I'm going to the store.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:10 am

freshly ground French Roast, assorted fruit and pastries and an ounce of medicinal marijuana

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 11:35 am

Noblesse Lights and some bud. (of the green floral variety)

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 pm

I need some baling wire, nachos, 12 gauge shotgun shells, pantyhose, an inner tube for a 26" bike tyre, and a Sponge Bob Square Pants bath towel.

It's poker night.

Max

alice · Post by **alice** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:23 pm

joel the ornery wrote:freshly ground French Roast, assorted fruit and pastries and an ounce of medicinal marijuana

i have access to all that and a bag o chips!

PJ · Post by PJ » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:16 pm

Be sure to fetch the Pope some rubbers while you're there.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:27 am

Can of cat food. One of the fish flavors.

Hotblack Desiato · Post by **Hotblack Desiato** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:37 am

Toaster strudel (frosted raspberry, please)
Nutella
Johnny Walker Black Label
Nat Sherman Turkish Ovals

that is all

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 7:47 pm

Fiberglass ladder
Hacksaw
Coffee Beans
Tangueray
Limes
Orchid bark

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:39 pm

French Oak Glenlivit
Scharffen Berger Nibby Bars
Pont Leveque and Water Crackers
White grapes and fresh peaches
Heavy cream with Amaretto
Inflatable love doll (backup in case the above fails)

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:52 pm

Scharffen Berger Nibby Bars

Leave the doll, pack extra of the nibby bars...

Those things are pure taste-bud sex... It would sure as hell work on ME!

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:52 am

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!! THERE IS NO READ HERE........DE FACTO YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND A FUCKING ASS HOLE!!!!

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:52 pm

Ibarra sweet cocoa
Flat of Eggs, free-range
Hazelnut flour
Flaxseed
Soy Veh Teriyaki sauce
Bailey's
Bag of oranges
Jar of wildflower honey
Dover sole fillets
4 ears of white corn
Wedge of parmesan (I grate my own, tenkyoubeddymuch)
Edamame
Coppola or Clos du Bois white merlot, any vintage

(btw, Rob d'Wop, I'm on my way over

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Phydeau · Post by **Phydeau** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:26 am

Well, being the hoopy frood I am, I certainly know where my towel is.
I've got my basics;

my toothbrush
washcloth
soap
tin of biscuits
flask
compass
map
ball of string
gnat spray
wet-weather gear
space suit
etc, etc

However, while you're out and about, could you lend me any of these, or a dozen other items I might accidently have "lost" along my way?

BTW, do you know where you're towel is?

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:24 am

-8lb keg of Winchester 296 (or Accurate #9)
-8lb keg of Winchester Action Pistol
-1000 Remington .45 ACP 185g JHP bullets
-6 cavity 9mm TC or SWC bullet mold

That should do it. Guess who's setting up their reloading press?

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:42 am

I want some Nibby bars too!
(I went on their Chocolate factory tour...YUMMY!)

i would also like from the store.
A couple LUSH bathboms
chocolate glazed donuts
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chocolate Cookie ice cream
Jarlsburg swiss cheese
Carr's Table water crackers
raisinettes
Oh and a 6 pack of Anderson Valley's Winter Solstice ale.

Yea that should do me good. Thanks!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:22 am

Could you pick me a up a pair of new sinuses? Hey. Get me two, -I seem to wear them out quickly.

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:16 am

bread
milk
cheese
eggs
butter
bisquick
soap bones
hugh jackman
celery
carrots
onions
potatoes

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 7:10 pm

Jane Eric wrote:bread
milk
cheese
eggs
butter
bisquick
soap bones
hugh jackman
celery
carrots
onions
potatoes

Does this Hugh Jackman guy know you're planning on stewing him?

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 7:50 pm

...stewing him?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:41 pm

- Keys for the landing zone
- Box of grid squares
- Gallon of prop wash
- 100m of flight line
- Blank adapter for M203 grenade launcher
- 3gal. camouflage paint

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:43 am

Jane Eric wrote:
...stewing him?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days.

Well, your list didn't include stuff for salad tossing.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:17 am

hmmmmmm...
i'll take a bottle of absinthe and some cherry djarums.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:37 am

6 cloves garlic
3 bottles Guinness Stout
1 cup oregano
1 cup cilantro
2 cups savory
3 cups soy sauce
5 bags charcoal briquettes
1 raver

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:32 pm

innumerable new BBS's
countless pissants
an improbable number of time slots
23 bottles of 23 oz beers
a myraid of Fuck! threads
skaty-eight posts of Trey's ass
leventy-seven 24" latex gloves
incalculable burner spirits
one fire extinguisher
one fucking gift for Badger
one revolving door for those that come and go
and a henna tattoo kit

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:31 pm

A baby's arm holding an apple.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:47 pm

Flux wrote:A baby's arm holding an apple.

Okay, lock the thread. Best. Answer. EVER. (Yes, I get the reference....)

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:25 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
Flux wrote:A baby's arm holding an apple.
Okay, lock the thread. Best. Answer. EVER. (Yes, I get the reference....)

Wow, thanks, PurpleKoosh!

I liked your shopping list, too. It reminded me of the kinds of things we used to send newbies off looking for as an initiation in Boy Scouts and the USMC.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:33 pm

Flux wrote:I liked your shopping list, too. It reminded me of the kinds of things we used to send newbies off looking for as an initiation in Boy Scouts and the USMC.

*grin* That list came courtesy my husband, the ex-Army Sniper. Personally, I'd like a walk-in refrigerator right about now - damnitall, isn't this October?

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:11 pm

hmmm...

I seem to be out of

Black Lite body paint
Pink Fur
Vodka-soaked Cherries
mentos
TP (soft)
AAbatteries
DDbras
and did somebody borrow my hot-pink, fishnet stockings? Pinky???

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:07 pm

kleenex (the lotioned variety)
lemons
whiskey (lots)
a jar of tupelo honey
1 medium sized ginger root
the most recent copy of Bitch Magazine

I'm going to the store.

Let's see...