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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:22 am

oh shit.
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:35 am

hey honey, the mouse is playing leap frog again.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:54 am

Honey, its not what it looks like....
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:58 am

i knew that frog was a bottom
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:34 am

frog thinking: Damn, this shuttle service across the pond is so humiliating, i need a new job...........

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Post by Miss_Malibu » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:51 am

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Have a cluckety-cluck-cluck day

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Post by capjbadger » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:22 am

Dog: "Ahh! So that's where I buried that bone last week..." :twisted:

Cat: "And then you never called, you cad..."
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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Post by Zoom » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:24 am

something smells fishy here
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by capjbadger » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:25 am

Nasa picture: Space Shuttle moments before docking with the International Space Station
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:19 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:50 pm

Paris Hilton shortly after being born...
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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Post by EspressoDude » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:15 pm

Zoom's fantasy date when he was younger....

still Zoom's fantasy, but with older lady.......
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
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Post by Ron » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:00 pm

A second later her gritty tongue added insult to injury...

Ron

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:04 pm

jaded old burner in training
ERP ~ Emergency Resource Procurement
"if i can't find it, yer f***ed"
https://www.facebook.com/pages/ERP-Emergency-Resource-Procurement/257100377734118

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Post by pinemom » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:05 pm

burner baby cats wish!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by Isotopia » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:16 pm

"Scores injured in subway pudding pie-bomb attack. Details at eleven."

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Post by tacocat » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:34 pm

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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:57 pm

"...Living and self moble, so it's good to go"
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:30 pm

Could you send this back to the chef, please? I think it might be a little undercooked.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:29 pm

tacoloco?
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:54 pm

alright...i've had it with this fucking taco gig...somebody git my agent on the phone, pronto.
ERP ~ Emergency Resource Procurement
"if i can't find it, yer f***ed"
https://www.facebook.com/pages/ERP-Emergency-Resource-Procurement/257100377734118

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Post by robotland » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:09 am

Like my pappy used to say..."You can't spell "taco" without "cat".
Howdy From Kalamazoo

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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:28 am

Well now I'm confused, becasue I know darn well hot sauce doesn't go on pussy.

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Post by EspressoDude » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:31 am

especially Jalapena peppers!
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:44 am

"No, no, no--it's 'Hair Pie' or 'Fish Taco.' This is an unfortunate hybrid."
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Ron » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:36 am

PETA's next lawsuit.

Ron

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:45 am

Be careful when ordering from the ala`cat menu at Guido`s..

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:12 am

At least it wasn't Kitten A'la King...

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:24 am

both the taco and the pussy are edible
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:06 am

I have a Dr. D song echoing through my head now: We eat kitty cats we eat kitty cats Wok a Siamese with some chinese ....

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