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Post by mojo » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:45 pm

Ok Fishy, massage table & disinfectant wipes for it are now on the list. Probably won't leave it set up 24 - 7 as I don't want it to become a couch (one at a time should be it's limit). Any bar regulars are welcome to take it for a test drive.

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Post by EspressoDude » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:00 pm

mojo wrote:Ok Fishy, massage table & disinfectant wipes for it are now on the list. Probably won't leave it set up 24 - 7 as I don't want it to become a couch (one at a time should be it's limit). Any bar regulars are welcome to take it for a test drive.
or even more interesting.......









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Post by mojo » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:03 pm

It's a professional massage table that I paid for - so no passion pit unless I'm driving.

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Post by Desert Duck » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:39 pm

Xta_G wrote:Not blown-away MOOP, but MOOP in the same way that bikes are left behind for DPW to deal with..

.. if I'm thinking of bringing or creating 8 hoops for folks to borrow and play with, either I feel the need to watch all of them and ensure they come back with me, or slap a label on that says "this is a gift from Christahoops.com - please share during the week, and if you come across this hoop on the last day of the event and want to take it home with you, please do!" ?

X.
You could also put the camp address on it so if someone inadvertently wanders off with it they could return it later (I think your idea is better), or wait, no, I have it!! GPS tracker chips in each one!!
I like pudding.

I like tea.

I like chocolate.

Do you like me?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:26 pm

She might be happiest to actually give them, but that does seem a desent fallback.
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Post by Desert Duck » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:30 pm

Yeah, maybe a tag that says something like "please take me home, or if you don't want me bring me back to TheBar @ elbow:30 and Obnoxia"

Anyhoots, I can't believe I only have 42 days!!! AAAGGG!!!
I like pudding.

I like tea.

I like chocolate.

Do you like me?

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:26 pm

Ah, Hi,...Helloooo,.. anybody here?

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:27 pm

me, me, me...........pick me.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:28 pm

uBeR iS iN tHe hOuSe

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Post by shoegirl » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:30 pm

time for cocktails?

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:30 pm

hello uBeR, how've you been?

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:33 pm

tHe pArTy gOt wAY oUt oF hAnD, iN a gOoD wAy, LoTS oF nAKeD mEn aNd wOmEN. i wOrKeD UnTiL 5 aM sO i a LiTtLE tIReD

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:34 pm

work, work, work...........what kind of party?


yes, shoegirl.........let's get some cocktails going!

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Post by shoegirl » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:40 pm

How about a pink pantie pull down

vodka
lemonade
water and
a beer

Yum! The drink of choice at suburban swim meets these days.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:40 pm

wOrK, wOrK, wOrK AbSoLuTeLy! i hAvE bEeN AbLe tO bUy a tRuCk aNd a hOuSe iN tHe LaSt yEaR sO HeLL yEs i wOrK. mY 4tH oF JuLy pOoL pArTy! i bOuGhT a hOuSe 4 mOnThS aGo aNd iT hAs a pOoL sO wE bRoKe iT iN. wE aLsO hAvE vIdEo!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:40 pm

Oh Hello ladies I was off getting supper going ,...

Cocktails sure I’ll have whatever your serving

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:44 pm

sUpeR?

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:46 pm

SUPPER.........

TRY AGAIN SHOEGIRL......I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THAT.

SOUNDS LIKE A FUN PARTY uBeR.........NEXT TIME I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE!

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:50 pm

hOw aBoUt cUmInG aT mY hOuSe?

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:51 pm

Glad to hear your buying a house Uber it is probably the best investment you could make at your age

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:52 pm

i aM pAyInG iT oFf iN 15 yEaRs aT tHe rAtE i aM gOiNg. i aLrEaDy pAiD oFf tHe tRuCk

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Post by shoegirl » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:55 pm

OK, How about the pineapple vodka with lots of ice?

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:57 pm

hOw aBoUt gReY gOoSe wItH fReSh cRaNbErRiEs aNd iCe aNd bLeNdEd?

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:57 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i aM pAyInG iT oFf iN 15 yEaRs aT tHe rAtE i aM gOiNg. i aLrEaDy pAiD oFf tHe tRuCk
Cool! How long do you think you’ll be able to work as a dancer? have any ideas for after that?

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:58 pm

Hey Zule, if you promise to dance on the stripper pole at BM, I promise I'll give you an extra big tip. (sorry, no $ allowed, but I'll have lots of other goodies to stick in your g-string!)

First things first uBeR, let me get to the house first and put my bags down.....

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Post by shoegirl » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:59 pm

Coming up. Can't get you a picture though. I suck at that. Anyway the cocktail is better than a picture.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:01 pm

Zulegoona wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:i aM pAyInG iT oFf iN 15 yEaRs aT tHe rAtE i aM gOiNg. i aLrEaDy pAiD oFf tHe tRuCk
Cool! How long do you think you’ll be able to work as a dancer? have any ideas for after that?

i dOn'T kNoW hOw mUcH LoNgEr, mAyBe 3 oR 4 mOrE yEaRs wHeN i aM 30. mAyBe fInIsH mY mAsTeRs aT UnLv, wHo tHe fUcK kNoWs?

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:02 pm

yes, the pineapple vodka please........and crushed ice does sound good.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:02 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Hey Zule, if you promise to dance on the stripper pole at BM, I promise I'll give you an extra big tip. (sorry, no $ allowed, but I'll have lots of other goodies to stick in your g-string!)

First things first uBeR, let me get to the house first and put my bags down.....
wHaT PoLe?

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:08 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:i aM pAyInG iT oFf iN 15 yEaRs aT tHe rAtE i aM gOiNg. i aLrEaDy pAiD oFf tHe tRuCk
Cool! How long do you think you’ll be able to work as a dancer? have any ideas for after that?

i dOn'T kNoW hOw mUcH LoNgEr, mAyBe 3 oR 4 mOrE yEaRs wHeN i aM 30. mAyBe fInIsH mY mAsTeRs aT UnLv, wHo tHe fUcK kNoWs?
You seem like your in pretty good shape, and work at it so I’d think you might be able to dance into your mid 30s though who knows , it’s best to know when to give it up,...

Just thought in a profession with a limited span , hedging your bets with an investment in school or training of some kind that might be able to maintain your current income,... course I have no idea what the hell that would be,... or I’d be looking to get into something that paid.

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