CRUSH THIS

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:38 am

Aw fuck it, I have a crush on everyone right now. Spread the love!

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:36 am

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III · Post by **III** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:50 am

i've been crushing on technopatra lately.

whooda thunk.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:02 am

And what does Precip think about your crush on Technopatra? From what I gather about her, she's not someone I'd want to tick off.

III · Post by **III** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:41 am

>what does Precip think about your crush on Technopatra

not sure what she thinks of it. most of p's interactions with her have been in the context of the eplaya debate, and there have been other people involved that colored the whole thing, so i think for now she's just taking a neutral stance on the whole thing.

she may, in the future, however, decide that it's worth ridiculing me for. it's not like i've never made fun of her crushes.

btw - in this context (and more for tp's sake than p's) crush means that they're someone who's company (virtual or in real life) i've enjoyed enough to wish to continue the experience, rather than a desire to play hot sweaty naked monkey games with them.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:50 am

mmmmm - hot sweaty naked monkey games.

III · Post by **III** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:53 am

well, not that hot naked sweaty monkey games are out of the question. only that it's not the intent of bringing it up here.

so - pets - can i buy you a beer sometime?

ecliptic · Post by **ecliptic** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:06 pm

I've had a small crush on Pets since we camped next to each other in '02. She's a cutie, and has the personality to match.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:14 pm

ecliptic wrote:I've had a small crush on Pets since we camped next to each other in '02. She's a cutie, and has the personality to match.

hey hey hey now theres a thread for that.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... eastiality

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:24 pm

I haven't met Pets but I've sure heard about her. The words that come up are: Smart, cute, intelligent, beautiful, and again cute. Notice the trend there?

DeFacto, Bestiality? Why on earth did you (or Digiman) start a thread on that?

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:29 pm

Kinetic II wrote: DeFacto, Bestiality? Why on earth did you (or Digiman) start a thread on that?

Did you read the thread?

I dont particularly care for Beastiality. however as I said, I have a lot of people that are into watching the movies. I personally think it sucks.

It was what i was going through at the time and had to get it off my chest.

If you must know.

Rob the wop did justice by it by turning it to the lighter side of it though.

(Most patheticlly wealthy people are pathetic.)

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:47 pm

Actually I skimmed it. I have a very short attention span, 7 seconds and things are toast more often than not. So I'll go back and reread before posting again.

Damn, it's been a very long and strange day.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:49 pm

for me it has been a productive day.
you sound like you need some rest.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:30 pm

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:50 am

There is no rest for the exhausted. And that is what I am right now. When I post it means I'm getting a break and people are leaving me alone. So the eplaya is my break.

Back on topic I have a crush on Ivy, (who doesn't), Technopatra (that's going to come back on me, I just know it), and a few others. Precip is taken so I won't go there.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:08 am

Kinetic II wrote:Precip is taken so I won't go there.

Dude, if having crushes on "taken" people is wrong, I'm going to burn in the deepest levels of hell for all eternity.

Well, okay, I would probably do that anyway. But you see what I mean.

drowned_saved · Post by **drowned_saved** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:40 am

i'm falling in love with myself all over again (and again).
hairy palms be damned!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:42 am

drowned_saved wrote:i'm falling in love with myself all over again (and again).
hairy palms be damned!

There you go! I've also found that, as the blindness progresses, my fantasy life gets more realistic...

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:19 am

Simply put:

1. Foamin'

2. At

3. The

4. Mouth

And I'm certain I'm not alone on this.

... don't... use... emoticon... no... smileys... smileys... ba-a-a-a-ad...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:26 am

Blenderhead - wanna form a Foam Fan Club?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:27 am

Foamin' certainly makes my short-list of crushes. You can easily sense the density of her dendrite nets and the unmistakeable perfume of her neurotransmitters is heady indeed! What really makes her special to me is the genuine smile that comes through when she posts. Very crushy!

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:40 am

Lydia Love wrote:Blenderhead - wanna form a Foam Fan Club?

Hell-fucking-yeah, as long as it doesn't involve establishing a separate thread. No more threads (unless they're in tips-n-tricks)!

Oh, and only if it doesn't interfere with my duties in the LL Fan Club.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:57 am

my duties in the LL Fan Club.

I hope those duties consist entirely of sitting around in the sun eating eggs benedict and sipping mimosas.

Ok... I skipped breakfast so that's the most heavenly sounding thing I can think of right now....

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 1:59 pm

Fine, I have a crush on
1: Foamin
2: Precip
3: Ivy

Ivy is because of her sheer talent, Precip is because of her attitude and knowledge, and Foamin is hard to explain. Sometimes you can't explain. It's just there.

And I offer apologies to all offended, if any. At least I'm not alone.

foamin' at the mouth · Post by **foamin' at the mouth** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:26 pm

Aw, blush but I know I'm just fresh meat and anyway I wanna join the Lydia fan club or at least indulge in a few mimosa's with her on some occasion, some day! I love Lydia Love.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:43 pm

foamin' at the mouth wrote:Aw, blush but I know I'm just fresh meat and anyway I wanna join the Lydia fan club or at least indulge in a few mimosa's with her on some occasion, some day! I love Lydia Love.

Come one foam, keep it real. You know this isn't a fresh meat thing, and we all have crushes on Lydia so your attempt to deflect is useless. Besides, its perfectly acceptable to be both worshiper and worshipee when it comes to crushy goodness.

Ask me or Lydia about the MKKS, -we might just have a spot for you.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:20 am

Lydia Love wrote:sitting around in the sun eating eggs benedict and sipping mimosas

Sorry Lydia, you're gonna have to count my furry butt in your fan club now. But as a side benefit, I'll bring some nibby bars for desert.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:17 pm

how come nobody has a crush on me? I'm HOT!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:20 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:how come nobody has a crush on me?

I've had a crush on you for ages! I was just too shy to post about it.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:27 pm

Aww, Thanks! Heh heh, I'm sorry I had to make a shameless ploy for attention, but crushes are FUN. I made a cartoon about it, but I dont know how to post it.