New Topic. Anything new, for the love of God.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:34 pm

Things are getting a bit static. Let's mix it up.

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:36 pm

Go for it. You're on!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:37 pm

ARRRRRGGHHHHHH! Someone poke holes in the top of my jar!

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:41 pm

I know. So let's do something REALLY different!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:03 am

Once upon a time...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:38 am

A three quarter moon hung over the low mountains amidst a splatter of twinkling stars in a cloudless sky. On the oposite horizon a large crecent moon was slowly fading into the light of the rising sun. A small fock of threefoots broke cover and scurried across the clearing and disappeared into the brush again, their low warbling cries fading into the dawn. When Seth stood up a tree-hopper bounced up the the branches of the tree near where he had been sitting and shreiked and hooted from the topmost limb. "sorry little fella." he said. As he slung the particle rifle over his shoulder and started up the hill. Ducking under low branches and weaving around stumps and rocks, he reached the top just in time to see a light come on in the cabin and he knew that the old man was just heading out to start up the inverters and check the livestock.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:43 am

OK your turn. what happens next.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:28 pm

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:31 pm

i dress up as a fluffy pink tampon and get shot as a terrorist while attempting to jump up the statue of liberty's crotch.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:19 pm

...and just as i began my climb up the base to the statue of liberty, a DHS agent - fully aware of the fact that I was up to no good fired two darts into my ass and proceeded to inject it with 250,000 volts from a taser.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:29 pm

I'm being portrayed in a made for tv movie (A&E) due out in June. For real.

astaplatz · Post by **astaplatz** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:28 pm

he said, but the cop didnt buy it and proceeded to lift his pants off very-very slowly... we know you are secretly smugling focks into the statues anus! how dare you!

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:29 pm

This neatly bolsters my theory that anal play is a pure outgrowth of boredom.

we0ne · Post by **we0ne** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:51 pm

SED, what praytel is the name of your movie? For what are you being portrayed?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:06 pm

Says the cop, successfully distracting Bill as his pants fall to his ankles. Suddenly, a National Lampoon film crew rounds the corner with floodlights blazing, film rolling. "You claim to be the tampoon of doom, but look! You couldn't plug a Barbie with an applicator like that." the cop, crew and entire studio audience erupt in laughter

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:14 pm

It was then, when the pickle-wieht-the-ticket was going down my throat, that I knew: I didn't want a pickle.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:56 am

Ranger Genius wrote:It was then, when the pickle-wieht-the-ticket was going down my throat, that I knew: I didn't want a pickle.

You just wanted to "ride on your Motor Sickle"?

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:40 am

The movie is Touch the Top of the World. It's broadcasting on A&E this coming Sunday.

About ten years ago I took a blind man named Erik Weihenmayer climbing. We trained for Mt. McKinley (North America's tallest peak) and made it to the top. After a few other climbs, Erik decided that he wanted to climb all the highest peaks in the world and has done that. I settled down and got a job and had a family. Erik wrote a book and sold the rights to A&E.

My character is "Sam".

You can get more info at the A&E site or at touchthetop.com

Thanks for your interest.