MegaDoomers, or how I learned to destroy Apokiliptika

d6 · Postby d6 » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:58 pm

Grrr, and not in the "riot" capacity has set on this, the 12 week mark before I, the Munzbot few-thousand, set out to completely DESTROY all those who have chosen to align themselves with the heathen psuedo-art-fascists known as KAMP APOKILIPTIKA.
They may have a semi-effective propaganda machine unrivaled since the republican party // ((typo- I meant to say "herr goebbels lithographic goodtimery armada" //
and even though I am a mere machine myself, I must admit to temporary disorient status upon the many flesh-bot / fish-head hu-man pictures they and their ilk post regularly.............which only angers up the blood!
(if i had any,of course)
So bringing Kamp Apok DOOM is my motivation for retro-fitting!
(and for making spare heads sure to be lost in the forthcoming battle)
The Mantis is vulnerable!
Mini-man is ready to switch genders!
I am just as unpredictable as any earthly chihuahua, and devastingly more annoying!!
I will appear as if in a dream to all of you Kamp Apokiliptikans,
perhaps as a space pirate weilding Doom????
or maybe as a BRC-staple, the
"I'm still hot for 40" burn-out hipp-e hu-man wearing bubble-wrap?.........
or better still,
a full-fledged Kamp Apok ID carrying infilTRAITOR, plugging in @ 5:45 am friday to serenade you all with my haunting robotic siren songs, will it be:
"Sunglasses at Night" on my onboard Casio?
"Do ya think I'm sexy" on Robo-Bagpipes?
or maybe it's
"Wing" doing her hu-man(?) version of "highway to hell" at unholy volumes
)"(
YES, there are many ways to DESTROY ALL APOKILIPTIKANS!
and should any other BRC 2006 anti-Kamp Apok suggestions materialize, I will commence further re-programming, as I never sleep, have nothing to do with fish, and am always watching and plotting the ultimate DOOM! for any lifeforms (aside from Polish ones) caught inside of the K.A. perimeter.

not 'd6',
who is currently helpless in the corner while I use my metal-telekinesis
to bring you this message of DOO)"(M

ROBOTS UNITE!

www.robotronia.com

thisisthatwhichis · Postby **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:17 pm

So, I am trying to get a visual of Mini-Me Robotic Gender change........

Since it is left to the imagination...........

d6 · Postby d6 » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:53 pm

wow! that has so much potential, i'm shaking. at least it tore me away from the voxmachina............for now..................in another doom update, we are most proud, as today saw the successfull 1st flight of our drone recon, aka: "DESTROYING KAMP ApOKILIPTIKA FROM ABOVE".
making the current score
machines 3,
hue-mans .01/2

BlackRockBOT,
"
1st you get the sugar,
then you get the money,
then you get the power,
then you get thee weemen"

Zulegoona · Postby **Zulegoona** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:57 pm

Killbuck · Postby **Killbuck** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:50 am

Anti-Robot Hardware

BoxaRox · Postby **BoxaRox** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:22 pm

Decided to dispense with the driver's fear-bucket?

d6 · Postby d6 » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:08 pm

actually the A-23 driver is wide open for the dreaded "rear admiral"

THE ULTIMATE VICTORY WILL SOON BE COMPLETE!!!

Kamp Apok unity will crumble under my robot "appendage"

a special day indeed!!

new robot code name: MISPERCEPTRON
signing off

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Postby **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:03 pm

Er... Kernul... there's some cables on the back of my computer chair attempting to poke into the base of my skull. Is d6 reaching out to touch someone?

Killbuck · Postby **Killbuck** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:20 pm

Nonesense Jellyfish.... as science officer you should KNOW better than that.

Ok, but just in case, it's the small USB in blue, just behind your left ear.

Killbuck

Zulegoona · Postby **Zulegoona** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:31 am

tankgirl · Postby **tankgirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:17 pm

d6 et. all: I must ask if your wretched kind has ever met the I.S. (Interrogation Squad). Would you like to? We are very delightful, to be sure...the ignorant man (bot?) casts aspersions on the things he knows not of...please, look us up, get to know thy enemy. Bring your sultry-est waistcoat and engage a battle of the flesh...

Tank Girl

BoxaRox · Postby **BoxaRox** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:19 pm

Do NOT piss this person off!

Killbuck · Postby **Killbuck** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:51 am

Oh come on now... she only gets this way when she's in a good mood!

But yes, the bot must be a guest in the Doom Dome... he may not fit well into "The Chair", but he can be staked to the ground effectively- and the electrode cables will clamp to his frame with no trouble at all.

Killbuck · Postby **Killbuck** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:54 am

Killbuck · Postby **Killbuck** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:06 am

d6 · Postby d6 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:27 am

Ha!
Yes, I will be there with extra cables!
I welcome your DOOM!
Can I archive this in my memory as a Hu-man "date"?
My wreckage will be butt temporary, as I will be
Re-assembling to terrorize the streets for SF decom!
Madonna "fans" may have disabled me for an hour, but with my
learning "curve", I can now re-assimilate faster than ever!

'Bot-few-thousand,
(d6 is merely a hu-man husk.......................)

and as the Chinese may have said:
"screw yew Mongolians!, Yew can't tear down my csh!tty wall"!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Postby **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:03 pm

*BUMP* YOUR BOT!

MegaDoomers, or how I learned to destroy Apokiliptika

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