Join Lazy Burners! - Bringing Luxury to the Playa

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:59 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:....which brings up another concern.

What steps are going to be taken to protect us from the many
nihilists and those doom fellers who will likely take a dim view of all
the luxury, and try to ruin the event for all of us ? How can we secure our luxurious surroundings from them?

I guess you'll have to address that question to others.
Camp Herring is trying to save the event from doom that's all.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:03 pm

Dear lazyburners,

Are there secret compartments in your RV? Because I am a cat. And technically I'm not supposed to be on the playa, so you will have to sneak me in.

And I prefer a high quality porter or stout for my beverage, and salmon over tuna, please.

Oh... and while naked human women are a sight to look at, for me they are ultimately of no real service... save for a warm lap and keeping my food and water bowls clean and filled. But other than that, I prefer feline female companions and I want a whole bunch of them there in the RV with me. They have six nipples instead of just two.

And I guess you'll have to sneak them in too, come to think of it...

Oh and machine gun nests... I want a couple of machine gun nests and maybe a flame thrower.

Thanks ever so much,

LCN

PS... you will not have to worry about cleaning a litter box, as I am completely toilet trained. No worries about stinking up the place. Although I will certainly take advantage of you wiping my butthole for me with the babywipes. I'll take any chance I can to get out of cleaning myself. It makes my first couple of beers taste funny.

Tafkah · Post by **Tafkah** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:40 am

Will Lazy Burners supply the party favors? No, I'm not talking about funny hats and whistles.

lazyburners · Post by **lazyburners** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:45 am

that's one task that you'll have to sort out for yourself.

lazyburners · Post by **lazyburners** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:59 pm

Lazy Burners will be holding a seminar in Reno, Nevada on August 5th to show fellow burners how to remove grey water from an RV and where to legally and safely do it without harming the environment.

This will be an "off-the-playa" service to not only fellow burners, but the global community as a whole.

We belive in spoiling your asses while on the playa by our motto "bringing luxury to the playa," but we also believe that you don't have to be at Burning Man to live by the Burning Man ethos.

Email us at [email protected] if you are interested in the seminar and meetup if you are going to be renting an RV or you own one.

Don't forget to add us to your friends list on myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/lazyburners

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:17 am

....My God! You mean we`ll have to mess with removing all that dirty, mucky water? ...You don`t have someone on staff qualified to do this?

I thought this was going to be a luxury focused vacation...?

Isn`t there some kind of Grey-Water Waiver fee we could pay so we don`t have to deal with all that nastiness?

Please. Sometimes inquiring minds really Don`t want to know.