Fuck!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:40 pm

First off, let me address a shortcoming in my last 2 posts:

FUCK!

Ah, better.

Now, my experience has always smacked me right in the fuckin face with the fact that you RARELY get fucked if:

1) You have to ask for it
2) You look like you need it
3) You are bitching (or even thinking) about how little you get it

What I was suggesting was that you deliver rockin' sex on demand, and fill the in-between times with an attitude of:

"I got the sugar-pile for that sweet tooth, darling. Why dontcha dip a finger in..."

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:42 pm

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[i]"I got the sugar-pile for that sweet tooth, darling. Why dontcha dip a finger in..."[/i]

Whoooop!!!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:43 pm

III wrote:(you want logic, try this: "you are unhappy because you want to have sex, and you can't. having sex requires the cooperation of a partner, who is not always available. fortunately, there is an antecedent to the problem, to wit the fact you want to have sex. removing the antecedent will also satisfactorily resolve the consequent. ergo, you should cut off your balls.")

That reminds me... You know that stuff they force sex offenders to take that completely removes their libido? Why isn't that available over the counter?

Speaking of which, one of the most commonly cited side-effects of antidepressants is that they reduce the sex drive. Side-effect hell, maybe that's how they work! Don't desire sex = don't try to get it = don't get frustrated and rejected = don't get depressed. Hmmm...

ObSwear: FUCK!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:45 pm

No no - try the ... the sugar pile attitude thing.

That would sure as hell work on ME!

I may have to print that out and tape it up somewhere...

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:48 pm

And Lydia is absolutely correct, it *IS* fucking stupid to argue with a woman about sex. It's just not sexy.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:50 pm

and neither is... negotiating (sorry flux honey)

oh yeah and

FUCK!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:54 pm

Don Muerto wrote:Now, my experience has always smacked me right in the fuckin face with the fact that you RARELY get fucked if:

1) You have to ask for it
2) You look like you need it
3) You are bitching (or even thinking) about how little you get it

What I was suggesting was that you deliver rockin' sex on demand, and fill the in-between times with an attitude of:

"I got the sugar-pile for that sweet tooth, darling. Why dontcha dip a finger in..."

I don't doubt for a fucking moment that you're right.

Unfortunately, I'm a very dense fucker, and I believed all that shite about communicating about how you feel, negotiating to get your needs met, that kind of thing. It's truly mind-boggling to realize how fucking long it took me to realize what a dead end that was! Fuck.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:59 pm

Flux wrote:Unfortunately, I'm a very dense fucker, and I believed all that shite about communicating about how you feel, negotiating to get your needs met, that kind of thing. It's truly mind-boggling to realize how fucking long it took me to realize what a dead end that was! Fuck.

You don't sound dense to me. Just seems like you offered the sugar to a fuckin diabetic. Find yourself somebody who likes your flavor as much as you like theirs and get busy.

Generally speaking, 'negotiating to get your needs met' is a good strategy, but it probably has never made anybody horny. Best to negotiate *outside* the bedroom and save your pillow-time for fucking.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:04 pm

Regarding the anti-depressants and sex, there is one that actually enhances it. Wellbutrin, aka Zyban.

http://tinyurl.com/nrji

Being blunt, I don't know how it works for a woman but for a man, it's better than Viagra and it gives one the stamina to go and go and go. Multiple orgasms too...getting off 5 or more times is easy on the stuff...but it all depends on your body chemistry. YMMV.

Before someone slips off to getpharma.com to order it, Zyban has some warnings and a "black box" label on it ( For those who don't know, a Black Box label means that the FDA found the drug to have a risk of complications, so much so that they wanted those issues flagged. They appear on the product sheets literally inside a black box...read and be aware). Do a search on rxlist.com (erowid.com has stuff on it if you search) and read up the stuff. They changed the name from Wellbutrin to Zyban to make it more marketable, it picked up a stigma in clinical trials for being associated with seizures...4% vs 2% for other A/D's. I didn't have any of those as my dose was low, the chances go up with higher dosages.

This is also the same stuff used by some doctors to help people quit smoking. My last comment on it....BE CAREFUL.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:06 pm

that shit fucked me up.

didn't make me horny either.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:07 pm

Kinetic II wrote:for a man, it's better than Viagra and it gives one the stamina to go and go and go. Multiple orgasms too...getting off 5 or more times is easy on the stuff...but it all depends on your body chemistry.

Fuck! Screwed again. I've been on Wellbutrin for years, and never got any of those benefits. If it works that well for a majority of people, I'm surprised I don't get spam for it!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:43 pm

I've never heard of it having viagra-like properties before.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:46 pm

Lydia Love wrote:I've never heard of it having viagra-like properties before.

We could arrange a demonstration...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:49 pm

snort

I'm already kind of spinning from the sugar/finger dipping imagery

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:49 pm

[insert muerto/bone joke here]

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:55 pm

Viagra is overrated. When your on the libido killing anti-depressants you need something to counter the effects. They prescribed it, I tried it, and it was very disappointing. I feel it's a fucking waste of money. Work on exercising, eating right and taking care of yourself and you don't need to throw your money at Pfizer and Big Pharma. It was one of the scripts I tossed into the incinerator earlier this month. Wellbutrin, Effexor, all that shit got fucking tossed.

I'm still kinda depressed from the time change and the fact that all my friends are in the military in Iraq and Afghanistan, leaving me here with a sort of g/f, immediate family, and that's it. Still, I won't go back to that crap, ever again. It creates more problems than it solves. I hope that if someone is thinking about taking those pills, that they really look into it first.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:55 pm

So I guess you're saying you don't really *need* any viagra like substances...

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:00 pm

Lydia Love wrote:So I guess you're saying you don't really *need* any viagra like substances...

All you need is sugar Ms. Love.

FUCK

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:05 pm

hmmm

now i'm horny and hungry

fuck

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:31 am

Lydia Love wrote:hmmm

now i'm horny and hungry

fuck

does that mean I can fuck you with a corndog?

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:23 am

Really sad to see the fuck thread degenerating into a discussion about sex and logic.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:29 am

Shut the fuck up, ramen!

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:48 am

Guess I'm fucked.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:24 am

I know it isn't fucking, per se, but it's still hard to believe that nobody has mentioned masturbating as an alternative when the s.o. doesn't want any. What makes sex good is in your mind anyway, why not fucking cultivate that some?

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:14 am

TestesInSac wrote:...What makes sex good is in your mind anyway...

Apparently you've never done it with the aerobics instructor I met this one time...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:43 pm

ramen wrote:Really sad to see the fuck thread degenerating into a discussion about sex and logic.

Fuck logic.......and intuitive truth will be your children.

Fuck, now I sound like time confurgur8.

Better check my meds. Fuck!

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:49 pm

PJ wrote:
TestesInSac wrote:...What makes sex good is in your mind anyway...
Apparently you've never done it with the aerobics instructor I met this one time...

Gymnastics instructors are better. Think about it.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:56 pm

the two gymnasts I dated were both lame o'rama in bed. Don't believe the hype.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:50 pm

Since this is the fuck thread....I'm not sure what to fucking do. Sprint wants to offer me a $5K signing bonus and training to take a new job with no loss of benefits and all. But it means I would be stuck in KC and I was getting my mind set on moving West to SF. The mind has answers to this but the heart is torn between the city by the bay vs. Yuckville. What does a poor guy do? Maybe I should put this in ask Alice. What a fucking decision.

And the worst question...do I keep my Verizon Wireless phone if I stay with fucked up Sprint PCS? Questions, questions, and more fucking questions. And they fucked me around so long they almost lost me. I wonder if posting the Southwest daily flight schedule to Oakland gave them the idea I was leaving...or was it the Craigslist listings, or the Dice printouts? Hmmm. I could work for DreamWorks and help support Shrek 2! Oh man this is fucking hell!.

III · Post by **III** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:54 pm

> I was getting my mind set on moving West to SF

if you're running from yourself, there's no where to go that you'll be satisfied.

and if you're content with yourself, you'll be content pretty much wherever you are.

that's not to say that some places aren't better than others to live, or better for finding your path. but (as i could have told my most recent ex) beware of expectinga change in local to cause a change in your life...

Fuck!

Logic can be used to win any argument.