The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:20 am

Speaking of pickles, yesterday when I was talking to an idiot about digital cameras at work, he kept referring to the resolution rating as "megapickles," despite my constantly correcting him gently by using the correct term in my next sentence. He never caught on. And he was trying to act like he was a digital imaging expert.

People! If you want to know how good a camera is, do not read Consumer Reports! They don't know dick about cameras, and just trust the stats the manufacturer publishes. Read Pop. Photo or Pro. Photo's reviews, and ask a photographer.

"I read that the D50 is a great DSLR." WRONG!

"Consumer reporst gave this sony P200 a best buy. 7.2 megapickles for only $229." Sure, and it's an even better buy right now because I have three of them that have an open box discount, each of them having been purchased and then returned by an unhappy owner.

I need a drink. Who's slingin'?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:28 am

how bout with some snacks too

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:30 am

(thought some kind of a liquor list was started on Tribe)

snags one of E-Dude's flying espresso shots and heads back to the dugout.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:30 am

*Cin* wrote:Zoom---margarita would be great...no salt please

Hi Mojo!

Speaking of prep...who is keeping inventory of who's bringing what? Especially the alcohol. I had noticed in one thread that someone could get liquor at cost but I am not sure if that is still the case.

Sput sent me a spreadsheet on what was needed...he said he sent it to a few others too...but I haven't heard of any real planning on this subject.

Are we going to have everyone bring a little of this or that or should we put a select few people in charge of liquor???

if some one has a sam's club card they are actually cheaper than some distributers. we find this happens alot at my bar.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:32 am

Hey Zoom,

I'm getting kind of hot and bothered here. Oh my.....

Can you fix me one of your "special" Margharitas?!?!

XOXOXOXOXOX,
Lorgazm

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:40 am

Lorgasm wrote:Hey Zoom,

I'm getting kind of hot and bothered here. Oh my.....

Can you fix me one of your "special" Margharitas?!?!

XOXOXOXOXOX,
Lorgazm

Put up the mud shields. They're at it again [he said jealously].

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:43 am

hey Lorgasm how about a mudslide. or i could just..........

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:45 am

Or what.....ya big sissy.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:46 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Speaking of pickles, yesterday when I was talking to an idiot.....

sO tHiS pErSoN mIs-PrOnOuNcEd a wOrD, iS nOt aS vErSeD aS yOu iN gEEk sPeAk sO hE oR sHe iS aN iDiOt? "SeLf LaBeLeD" sUpPoSeD InTeLLeCt, aNd wOrKiNg rEtAiL

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:48 am

Zoom,

All talk.
Say, where's my Margharita?!?!

*Cin* · Post by ***Cin*** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:51 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Speaking of pickles, yesterday when I was talking to an idiot about digital cameras at work, he kept referring to the resolution rating as "megapickles,"

That is too funny! I think I will say that from now on!!! LOL! Let him know there are no french benefits too....tehe!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:52 am

Hi ya'll ! I'd like a margaritta...with lots of salt please!
I'm bring'n alot of Jerky, some whole pieces plus I was gonna do some shredded in my food processor for quiky sandwhich kinda sprinkles for protien boost.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:55 am

Lorgasm wrote:Zoom,

All talk.
Say, where's my Margharita?!?!

drink this one first
then take your shirt off lay down on the bar
let me pour mine on your body and lick it off.
oh yes baby

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:56 am

The real answer is - BOTH. Check in with one of the other "bar on playa" threads or over on the other board. I'm planning on bringing a lot - it will never go to waste. (Can always be donated to DPW on the way out for their clean-up crews). There seems to usually be way more booze than mixers though so I try to bring twice the mixers I think I'll need.

Fruit juices are GREAT mixers out there - cranberry and pineapple especially.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:57 am

"what will it be?" Thats do'able! Might cost ya's extra...hehehe

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:57 am

Thanks Zoom,

What's that in your front pocket?

sips the drink
Yummy. Just the way I like.

XOX,
L.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:58 am

that front pocket has been like that all friggin' day
maybe you can help me out with it

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:59 am

Shouldn't you two get a room? Or maybe a tent..oh what the hell, have at it.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:59 am

Zoom...is the wind ticklin' your fancy or are ya just happy to see all us gorgeous broads!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:01 pm

the wind has been feelin quite good on the back of my neck
but i think it might be getting hot in this bar.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:03 pm

Gotta love the "megapickles". I think I'll make such a label for the big pickle jar.

Hmmm....

"Would you like a giant pickle for your Vergina beer?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:03 pm

Hey Mojo,

You almost made me spill my drink.

I gotta get ready to leave in a bit and do some more school stuff.

Damn, this is a great drink. Its been such a lllooooonnnnggg time since I had a drink this good. I very long time.

XOX!!!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:11 pm

well girls i have got to go in abit
just having one of those days that i had mentioned in my
last thread in the oh f-### topic
need a cool down. but will just get heated up again.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:14 pm

See ya Zoom - you are a lucky fellow - give Lorgasm a squeeze from all of us.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:14 pm

Bye Zoom.

Have a great evening.
See ya soon.

(Thanks Mojo!)
I gotta go too.
Later folks.
Sweet Playa Dreams to all!!!!!!!!!
Lorgazm

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:21 pm

mojo wrote:See ya Zoom - you are a lucky fellow - give Lorgasm a squeeze from all of us.

i will give her a big squeze and kiss for all of you and then something
from myself .

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:22 pm

out for now love ya all.
hugs and kisses to you all

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:26 pm

bye ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

*Cin* · Post by ***Cin*** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:28 pm

Wait! Where's everyone going? Who is staying to have one more margarita with me? Well...one more for now at least....

---Okay, I'm currently going through all the threads and listing who's bringing what and who's in charge of what. I have a little binder now with tabs labeled the following:
Kitchen/Cooking/Cleaning
Liquor/Mixers
Bar Construction
Participation/Duties
Events

I'm such a geek. I just need this to keep things straight in my wee brain....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:30 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:(thought some kind of a liquor list was started on Tribe)

Liquor list was for the Wheel if booze so I would know what to put on it. Since we are going to a dry ersase board for the wheel I do not need it. But it would still be nice to have one so we all don't bring the same thing.