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join my camp! JOIN MY CAMP!!

Post by BoxaRox » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:15 pm

We'll have free hot dogs.

Anyone who can pay the price of admission is welcome to join. We'd like to have 25 people join up, so the expenses can be split 23 ways.

If I can get just five more people to sign up, I get my ticket for free.

I'll be bumping this topic now and then to keep it at the top. Even if no one else gives a shit and there are no replies.

I hope you don't mind.

Please buy a ticket. Who want's to join my camp?[/code]

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Post by BoxaRox » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:18 pm

all similarity to camps real or imagined is the sole discretion of the viewer.

Oh, by the way, bump.

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Post by The CO » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:58 pm

Do We have to bring our own hot dogs?
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Post by Box Burner » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:56 pm

Are you gonna have hot dogs for every meal? Maybe you should have Polish sausage at dinnertime. And Baloney sandwhiches for lunch.
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Post by Bee » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:52 pm

or tofu dogs...

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:48 am

If I join your camp, do my recruits help me pay for my ticket as well?

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Post by BoxaRox » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:35 pm

If I join your camp, do my recruits help me pay for my ticket as well?
By all means!

But you buy their weiners.

And I still get to play drum loops on the stereo whenever I want.

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Post by BoxaRox » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:53 am

by popular demand.....

air conditioning and an oyster bar.

But I must be allowed to play my loops whenever i want.

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Post by timber mischief » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:14 pm

Air conditioning, hot dogs and an oysterbar! If I join i will require that the hot dogs I eat be filled with oysters. Just imagine baking in the sun listening to your loops and stuffing hotdogs with oysters for me. I'm still on the fence, but might commit for 25 oysterdogs a day.
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Re: join my camp! JOIN MY CAMP!!

Post by johnquincyaddingmachine » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:25 pm

BoxaRox wrote:We'll have free hot dogs.
are they future hot dogs?

also oysters seem like a risky proposition in the desert heat, you know?

but that would reflect the theme - fear the oysters.

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Post by BoxaRox » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:50 am

We are offering a half-price recruitment sale for DJs, fat old men who refuse to wear pants, and people who drink a lot but never have their own booze.

Sign up now, spots are filling fast.

We have secured prime real-estate on the route of the Critical Tits parade.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:23 am

BoxaRox wrote: fat old men who refuse to wear pants, and people who drink a lot but never have their own booze
I'm in!
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Post by timber mischief » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:04 pm

" fat old men that refuse to wear pants" Will you have a pantzooka installed at JOIN MY CAMP?
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Post by Bee » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:49 pm

[quote="BoxaRox"]We are offering a half-price recruitment sale for DJs, fat old men who refuse to wear pants, and people who drink a lot but never have their own booze. [/quote]

Awww....:( *sulks off*

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Post by BoxaRox » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:29 pm

Wait. Wait! Not so fast. I'm sure we can work out and arrangement that will let you work off the cost of your ticket. (SOMEhow or other)

I'll bet you could stuff hot dogs in oysters for tips and have enough in a jiffy.

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:32 pm

Will there be pervy opportunities?
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Post by BoxaRox » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:17 pm

bump

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Post by BoxaRox » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:47 pm

When I get tired of playing loops, we will need other providers of pervy opportunities.

Do you have skill and experience with rubber nubbins?

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:00 am

Just shy of 7:00 AM and I just tuned in. Glorious morning sample chatter on WTF. I'm off to Esspresso Dude...
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,copy of the watch tower....

Post by Alchemy » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:36 am

Did you say youd give me a bump?
Ive heard about you drug crazed cult types..first ride is free...free love..why do you think they call them Profets!?
"Camp Love Jesus like he was yer Daddy till yer Eyes bleed wine" Is only offering a bowl of soup and some nifty blinky glow lite swag in the shape of Christ washing Magdelines playa footies,Annnd theyll save my mortal soul plus 10 percent off my ticket! BUT if your gonna ply my with your crystal methods...and new age whodoo orgys.....

ummm guy this is tuff..who to choose...who ..to..choose....
and you say first times free?Free yer soul..free drugs..free your soul...free..druggggggssss....

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:26 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Just shy of 7:00 AM and I just tuned in. Glorious morning sample chatter on WTF. I'm off to Esspresso Dude...
Ahhh!!! What a marvelous idea!! The dawn has broken over the machine gun nests and pillboxes, the Geiger Counters are chattering merrily, the smell of Cordite, Sulphur, and Bacon wafts over the playa...

It is a good day for doom! And espresso!!!
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Post by Box Burner » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:11 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Just shy of 7:00 AM and I just tuned in. Glorious morning sample chatter on WTF. I'm off to Esspresso Dude...
Ahhh!!! What a marvelous idea!! The dawn has broken over the machine gun nests and pillboxes, the Geiger Counters are chattering merrily, the smell of Cordite, Sulphur, and Bacon wafts over the playa...

It is a good day for doom! And espresso!!!
bb



The Brits loaded their .303 ammo with cordite. Interesting to look at if you pull the bullet out of a pre WWII .303 round. Just don't do it at the kitchen table. It looks just like spaghetti. I guess it would add a little excitement to dinner though. :shock: :D
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Re: ,copy of the watch tower....

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:06 pm

Alchemy wrote:Did you say youd give me a bump?
Ive heard about you drug crazed cult types..first ride is free...free love..why do you think they call them Profets!?
"Camp Love Jesus like he was yer Daddy till yer Eyes bleed wine" Is only offering a bowl of soup and some nifty blinky glow lite swag in the shape of Christ washing Magdelines playa footies,Annnd theyll save my mortal soul plus 10 percent off my ticket! BUT if your gonna ply my with your crystal methods...and new age whodoo orgys.....

ummm guy this is tuff..who to choose...who ..to..choose....
and you say first times free?Free yer soul..free drugs..free your soul...free..druggggggssss....
That is beautiful! I just love it when people tell me that the book they are holding was written by a God. I suppose he has upgraded to a word processor by now.

Hey, Sue... (spoken like Ricky Ricardo)... "Lemme' spleen something to you..."
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i am in

Post by papafork » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:17 am

but how do i join ?
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