The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:24 pm

One of the BEST shopping trips I ever took was with my hubby, AAARRRR, who asked me while trying on dresses for Burning Man in a department store, "does this make my butt look too big?"

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:30 pm

Do ya have any of those CFMP's in men's size 13???.... If so, I could use a pair.... to go with my cocktail gown...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:38 pm

hey TITWi, what size jacket do you wear? If I come upon a red or blue (am I right) one I can pick it up for you........goodwill is really the only place i know of around here for 2nd hand mens clothes.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:47 pm

Heya J***, how are you today?

That would be cool, I'm gonna do some looking around on Weds....
Looking for somethin bright and flashy (think Rock Star) color-wise, big lapels are good. Wear an XL ...... If ya find one, let me know, I'll send ya some$$...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:52 pm

i will be on the lookout

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:53 pm

I'm back. Just got off a long call.

I don't know my dress size.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:53 pm

howdy..the bbq party is late...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:54 pm

hmmm whats your waist Box B

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:57 pm

Hey, BoxB....yes, that could be a challenge..

So if all the guys are doing the manly cocktail dress hour, does that mean all the gurls are do the late afternoon Speedo hang-about?...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:58 pm

sounds fair

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:05 pm

would that be the 1 piece speedo, or the low cut men's version........(please say 1 piece, please say 1 piece).......

(Pom....you're giving in much too easily. It's gonna be cold in that speedo......)

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:08 pm

Well I wear size 36 jeans but I do have some dunlap.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:09 pm

oh...no one said anything bout NIGHT TIME!
hhahaaa (yeah that was kinda easy, but lets see most all women wear black dresses, most men Dont wear speedo's)
Back to the drawing board boys!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:09 pm

Of course, one piece.... with a chest hair contest to follow...... WooHoo

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:09 pm

is that the same thing as a muffin top?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:10 pm

I'd say a 16-18 ...what do you think jewel?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:10 pm

muffin top...ok Im lost

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:11 pm

Jewel*** wrote:is that the same thing as a muffin top?

I think so... dunlapped over the belt.

I am eating the best chili for lunch And I don't know how I made it.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:13 pm

shiznit...my mom's party is late, I COULD have snuck in a cat nap...
well, there only one thing to do....TITWI pour me a cap'n'coke!
I ll just drink to there tardiness!

for real may have to walk over to 7' Im out of booze, and beer will not surfice!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:14 pm

oh ok I get it Muffin top...hahah I got a lil itty bitty one, but more like the cake that fell, heheheee

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:15 pm

1) 16-18 maybe, but bigger might be better with shoulders, chest, etc. Is the dress strapless? does it have sleeves? have to take into account the manly figure. I'd go with 20 and alter........

2) muffin top (noun). the small amount of flesh that sometime hangs over the top of your pants.......kinda looks like the top of a muffin.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:15 pm

Otherwise referred to as table muscle.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:16 pm

I'll have one with ya pinemom.......

Love to get my hands on this bottle.....

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:17 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Of course, one piece.... with a chest hair contest to follow...... WooHoo

gurls chest hair contest?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:18 pm

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAHA

ya 20 for no clingy's

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:21 pm

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...whats that TITWI????
pikes my interest?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:21 pm

looks like a mini bottle TITWI.

I had only 4 chest hairs until I was about 30. got more now but it ain't much of a crop!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:23 pm

Jewel*** wrote: 2) muffin top (noun). the small amount of flesh that sometime hangs over the top of your pants.......kinda looks like the top of a muffin.

Also refered to as "6-pack" abs... kind a goes with the bike rack.. I'm proud of mine!.....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:24 pm

I am back on the clock so I will be in and out.

BoxB hangin' out in the igloo.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:25 pm

ok family is here gotta go barbq! Ciao...talk laters