New Rules for Burning Man

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:38 pm

Rule # 1:

Anyone may create any rule so long as he or she can enforce it.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:45 pm

SED wrote:Anyone may create any rule so long as he or she can enforce it.

Can you enforce that?

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:47 pm

Can you prevent that?

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:48 pm

Rule # 2: All new rules will be subject to Badger's review.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:49 pm

Can you prevent that?

I can ignore that.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:51 pm

SED wrote:Rule # 2: All new rules will be subject to Badger's review.

Which Badger?

Perhaps I'll just pull a Bush move and edit the laws before I sign them.

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:01 pm

Rule 2b: Any person describing themselves as Badger may review any rule, but shall have no editorial or signatory power, unless said Badger can enforce said power.

Post by **Eric** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:55 pm

SED wrote:Rule 2b: Any person describing themselves as Badger may review any rule, but shall have no editorial or signatory power, unless said Badger can enforce said power.

Do only people called Badger have to be enforced upon, or is everyone subject to attempts to enforce rules reviewed and edited by power hungry people named Badger, even if this is the Badger I know and not the Badger I don't , but my Badger knows rules don't get enforced upon me very well anyway, so the subject wouldn't come up.
Unless I was drunk.
Lots of things get confusing when I'm drunk, so I might follow said edited rules until I figured out that I needed to stop.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:22 am

Badger, or anyone claiming to be, behaving like, or merely referring to Badger is the only individual exempt from the New Rules, provided said individual can avoid enforcement of said Rules.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:19 am

we don't need no stinking badges...

oh.... badgers.

nevermind

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:58 am

I will not volunteer to wash the stinking badgers.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:18 am

New Rule #3: Any and all washing of Badger is compulsory. One need not, nor will be allowed to volunteer.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:01 pm

Its my badger, I can wash it as long and hard as I want to.

Oh, wrong thread.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:40 pm

Hey!! Don't Badger Me With Rules Unless You Wash First! Then you can watch the "Enforcer", and do what'sn ever you want to with you're Clint.

the rebbi

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:15 pm

Sweet chirst... I leave town for a weekend and look what happens. lol

Yes Eric, I am the Badger that you know.

*hug*

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:25 am

unjonharley wrote:
Ron wrote:As a matter of fact I fully intend to be there. 'Course that's been true for the past few years and I've yet to make it for more than a walk by. But this year will be different, damn it!

Ron

/

OK but we have to have a ground rule just for you. HMmmm oh, No touching yourself while at the party. Remember what mom said about you doing that in public.

New Rule #4 Ron must masturbate using both his own hands simultaneously.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:01 am

Rule # 5--Shaved Badgers need only be washed twice a week, rather than 4 times.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:03 am

Use Castele soap (peppermint). Badgers love the tingling sensation.

carry on,
Lorgazm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:24 am

And don't forget the Badger Balm.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:45 am

Rule 6: Count on Fishy to save the day.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Rule # 5--Shaved Badgers need only be washed twice a week, rather than 4 times.

Rule #7: Anyone shaving or attempting to shave the Badger will be slow roasted over the embers of the Man with a shanai shoved through them stem to stern.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:19 am

Lorgasm wrote:Use Castele soap (peppermint). Badgers love the tingling sensation.

carry on,
Lorgazm

Rule #7a: Tingling still ok.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:20 am

capjbadger wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Rule # 5--Shaved Badgers need only be washed twice a week, rather than 4 times.
Rule #7: Anyone shaving or attempting to shave the Badger will be slow roasted over the embers of the Man with a shanai shoved through them stem to stern. :twisted:

*fishy writes a note to pack tweezers for the burn*

Post by **Eric** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:19 pm

capjbadger wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Rule # 5--Shaved Badgers need only be washed twice a week, rather than 4 times.
Rule #7: Anyone shaving or attempting to shave the Badger will be slow roasted over the embers of the Man with a shanai shoved through them stem to stern. :twisted:

damn.
there goes my fun.

rule 8.1.1: Press privileges will be invoked when Badger shaving is involved.

rule 8.1.2: The Press gets to make up what their privileges are, how to enforce them, and what said privileges have to do with Badger shaving.

rule 8.1.3: The Press, c'est moi (until Adrian fires my ass)

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:12 am

Is there a bylaw concerning Brazilian Waxed Badgers?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:25 am

AntiM wrote:Is there a bylaw concerning Brazilian Waxed Badgers?

ow! ow! ow! ow!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:26 am

9. Due to the propenderance of broken glass on the playa, bare feet will be no longer be permitted in BRC.
10. Due to the need to protect feet from broken glass, glass containers are no longer permitted in BRC.
11. Due to the fact that Rule #10 will obviate the need for foot protection, Rule #9 is hereby revoked, barefeet are no longer prohibited on the playa.
12. Due to the fact that we can all look out for ourselves for the most part and we are tired of being over-regulated, all above rules are hereby declared null and void. Including this one.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:52 am

Rule #13: Revokes Rule #12 and reinstates all previous Rules.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:24 am

Rule #14: Anyone caught violating rule #14 will be drawn and quartered.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:50 pm

LMAO

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in the middle of a game of "Great Dalmuti"?

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badges?

.....Let Me Get This Straight....