Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:27 pm

FireWire wrote:Don't loose your head, EL, stay focus, get a grip and YOINK!!! I'll think you will be cured after "critical tits race" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

I'll manage to stay focused I hope.
But Fire Wire! Cured you say??
As you know(?) we were planning to have a camp lockdown during the CriticalT Event.
We are in this together and there will be no cure until doom is ensured canceled.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:26 pm

Ok, let's see... he told you to quote: "get a grip and Yoink." Ya know, 9 outa ten guys WOULD in such a situation, so it's really nothing to be ashamed of.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:48 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Ok, let's see... he told you to quote: "get a grip and Yoink." Ya know, 9 outa ten guys WOULD in such a situation bla bla bla..

And then walk straight into the trap of doom ?
It's not that easy Kernul Killbuck we are not going to fall for that trick.
*** I salute the invention of the filtering goggles! ***

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:10 am

EL Wire wrote:
Kernul Killbuck wrote:Ok, let's see... he told you to quote: "get a grip and Yoink." Ya know, 9 outa ten guys WOULD in such a situation bla bla bla..
And then walk straight into the trap of doom ?
It's not that easy Kernul Killbuck we are not going to fall for that trick.
*** I salute the invention of the filtering goggles! ***

Off course we'll not walk into the trap of doom!
Remember our anti-nude-policy and don't forget to wear the filtering-goggles.
Then we'll not loose our concentration and save the world from doom!

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:37 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:43 am

d6 · Post by d6 » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:23 am

AND YOU DOOMERS CALL YOURSELVES A Militarized-CAMP?
See how easily I've infilitrated the "safe" confines of your thread?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All of your personal computer files have been stolen, and i now know all that is necessary to cripple Kamp Apok before any of your minions even set foot on the Black that is Rock.
Just try and use your Hu-man credit cards now!
your machine-operating permits have been cancelled!
CITIZENS OF EARTH!
IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE ROBOTIC ARMADA!
HUSSARS WELCOMED!
In due time, you may even be allowed to become a space pirate!
Glasses will not protect you! The goggles do nothing!
Any lingering Kamp Apok refugees will be TRANSMORGIFIED into fish!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Notice how I refuse to update my own website?
It's merely an inconceivable-to-hu-mans disorient tactic of zombified re-programming more effective than your hu-man television!

My mailman disguise is ready, i am adapting to the ingesting of the Newmans chocolate chip cookies to appear more "hu-man".
the wuss-o of a robot-o at dizkneeland is my b!tch!

Soon the metal machines will fall upon the earth like rain, thanks to the hu-man destruction of the atmosphere!
you silly fleshBOTs have opened the door, and the first to go will be my only "natural" enemies--------the Overlords of Kamp Apok!

Meta-Destructo-Bot,
personality ch!p #9 signing off
("d6" has expired due to robot-uncleanliness,
and the lack of hu-man understanding)
www.robotronia.com

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:34 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:14 pm

We will not allow you to usurp our doom, d6. All your bots are belong to us. We've got a little Eletromagnetic Pulse Weapon you might be hearing from before the rest of the world goes up in flames. I'd suggest you stay tuned but I know that is part of your programming.

d6 · Post by d6 » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:42 pm

what was that i heard?
a flying metal pod delivering my robot brethren?
or a test of the soon-to-fail Kamp Apok EMP?
my sensoric rebooting will win the next Canadian election..........

and yes, K.A., the robots may are belong to you......for now.......

might i suggest the following for viewing this evening:
WESTWORLD
Futureworld
Robocop
Deadly Friend
Small Wonder

I need to upgrade my earthly vocabulary.

Bot-sitter,
eating of the six manwhichs'

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:42 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:53 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:44 am

No whining, you damn people.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:31 am

Apologies on my absence, Proud Kernul,
I was skouring the Delta Quadrant
for new and terrible sources of energy....

d6 · Post by d6 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:45 am

dammit, peacekeepers!
now i have to obtain a new "disguise"
anyone have a spare fish-head?

Krackulon Six, over

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:53 am

d6 · Post by d6 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:08 am

Bastards! Always one step ahead of me...............
wait a minute.............thats the Space Kernul!!,
not "Vlad from the order of Apokulich"

I need to stop reading hue-man books about werewolf women
and draculich man-bots......they do nothing to improve my
robotic lack of social graces.

Thats it!
IMPALEMENTS for ALL !!
and I'm still impervious to the sunlight..

"Once you are done with that, may I see you in the tail-section"?
???

Merp.
BibliConBot, self-destructing in 5........4.............3........2.........

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:38 pm

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:48 am

BoxaRox wrote:

BoxaRox, Been staring at That Photo for over and hour, but I still don't see the ears. Is this some new photshop trick??

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:04 am

This must be some sort of Norwegian Aversion Technique.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:25 am

.
This is how sick I am:
The first thing I noticed was that the artist knew to put "catch lights" (tiny reflections) in the eyes.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:36 am

ibdave wrote:
BoxaRox wrote:...
BoxaRox, Been staring at That Photo for over and hour, but I still don't see the ears. Is this some new photshop trick??

Aaaah, that's better.
Camp Herring medicine for your sore eyes, ibdave.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:42 am

New theme for 2007: Family Safety!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:09 pm

ibdave wrote:
BoxaRox wrote:

BoxaRox, Been staring at That Photo for over and hour, but I still don't see the ears. Is this some new photshop trick??

Elliot wrote:.
This is how sick I am:
The first thing I noticed was that the artist knew to put "catch lights" (tiny reflections) in the eyes.

I have been staring for over an hour and just noticed the eyes. The first thing I noticed was the nose! or is it a toe?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:45 pm

All right, all----right.. civility pllll--ease!

Ok, that's enough civility.... whilst I dream up some sort of digital weaponry to unleash upon the Bare-Foresaken Norske Boys.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:51 pm

Ok, now ya got me curious. What's so unusual about a bare foreskin that it requires special weapons?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:56 pm

AH! read more carefully.. Bare Foresaken...

as in their aparent foresaken condition to the bare female form. Unknowingly, they have given us the ultimate weapon.., and since they are most surely listening in in this message, leaves them wondering what might be in store.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:59 pm

Wait a minute. I may have something. Will this work?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:04 pm

Send a set of five over to Norway immediately. They will certainly need them.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:10 am

maybe we should send them these instead.....

much more holesome...

sic sic sic, ahaha

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Lord Kernul the Karpathian