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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:49 am

janet & latoya: "it's no fair, mikey's got bigger boobs, and he gets all the young boys"
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:19 pm

Newsflash -

Becoming bored with molesting little boys, Jackson decides to molest baby boys while nursing them. "They'll never expect that!" Jackson was rumored to say.

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Post by Miss_Malibu » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:29 am

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Have a cluckety-cluck-cluck day

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Post by ibdave » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:17 am

The next shift of workers walking to the Chernobyl Nuclear Power plant..
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Post by Rockdad » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:37 am

Just a bunch of big dicks protesting at the national asshat convention
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Post by Davoid » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:20 pm

My seven younger brothers! I've been looking for that picture!

Still waiting for my hand-me-down clothes, I see.

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Post by AntiM » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:32 pm

Bigger than you? They make them bigger than you?

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:00 pm

guys that didn't make it into the Hari Krsna movement....
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Post by geekster » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:24 pm

Rural Iowans learn the full impact of the latest mumps epidemic. Severely painful and causing restriction in one's mobility, these sufferers line up outside the local urgent care clinic.
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Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:16 pm

Hey, isn't that Big Cock in the first row, on the left, without his chicken head?

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Post by Ron » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:39 pm

And now we know why Snow White stayed with the Seven Dwarves...

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:26 pm

Willy Wonka and the Sausage Factory
TITWI

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Post by Miss_Malibu » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:46 pm

You definatley win that one Ron lol
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Post by Miss_Malibu » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:45 pm

which one of thems grumpy then?

(come to think of it which one is bashful? lol)
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:29 pm

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TITWI

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Post by EspressoDude » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:42 pm

kiss my glass balls
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Post by Davoid » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:38 am

Wow, I clipped that pic out of a newspaper years ago when it ran, and I'm very happy to see it resurface in all its trophy dildo glory. Cheerio!

(oh...caption...uh, something about holes....balls...strokes...wood...)

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Post by pinemom » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:39 am

"just wait till we get home, my lovely"
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:36 am

FOUND! The solution to playa overheating! Freeze a bunch of these for thermal emergencies!!!

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Post by Ron » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:43 am

"Hsssss, my precious......"


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Post by Davoid » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:31 am

*sniffs deeply*

"Did Se Ri Pak win this last year?"

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:44 am

This is your hemorrhoid treatment! Quickly, before it melts!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:54 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:37 pm

So she kissed the frog and and and instead of it turning into a handsome prince, she turned into a shrew.
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Post by pinemom » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:29 pm

havingan addiction is one thing having a shrew on your back, is your mother in law
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Post by Davoid » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:01 am

"You sure you're not a scorpion in mouse's clothing?"

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Post by Ron » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:23 am

Disowned by their families, cast aside by their friends, true love kept our heros together.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:26 am

"Our children are gonna look funny."

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Post by Miss_Malibu » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:47 am

Are you sure its in yet, cos I cant feel anything...
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:39 pm

"for the ride, that'll be 6 flies Mr Pennyweather."
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