The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:50 am

Happy Bday Fishy

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:52 am

( walks slowly into bar-leans on bar rail looking into bottle of vicodin.. Fuck it's empty..) Anyone have a phone, I need to call in for a refill....

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:55 am

Cryptofishist, May Saturday be a great Birthday for you.....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:56 am

*M wanders into the Bar...sheesh it looks a bit different today....*
Did someone say the Bar blew up?! OH MY!

Lorgasm wrote: Anybody else want to share when their birthday is??!?!
XOX,
Lorgazm

Ok, I'm a Leo and my b-day is July 28th!

Happy day-early birthday, Fishy!!

Out to dig up more grass so I can put more bricks down!
Have a good day!!
*wanders back out*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:59 am

Happy B.Day Fishy!

Let the FishyFest 2006 Begin!!

Margaritas for Everyone!!!!!!!

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:04 am

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to yyooooouuuu
Happy Birthday tommorrow dear Fishy...
Happy Birthday to yyooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!

(can't ever let anyone get away without being totally sung, I'm sorry).

Mine September 19, 1972... A Virgo in many ways, but very not-Virgo in others...

How y'all doing? Seems like a long time since I actually made it into the bar!

X.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:16 am

Happy Birthday Fishy!

Try to get eyes to prop open.....ESD, Espresso still on?

Oh... and LEO, hear me roar (meow).... Aug 1st

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:19 am

*fishy hands twtwi a caffene double spiked chai*

Thank you.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:20 am

Was anyone else jolted out of bed by an explosion? Business as usual. Coffee, then harder stuff. Lovely day in Maryland - torrential rain finally ended.
[edit to add] (Feb 12, 1952) Happy Birthday, Fishy!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:21 am

Yeah, those lazy peeps at HQ got a whole week off paid.
*sometimes she's a cranky and resentful fishy*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:21 am

Hey All,

EpressoDude, thanks for remindin me (in your cute fashion) about my carpet. Had to get everything up off the floor. What a bitch. Now the cats are hiding. Gotta find them soon. The carpet cleaners should be here soon.

Fishy, prepare thyself for a major spanking tomorrow!!

Cheers,
Lorgazm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:29 am

Gemini

*Cin* · Post by ***Cin*** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:34 am

Happy Bird Seed Fishy!

I picked up the Bird Seed from an old friend who couldn't say "birthday" when she was a kid...

Oh, my birthdate is 12/17/1970...I'm a Sagitarius born the year of the dog..woof!

Anyway...I started the morning off with a flat tire and a tow truck. Isn't that grand?

Off to work now...

Hey---stops in her tracks and takes a look around the bar---The bar looks fabulous...what happened?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:38 am

*Cin* wrote: Happy Bird Seed Fishy!

I picked up the Bird Seed from an old friend who couldn't say "birthday" when she was a kid...

Hey I used to be a parakeet here, so it fits.

*Cin* wrote:Oh, my birthdate is 12/17/1970...I'm a Sagitarius born the year of the dog..woof!

Cancer, Year of the Dragon!

*Cin* wrote:Hey---stops in her tracks and takes a look around the bar---The bar looks fabulous...what happened?

Ah, there was an outbreak of decorator post pride fever in here. WE had brigades of wallpaperers and a parade of object dart arrangers. Sold tickets and popcorn. So the bars in the black.

Free Drinks for all!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:49 am

Birthday Present from God!
He's striking his own churches with lightning!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:51 am

And here's stupid bar tricks

Zhang Yingmin of China's Shandong province -- a man whose talent is revolting yet somehow compelling -- can suck milk through his nose and spray it out his eyes. And, as if that's not enough, he's also able to blow up balloons using his eyes and ears.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:57 am

gratuitous llama

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:00 am

OooOoOooooh! I Love Llamas!

X.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:01 am

Oh gratuitous lama,

Alas, we meet again.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:04 am

Mozy bonz wrote:

Gemini

went to a gemini party 2 weeks ago, had a blast, what I remember.
camping in the woods... served lots of espresso...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:07 am

EspressoDude wrote:went to a gemini party 2 weeks ago, had a blast, what I remember.
camping in the woods... served lots of espresso...

Did you run into yourself?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:07 am

Happy B-day Fishie.

Gemini's got ya comin' & goin'.

Is a Push-me-Pull-you a good Gemini icon?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:19 am

Hey,

Well, the carpet cleaners are here and I got one pissed off cat locked in bathroom. One is under the bed REFUSING to come out and the other one is outside on the patio (not happy at all). Hiss hiss hiss. I feel like an evil parent. I'll be making some catnip toys for them later.

Cheers to all!

Lorgazm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:went to a gemini party 2 weeks ago, had a blast, what I remember.
camping in the woods... served lots of espresso...
Did you run into yourself?

yeah, and it was a crash.....(oh, before of after.......? In the mirror.....? )

actually no, but in spirit yes

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:10 am

*M mixes up a Pago pago adds some little fishy looking ice cubes and leaves it on the Bar for Fishy. Then heads back out to sweat in the yard... again!*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:14 am

Just thought I'd pop in and see what's going on here while the kitties are planning my demise.

Also this school stuff SUCKS BIG ONES!
Cannot wait to roll around in the playa dust like an uncaged beast!!

I think today calls for a Mai Tai. Yep, that seems about right.

Hey Martiansky!

Cheers,
Lorgazm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:16 am

Lorgasm wrote:Just thought I'd pop in and see what's going on here while the kitties are planning my demise.

*fishy picks up top secret red Cat Phone and calls LCN to see if he can find a kitty arbitration team for Lorgasm*

Ah, a fresh cold pago pago, all for fishy. *dives in*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:26 am

Thanks for your help Fishy.

If the arbitrator can't make it, I got some killer catnip for them. Alas, gotta wait for the rugs to dry. Poor things.

This mai tai is tasty.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:39 am

<popping up behind the bar as though she never left>

HAPPY HAPPY DAY FISHY!!!!!

and check this out, it's those damn squirrels again....

http://www.reginaldpike.com/torontozoo/

<poof!>

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:44 am

Nothing loads for me on that page, tisha...