how many people have Badger's fucking gift?

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:53 pm

At this rate I'm half tempted to start shipping several people some Lithium water....compliments of our nearby Excelsior Springs MO Hall of Waters. Besides promoting our fair state, that water might cause some people to CHILL OUT! It's certainly needed here!

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:11 pm

Kinetic II wrote:Besides promoting our fair state, that water might cause some people to CHILL OUT! It's certainly needed here!

Definately - telling people to relax or asking "can't we all just get along" always soothes the savage beast. I love it when I'm upset about something & someone tells me to "chill out" - so much so that I usually come up with a few suggestions of my own in appreciation.

Good luck with that.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:14 pm

I love it when I'm depressed and someone tells me to "cheer up." Just snaps me right out of it every time! With helpful folks like that around, it's amazing Prozac has any market at all.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:17 pm

You know what works just GREAT on me? When someone tells me to "breathe".

Oh yeah. Someday I'll tell you where all the bodies are buried...

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:18 pm

Another fave: Smile!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:22 pm

That's a real good one from complete strangers on the street.

"Hey Honey, it can't be that bad! Smile!"

They have no idea how close I come to showing them just how bad it can be...

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:23 pm

At least I offered to send something to chemically influence the experience instead of offering cheesy thoughts and boring statements.
They have many other kinds of water there I could ship out.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:24 pm

K2 wrote:They have many other kinds of water there I could ship out.

Firewater?

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:31 pm

Flux wrote:Another fave: Smile!

oh thats a good one.

I'm also fond of when I make a plan to pick up a friend at a specific time (that is about 30 minutes away) and they ask if I can call back & give them a 10 minute warning . . . and could I call when I'm out front too?

(on topic) . . . and if I was going to give Badger a gift it would be world peace - wrapped in a ribbon with a bow - and doe-eyed kittens on top. . . . or a muzzle for Alice & De Fracto.

*kisses*

super-specialfric post script to all - Love you! Mean it!

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 8:38 pm

De Fracto....I happen to like his posts but that comment caught me off guard. That was good. Thanks Pets.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:28 am

bump!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:34 am

Well, Lydia has mine for him. Or not. Just the regualar Playa Chaos.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:35 am

DVD Burner wrote:bump!

Gratuitously reawakening a dead thread are we?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:36 am

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:bump!
Gratuitously reawakening a dead thread are we?

It's my fucking gift to Badger.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:07 am

What is the e-playa for if not gratuitiously re-awakening the dead?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:08 am

theCryptofishist wrote:What is the e-playa for if not gratuitiously re-awakening the dead?

point taken, proceed freely

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:12 am

Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:What is the e-playa for if not gratuitiously re-awakening the dead?
point taken, proceed freely

She continues work on her intonation to restore Liberace's career

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:12 am

"To be dead...to be really dead (roll the r's) must be glorious!"
-Bella Lugosi, Dracula

"You're as dead now as you'll ever be...."
-Rev. Karyl Huntley

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:39 am

bump!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:39 am