invisible panties very nice but the diamonds must be very small I can not see them...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:12 pm

Whooo Hoooo!!! Party my ass like it's 1999....

1999

<throws hands in the air and frantickly waves them around>

Y2K Y2K!!!!!! Hide your farm animals and G-Strings....

Y2K is almost here..... REPENT your Sins Now before it's too late...

Y2k

Y2k

Y2k

Y2k

Y2k

the rebbi

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:24 pm

It's Tisha2K. And I'd recommend refilling before you repent. What'll it be?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:28 pm

i could use a week's worth of stiff drinks.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:33 pm

gIn aNd tOnIc?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:39 pm

This fella should last a week.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:41 pm

a gAy MuScLe bOy, nOt gOoD fOr mUcH

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:48 pm

so uBeRpLaYa, what does a really special lap dance get that a regular one does not. stupid question maybe, but i'd really like to know...........

what happened to your avatar? It seemed like the perfect fit

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:50 pm

The gin's for you. The stiff drink is for Joel.

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:52 pm

AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAACK!!!!

Okay, I feel better now.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:54 pm

i wOrK tHe 3-11 sHiFt tOmOrRoW sO tHe mAn iS dRiViNg iN fRoM tHe dEsErT tOmOrRoW aFtErnOoN aNd iS cOmInG tO tHe cLuB. sInCe i cAn'T sPeNd aLL mY tImE wItH hIm, i WiLL gIvE hIm tHe SpEcIaL LaP dAnCe wHeN i gEt hIm tO mY hOuSe, tHeN tHe RuLeS cHanGe aNd aNyThInG cAn hAPpEn.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:56 pm

Long day, WNC?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:57 pm

i understand now............it's the

"SUPER DUPER LAP DANCE PLATINUM SPECIAL EDITION"

thanks for clearing that up.

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:58 pm

Long day, WNC?

long week, haven't slept more than five hours and I am beyond tired.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:58 pm

pLuS iT cAn bE mOrE tHaN jUsT a LaP dAnCe!

The Bar

...................God's Gonna Git U, Son!..........